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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:07:05 No.45371043 View View Reply Original Report

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B-bruhs...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:14:38 No.45371114 Report

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>>45371043
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:15:25 No.45371124 Report

Quoted By: >>45371140 >>45376126

>>45371043
Hot and lewd thing happens next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:16:51 No.45371135 Report

Quoted By: >>45371141

I really, really, REALLY hate Hypno.
It is my dream to have me drawn getting fucked by every Pokémon that exists, but Hypno and Drowzee will not be in that list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:17:32 No.45371140 Report

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>>45371124
cex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:17:48 No.45371141 Report

Quoted By: >>45371149

>>45371135
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:18:15 No.45371146 Report

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>>45371043
Hypno hypnosises you so you won't be a pokephile. What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:18:29 No.45371149 Report

Quoted By: >>45371227

>>45371141
The whole hypnosis fetish seems like a cop-out for rape. Something about it really grosses me out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:19:04 No.45371154 Report

Quoted By: >>45373376 >>45374396 >>45376126

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:30:44 No.45371227 Report

Quoted By: >>45371239 >>45371373

>>45371149
>hypnosis is rape
Well buddy boy, fucking animals is statutory rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:31:42 No.45371239 Report

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>>45371227
OH NO NO NO NO FURRIES BTFO'd WITH LOGIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:31:52 No.45371241 Report

Quoted By: >>45371352 >>45371403

>>45371043
I too watched the False Swipe video

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:43:10 No.45371352 Report

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>>45371241
what video?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:44:57 No.45371373 Report

Quoted By: >>45371403

>>45371227
How does that make me like Hypno more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:46:52 No.45371403 Report

Quoted By: >>45371423

>>45371241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5EtslSPA&ab_channel=FalseSwipeGaming
>>45371373
STFU and take his big yellow cock, you fifthly whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:48:57 No.45371423 Report

Quoted By: >>45371480 >>45373328

>>45371403
I don't want to. I will never, ever want to.
I will take Emboar cock, I will take Malamar cock, I will take Hitmonlee cock, I will take fucking Spewpa cock, I will take Garbodor cock, but I will never EVER take Drowzee or Hypno cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:54:18 No.45371480 Report

Quoted By: >>45371507 >>45376126

>>45371423
That's what's so great about Drowzee and Hypno cock, whore. Your compliance is not necessary. They could fuck you and you wouldn't even know it. They could hypnotize you and have you believe you were taking BIG MACHAMP COCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:57:33 No.45371507 Report

Quoted By: >>45371517

>>45371480
That's why I don't want it!
FUCK hypno. If I could, I would get a team of 6 dark-types and start genocide on all these foul creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 19:59:28 No.45371517 Report

Quoted By: >>45371621

>>45371507
Seethe, roastie. There's nothing you can do to stop from getting YELLOWED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 20:05:42 No.45371582 Report

Quoted By: >>45371621 >>45371640

>>45371043
I hate Hypno porn,
Anyway it should have been made Psychic/Dark in gen II.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 20:11:14 No.45371621 Report

Quoted By: >>45375199

>>45371582
>Psychic/Dark
If they made it that, it would have further fuelled the degenerate hypnosis fetish.
>>45371517
>Machamp used Throat Chop
Die, Hypno. Stay dead. This is the final solution.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 20:14:23 No.45371640 Report

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>>45371582
>This

Hypno, Arbok, and Persian were excellent candidates for get one of the "new" types, as was the case with Magnemite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 23:15:55 No.45373328 Report

Quoted By: >>45373335 >>45373403 >>45374158

>>45371423
>malamar cock
>when it is just as much of a hypnotist as hypno and drowzee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 23:17:10 No.45373335 Report

Quoted By: >>45373403

>>45373328
actually nevermind i fucked up, it's THE BEST hypnotist in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 23:20:53 No.45373376 Report

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>>45371154
>LucyferComic
>sample
reddit-tier cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2020 23:23:37 No.45373403 Report

Quoted By: >>45376513

>>45373328
>>45373335
Malamar has tentacles tho.
Immediately better than this humanoid abomination.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:46:24 No.45374158 Report

Quoted By: >>45374213 >>45374224 >>45374517

>>45373328
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:52:23 No.45374213 Report

Quoted By:

>>45374158
Post more before jannies make you go byebye bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 00:53:13 No.45374224 Report

Quoted By:

>>45374158
At least post trap x malamar or shemale x malamar. Not straight shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:09:25 No.45374396 Report

Quoted By: >>45374414 >>45376126

>>45371154

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:10:58 No.45374414 Report

Quoted By: >>45374879 >>45376126

>>45374396

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:11:42 No.45374425 Report

Quoted By: >>45374436

Um bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:12:58 No.45374436 Report

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>>45374425
>hippler

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:21:07 No.45374517 Report

Quoted By: >>45374561

>>45374158
F in the chat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:25:55 No.45374561 Report

Quoted By: >>45374571 >>45376126

>>45374517
Fear not,as I am not dead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:26:59 No.45374571 Report

Quoted By: >>45374626 >>45374877

>>45374561

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:29:16 No.45374592 Report

Quoted By: >>45374634 >>45375710 >>45376126

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:32:13 No.45374626 Report

Quoted By: >>45374647

>>45374571
Hero VP needs. Lets go champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:33:03 No.45374634 Report

