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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:35:00 No.32533480 View View Reply Original Report

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Whats the saltiest moment you've had in a battle?

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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:36:36 No.32533490 Report

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Double heat wave miss, never got that salty at pokemon before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:39:09 No.32533500 Report

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Having my Dragonite lose to an Unown in a randoms battle because of confusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:40:35 No.32533508 Report

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>>32533480

Togekiss paraflinched to death.
It was my own fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:44:39 No.32533533 Report

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My Mega Mawile got hax'd to death by a Confuse Ray + Foul Play Umbreon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:47:32 No.32533554 Report

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Freeze status, anytime, everytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:48:16 No.32533563 Report

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I battled an ex-Smogon mod in OU once. I can't remember whether I won or lost, but a few hours later I spotted him in the forums complaining about seeing a mono-Normal team on the 1500 ladder.

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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:50:23 No.32533580 Report

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>Walrein used Sheer Cold
>It's a One-Hit KO!

>Walrein used Sheer Cold
>It's a One-Hit KO!

>Walrein used Sheer Cold
>It's a One-Hit KO!

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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:50:23 No.32533581 Report

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>Playing PBR
>I'm up against the final guy in the masters class 4(I think)
>I've been trying to beat him for a long ass time
>using my team from platnium btw
>anyway I actually get a lucky crit and one shot his palkia with my garchomp
>things are going well
>the final two Pokemon are my Houndoom vs his Uxie
>DarkPulse.jpg
>I hit him with one dark pulse
>all it takes is one more
>he will 3 hit ko me with Thunderbolt
>No problem
>I go for for another dark pulse
>Miss
>I'm in complete shock, how the fuck did I miss
>he thunderbolts me
>I go for dark pulse again
>Mother Fucking Miss
>I unleash the rage of a thousand suns
>turn off my wii
>im in disbelief, how the fuck did I miss with dark pulse TWICE
>I google his team
>his Uxie has a lax incense...
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:51:57 No.32533596 Report

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>>32533580
>it missed a few, it must be out, thank goo-
>Walrein used Fissure

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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:56:19 No.32533615 Report

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>emerald battle factory
>last fight in the set
>down to one mon each
>AI Dugtrio uses fissure and misses
>fuck fuck please KO it Regirock
>earthquake puts Dugtrio in red, Regirock in perfect health
>no priority moves
>Dugtrio uses fissure
>It's a one hit ko!
>emerald version so no Sturdy

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Anonymous Sun 14 May 2017 23:58:08 No.32533625 Report

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>Oh, what's this Pokémon? Shedinja?
>Hm what? I can't hit it
>downs 3 Pokémon
Looks like I've been....... GAMEFREAKED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:01:57 No.32533645 Report

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METEOR MISS EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:05:59 No.32533672 Report

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Having my ass being flinched to death by cockslide

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:15:27 No.32533726 Report

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>>32533645

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:16:22 No.32533731 Report

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>Pokemon Omega Ruby
>Somewhat competent team of favorites
>And a mega venasaur
>Having some fun, down to M-Venusaur, Cloyster and a third mon
>Opponent sends out Smeargle.
>O fuk
>Dark void
>"Of course"
>Lock-on
>O fuk round 2
>Sheer cold
>Mons two slow how do I deal with this?
>Send out cloyster
>He repeats
>Before he uses sheer cold again I swap
>Misses
>SUCCESS
>I could feel him getting worried
>"I'll just swap next time lol"
>Repeats
>Swap in Cloyster
>Sheer cold hits without lock-on
>MFW
You can guess the rest of the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:21:24 No.32533768 Report

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Scarfed mons on battle tree

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:21:45 No.32533772 Report

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>>32533645

>tfw every clutch Meteor Mash hits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:30:13 No.32533844 Report

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Predicting icebeam and switching into a resist.

Frozen solid.

