>>47316965>crux of your whole argumentExcept it isn’t lol. Pokémon are smarter than real-life animals due to somehow understanding full-sentence commands in the human language, even if they were just caught in the wild, but they’re the stand-ins for animals since the very moment Game Freak put the franchise in its own world instead of an alternate variant of our real one.
I’ll repeat this again; Pokémon aren’t aliens at all, they’re the animals of the world the franchise is set in, except they’re much more mystical and supernatural to impress kids and childish adults.
>humansThe humans in the Pokémon world are human. They’re not pokemon because they literally cannot be caught in pokeballs, since the device is designed to catch virtually everything that is not a human, even if their extraterrestrial and alternate dimension aliens. The pokeballs, these ball-shaped prisons and wasteful contraptions better used to digitally transport resources and eliminate shortages, are used to capture non-human entities and force them to do their biding. It’s literal slavery, and I find it funny you’re willing to go to such length to deny such an obvious truth.
>you’re the dangerous oneYou’re the one who sees an animal and has a lustful desire for it, regardless if it hypothetically wants it or not. And even if we go with the angle that this creature even tolerates the idea of you groping it in sensitive places, you still have a slaver-slave dynamic since it’s forever bound to be your property, and the ball-shaped prison it’s indefinitely stuck in can easily fit your pocket. It cannot say no, because the system designated you as its “trainer”, and if it refuses or even dares to fight back against its slaver, that makes it a rogue pokemon.
You don’t care that it’s a slave, you care that it makes your confused micropenis hard, and that right there is what makes YOU dangerous, and a zoophile to boot.