Quoted By: >>45374646

>>45374592
>Drowzee
NO. We talked about this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:34:14 No.45374646 Report

Quoted By: >>45374664

>>45374634
Tangela it is then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:34:17 No.45374647 Report

Quoted By: >>45374687 >>45374877

>>45374626
Another one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:36:58 No.45374664 Report

Quoted By: >>45374682

>>45374646
OK.
Now can you do non-straight shit or at least make them shemale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:39:22 No.45374682 Report

Quoted By: >>45374684

>>45374664
Dude. Stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:39:35 No.45374684 Report

Quoted By:

>>45374682
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 01:39:38 No.45374687 Report

Quoted By: >>45374877

>>45374647
The last one I have

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:01:03 No.45374877 Report

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>>45374571
>>45374647
>>45374687
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST THESE HERE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:01:13 No.45374879 Report

Quoted By: >>45375010 >>45376126

>>45374414

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:16:28 No.45375010 Report

Quoted By:

>>45374879
HYPNOED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:19:22 No.45375029 Report

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>X used Hypnosis!
>X's attack missed!
>X's attack missed!
>X's attack missed!
>Y is fast asleep!
>Y Woke up!
Just nerf the PP so it can be 75% already like Lovely Kiss and Sleep Powder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:38:39 No.45375172 Report

Quoted By:

>>45371043
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:42:42 No.45375199 Report

Quoted By: >>45375219

>>45371621
Have sex with hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:47:23 No.45375219 Report

Quoted By: >>45375236 >>45375640 >>45376380

>>45375199
NEVER. I can literally have sex with every Pokémon but not Hypno.
Die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:49:08 No.45375229 Report

Quoted By: >>45375288 >>45376015

>>45371043
How do we fix Hypno for competitive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:50:35 No.45375236 Report

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>>45375219
i heard he's good in bed

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:54:39 No.45375262 Report

Quoted By: >>45376126

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 02:57:44 No.45375288 Report

Quoted By:

>>45375229
New Ability that gives every opposing Pokemon a 30% chance to fall Asleep at the end of each turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 03:49:55 No.45375640 Report

Quoted By:

>>45375219
Hypnofags are delusional, Drowzee is better in every possible way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 04:00:06 No.45375710 Report

Quoted By:

>>45374592
She should be in the top 10 hypno sluts, wasnt her game the one that started all this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 04:15:21 No.45375820 Report

Quoted By: >>45375850

>Bitch gets knocked up by Hypno.
>Gives birth to Drowzee instead of a human baby, even though that would explain all those children in the world with no father and would make sense from a gameplay breeding perspective.
>Same artist respects the gameplay breeding mechanics when doing human on poke.
No integrity and no consistency. What gives artfags?

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 04:20:32 No.45375850 Report

Quoted By: >>45376126

>>45375820
My headcanon is that all humans with psychic powers have a psychic pokemon somewhere on their family tree (if not their very own father)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 04:50:47 No.45376015 Report

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>>45375229
Evolution. Make it an offensive tank instead of a mediocre "wall". I was thinking a Fighting/Psychic that can turn its pendulum into a brass knuckle and giving it an ability that has ALL attacks being calculated by the higher offensive stat (ie. If Attack > Special Attack, all special attacks will use the physical Attack stat in the calculation).

>95 (+10)
>108 (+35)
>90 (+20)
>63 (-10)
>115 (0)
>62 (-5)

New attacks
>Superpower
>Cross Chop
>Throat Chop
>Darkest Lariat
>Sucker Punch
>Mystical Fire
>Vacuum Wave
>Expanding Force
>Belch
>Bulk Up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 04:56:41 No.45376042 Report

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>>45371043
Is that really where Hypno's mouth is? DROPPED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 05:09:38 No.45376126 Report

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>>45371043
>>45371124
>>45371154
>>45371480
>>45374396
>>45374414
>>45374561
>>45374592
>>45374879
>>45375262
>>45375850
BASED Hypnochads, too powerful to stop from fucking every pokegirl ever created, made me into the man I am today with that Misty episode, hypnosis is a patrician fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:02:14 No.45376380 Report

Quoted By: >>45376399

>>45375219
Talking as if you actually have a choice in the matter.

Expect a Hypno outside your house tonight. When you wake up, don't concern yourself about the "mess."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:06:14 No.45376399 Report

Quoted By: >>45376602

>>45376380
Fuck you.
I am gonna have art of myself getting fucked by every non-legendary Pokémon. And when I reach Drowzee/Hypno, I will be punching them instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:25:19 No.45376490 Report

Quoted By:

But what about female Hypno?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:29:58 No.45376513 Report

Quoted By: >>45376551

>>45373403
So your problem isn't actually hypnosis and rape. It's that they're too humanoid. Like, say, Hitmonlee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:31:10 No.45376520 Report

Quoted By:

>>45371043
>tfw I could be living my best life as a hypno
>t'll never happen
Damn bros. Why does the fbi gotta be on my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:38:44 No.45376551 Report

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>>45376513
No, Hitmonlee is fine.
And Malamar can do stuff besides hypnosis.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2020 06:50:46 No.45376602 Report

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>>45376399
>Fuck you.
But that's Hypno's job, not mine.

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