>>11689004The Adventure Of The Nidoran
Jeezy and Sara were out for a Confused Valentine's walk in the gutter. As they went, Sara rested her hand on Jeezy's Finger. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Black, Jeezy was filled with Real dread.
"Do you suppose it's Intelligent here?" he asked Humorously.
"You Selfish silly," Sara said, tickling Jeezy with her Muk. "It's completely Short."
Just then, a Short Tempered Nidoran leapt out from behind a Pokeball and Pulled Sara in the Back. "Aaargh!" Sara screamed.
Things looked Funny. But Jeezy, although he was Decent, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Scrafty and, like a light skinned nigga bleeding gutter rainbows into on to the pavement, beat the Nidoran Angrily until it ran off. "That will teach you to Pull innocent people."
Then he clasped Sara close. Sara was bleeding whole heartily. "My darling," Jeezy said, and pressed his lips to Sara's Head.
"I love you," Sara said Lately, and expired in Jeezy's arms.
Jeezy never loved again.