This is the biggest piece of shit in existence, and it happens way too often.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:42:48 No.32533936 Report

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>>32533844
Happens every once in a while to the best of us

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 00:57:22 No.32534048 Report

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>just need to win a battle more to be able to vote in the Jirachi's suspect test (doubles OU)
>this looks bad I'm losing 2-6
>at least the problematics mons in the other guy team has the hp bar in yellow
>Lilligant and Torkoal can do the comeback
>with some predicts Lilligant and Torkoal took down 5 mons
>Amoonguss is the last mon
>Lilligant used After you in Torkoal
>Torkoal used Heat wave
>It missed
>Amoonguss used sludge bomb
>Torkal endured the hit but got poisoned and died in the same turn
>Lilligant can't do nothing against Amoonguss
>loss the battle
>I was in 1500 the other guy in 1150
>i not played again until the suspect ended

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 01:02:12 No.32534083 Report

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>>32533480
>Opponent escapes full para and confusion
>Gets a crit and a defense drop

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 01:04:16 No.32534098 Report

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>Quick claw Sheer Cold Walrein

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 01:04:28 No.32534099 Report

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>fighting Cynthia's Garchomp in Platinum
>use Rhydon to OHKO with boosted Avalanche
>Garchomp used Earthquake!
>crit
>knocks out Rhydon
I could have just revived right there, but I was kinda pissed. Crit a shit.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 01:07:32 No.32534120 Report

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>battle tree
>super singles
>get up to battle 10
>"okay maybe this time i will get in the high numbers"
>fucking wally
>sends out mega gallade
>take it out, not a problem
>sends in garchomp
>swear to fuck you better not be the scarf-outrage set
>it is
>either hits 3 times or hits twice and doesnt hit in confusion

This has happened far too many times to be a coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 01:18:39 No.32534183 Report

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>>32533844

The upside is that your switchins to Ice Beam are usually Water types that have Scald or even Fire types with Flare Blitz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 04:29:53 No.32535325 Report

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>>32533480
>Shell Smash Barbaracle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 04:34:52 No.32535342 Report

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>>32533480
emerald.
Sidney's shiftry kept using double team, none of my team could lay a finger on it.
I wanted to chuck my game at a wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 04:35:10 No.32535343 Report

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>>32533480
First battle against Hau with his A-Raichu and I lost
Fuck that thing

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 04:55:04 No.32535449 Report

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>Opposing Absol used Blizzard!
>It was frozen solid!
>switch out
>Opposing Absol used Blizzard!
>It was frozen solid!
>Switch out again
>Opposing Absol used Blizzard!
>IT WAS FROZEN SOLID

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 05:04:11 No.32535497 Report

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>>32533480
Just today I got really pissed trying to go through the Battle Tree in Moon. Colress was just too try hard. It's hard monotyping Ghost in the Battle Tree. Seems like every other time I go in the Battle Tree, it ends up getting me really frustrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 05:50:21 No.32535736 Report

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Going into a monologue about morals when a bastard was going to have his Mega Aerodactyl use stone edge on my poor Arcanine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 05:53:29 No.32535749 Report

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>>32535736

>oh my god kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 05:59:48 No.32535773 Report

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>>32535343
How? Sun/moon are the easiest games yet did he get a crit or something?

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:06:15 No.32535807 Report

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>>32533480
>blind Black 2 Nuzlocke
>worst Nuzlocke ever, shit dying left and right
>try to train new mons but they all get critted
>Golurk and Golduck left by Victory Road
>Golurk dies
>super pissed, grind Golduck to Level 80 to sweep E4
>get to Iris' Haxorus
>Focus Sash/Dragon Dance
>fug.jpg
>Earthquake crit, Golduck dies like the shitmon it is
>go Fly slave Tranquill, use Quick Attack
>she still has Archeops

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:06:16 No.32535808 Report

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>Tyranitar used Earthquake
>Magnezone's Sturdy
>Tyranitar tried to use Earthquake again
>Kukui used a full restore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:11:43 No.32535844 Report

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>>32535773
Not that anon, but I thought XY was much easier. Might've been Kalos being overpopulated with pokes and catching Pokemon giving experience, but my Blaziken went to level 100 before the Elite Four with no grinding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:18:08 No.32535869 Report

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>>32533480
>last mons
>registeel vs. togekiss
>'this is easy, I know the serene meme but I can take it, after all this is chesto-rest, I just need 1 iron head or one rest'
>togekiss used body slam
>registeel is paralyzed
>togekiss used air slash
>flinch
>...
>flinch-para for 24 fucking turns
>i'm almost dead, but air slash is gone
>'togekiss used body slam - is a critical hit!'
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:18:38 No.32535872 Report

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>Opposing Glaceon's Quick Claw activated!
>Opposing Glaceon used Blizzard!
>Frozen Solid!
>Frozen Solid!

