Mine should be easy desu
>>36439878You've fapped to light fetish porn but don't actually have a specific one
>>36439855Your last playthrough was with a monotype team of a pre-gen 6 game
>>36439841You hate weed even though all your friends do it. You also had a non-pokemon related collection as a kid that's now stuffed somewhere among your old stuff in the closet, garage, or cabinet. Your mother also loves you very much
>>36439595You like the color grey, or at least lots of your clothes are that color
>>36437737You're tall and have spent summer months in the mountains with your two sisters
>>36437647You're trying to learn how to bake but just can't get the proper amount of air in the batter. Have you tried separating your egg yolks and adding them last?
>>36437614You've been here for 4 years, 2 months, and 13 days. You only visit one other board as frequently as /vp/
>>36437427You have great taste in pokemon but can't figure out why you're always losing
>>36436754You also have great taste in pokemon and have beaten at least half of the postgame battle facilities. I don't blame you for taking a break though, those things are tough
>>36436681You have two dogs, one cat, or... a snake? Wait no, those are just what your favorite pokemon are based off of
>>36436232You unironically sing pop songs in the shower and don't know your roommates like your voice
>>36435976You've recently broken up with someone
>>36435826You like to go out on Friday nights and walk around the block