>>32738738Hilbert started slowly backing away while reaching into his back pocket. "Alright, Snek-chan. Eaaaaaaasy now, girl..."
[Snek-chan used Leaf Blade!]
With three quick swipes of her sharpened tail, the lusty Serperior sliced her Trainer's pants to bits - which both exposed his Luvdisc-patterned boxer shorts and prevented him from being able to reach his partner's Pokeball.
Hilbert threw his arms into the air. "Oh, that's IT, Snek-chan! You know how much those pants cost? Or how dumb I'll look walking out of this tower with N victorious and me in my boxer shorts? At least let me walk out of here without those boxer shorts splattered in fucking baby batter!"
Snek-chan, utterly nonplussed by the boy's accusations, flicked her tongue at him suggestively.
"STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW," the boy howled. "I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO POKEMON, OR N, I JUST LIKE HUMAN GIRLS."
Snek-chan, utterly unimpressed, bent her head down and nudged his boxer shorts. Her Trainer followed her gaze down and was both absolutely mortified and utterly unsurpised to find that they were stretching against his own fully erect "snake".
"I'll... I'll fucking fight you if I have to, Snek-chan!" Hilbert blustered.
Snek-chan didn't have eyebrows, but she would have raised them if she did. Her look of utter disdain got her feelings across to Hilbert anyway.
"You wanna go?!" he yelled. "You've got 75 base Attack, lizard girl, you wanna go?!"