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:24:56 No.32535892 Report

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>>32533480
I once had a VGC game at Nationals where it came down to my opponent's Garchomp ~25HP vs my Weavile
Ice Punch missed. He won.
I'm usually all for gimmicks and stuff, but he could have had Life Orb, Yache Berry, Focus Sash, or Lum Berry, which would consistently come up, and he chose to have a 10% chance to avoid a random attack instead.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:26:50 No.32535896 Report

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>>32533480
one time i lost 5 battles in a row on pokemon online and i literally cried

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:40:38 No.32535948 Report

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Battling Red for the first time in battle tree:
>Go Azumarill!
>red sends out zard
>fuck-yeah.docx
>zard outspeeds, expected.
>loses a quarter of health, its ok, z-belly drum+aqua jet will win me this match
>Azumarill flinches
>shit, nevermind, next turn
>zard used Rock slide
>flinch again
>ohgodpleaseno.flv
>at half health now, must really get that drum up
>rock slide again
>motherfucking flinch
>fuck this shit, use aqua jet w/o boosts
>zard loses 1/2
>ko with rock slide again
>i send out houndoom who mega evolves
>Houndoom uses dark pulse, zard faints
>thank-arceus.jar
>sends out blastoise, mega evolves
>hell no, i switch to Scarfed Mienshao
>forgot toise has mega launcher
>shao gets raped by water pulse
>houndoom suffers the same fate
>mfw
Why does GF suck Zard's dick so hard?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:54:34 No.32536006 Report

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>>32535948
Nigger that's on you. Should have used AJ as soon as the first flinch occured.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 06:57:09 No.32536018 Report

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>>32535948

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 07:22:21 No.32536133 Report

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>>32536006
Azumarill's attack is absolute whack, even with Huge Power, so my startegy was belly drum and aqua jet, also takes out targets that take neutral hits.
i would have stalled toise for a while, racking up damage with AJ until azumarill gave out, switch in either to shao or doom to pick up the pieces and wreck his team.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 07:56:22 No.32536257 Report

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>Go, Tyranitar!
>Tyranitar's Sand Stream!
>The opposing Pelipper used Blizzard!
>Tyranitar was frozen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 08:13:35 No.32536307 Report

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>>32533480
Nuzlocke with no in battle heal clause. Fucking sandslash got three damn crits in a row through max evasion buff with slash and killed my guy. Kill the sandslash and the next mon crits twice in a row killing another of my team.

I was so sphincterally savaged that I ragequit and deleted my save

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 10:17:33 No.32536573 Report

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I was battling my best friend and the cheeki bastard that he is managed to knock out my first pokemon and then proceeded to land 5 Fissures in a row

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 10:18:36 No.32536577 Report

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>>32536573
>forgot pic, the culprit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 10:21:26 No.32536585 Report

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>>32533480
I know it doesn't count but..

I'm shiny hunting for a Timid Protean Frogadier and I just found like the fifth torrent one. I'm so fucking over the torrent motherfuckers I straight up killed a wild shiny Frogadier.

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Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 10:30:01 No.32536605 Report

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>heartgold nuzlocke
>battle against elite four champion lance
>sweep his entire team except for a dragonite with dragon dance gyarados
>use ice fang and it misses
>he uses outrage and ohko's gyarados from full health with a crit
>send in next pokémon
>he gets another crit and ohko's
>send in next pokémon
>don't want to lose so i used hyper potions every turn and hope he hits himself in confusion one turn so i can get the ko
>after getting confused and snapping out of confusion three times, his dragonite never hits itself in confusion
>gets a crit and ohko's
>turn game off and never touch it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 May 2017 10:41:10 No.32536637 Report

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Was in a big tour, lost to my oppenent when I was going to win best of 3 bc my ferrothorn is chinese.
>greninja used dark pulse!
>ferrothorn flinched!
>greninja used dark pulse!
>ferrothorn used power whip!
>greninja avoided the attack!

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