>>39269416>that comicIf that were me
I'd go have a shower
I'd quietly eat breakfast
I'd call Zoroark down to the car for a drive
THEN TELL HER WE'RE GOING TO VET TO GET HER SPADE
I'd ignore her protests
If she tried to get out I'd activate the locks
When we got to vet I'd drag her inside
And when we got to the front desk.....
I'd tell the nurse I must have made a mistake she seems fine now
We'd go back to car
I'd give it a minute for affect
Then I'd ask her how that felt
I'd then tell her thats exactly how I felt waking up to her instead the girl I banged last night
Violated even a little raped
What would really would piss me off about that whole thing is I would have totally been down for Zoroark courting me but not after a stunt like that
