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Emergency thursday Ruseday thread

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 15:11:01 No.48686888 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>48686945 >>48687642 >>48688575 >>48705497 >>48713305 >>48719615 >>48720088 >>48732226

I still want to know more about the "cat-goulash" Kitchen Nightmare story that one anon told us of...

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 15:18:46 No.48686945 Report

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>>48686888
I'm in. Hopefully this one doesn't waste all its bumps on stupid discourse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 16:18:16 No.48687522 Report

Quoted By: >>48687546

For continuity purposes, previous thread:
>>48647309

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 16:20:05 No.48687546 Report

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>>48687522
Good idea

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 16:28:34 No.48687642 Report

Quoted By: >>48687697 >>48688259 >>48692701 >>48693144 >>48699225

>>48686888
Ive been looking for this damned thing the whole morning and failed to find it before tuesdays thread got locked, maybe it was a NatGeo or Discovery documentary film and not a BBC production - anyways it went something like this:
>Chef talks about how stray Cats were allowed to roam inside the kitchen after-night to drive out mice and rats...
>Says that one of the restaurants signature dishes was somekind of stew drawn from a cauldron that almost never gets emptied or have its wood-fired firepit flames snuffed for literal weeks usually...
>When he got back into kitchen one morning hed discovered in pure terror that one of Cats has accidentally drowned in the cauldron overnight, and basicly dissolved into a pile of meat-goo in a loose furry skin-wrapping of sorts...
>None of the other kitchen staff members came yet, so he just whisked-out the bones, hair and skin from the stew and just dumped it into the trash without telling anyone...
>Feeling hesitant if by any chance this shit is gonna fly, he actually ate a sample portion of this concoction with a sizable chunk of cat flesh in the bowl...
>Turns out cats are quite delicious and taste almost exactly the same as bunnies do - uma delicja...
I saw this about 9 years ago and that's the only part I still remember from it to this day

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 16:35:22 No.48687697 Report

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>>48687642
What the FUCK

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 16:38:20 No.48687728 Report

Quoted By: >>48688022 >>48688058

What is going on in this image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:08:33 No.48688022 Report

Quoted By: >>48697399

>>48687728
He just discovered his girlfriend is actually a Zoroark
Honestly that's kind of an upgrade though

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:12:24 No.48688058 Report

Quoted By: >>48688283 >>48697399

>>48687697
Well, yeah... that's how it went pretty much IIRC - and also, ever heard of the East-German phrase '"rooftop rabbit'" by the way? People know cats are tasty, but dont tend to think of them that way unlike with bunnies
>>48687728
Guy slapped her arse too hard and the illusion has broken :)

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:30:31 No.48688259 Report

Quoted By: >>48688377 >>48693774

>>48687642
>that picture
That zork is perfect and housewife material

>the post
Gonna pretend I didn't see that

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:32:48 No.48688283 Report

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>>48688058
licc

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:38:52 No.48688340 Report

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:42:59 No.48688377 Report

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>>48688259
That Zork is doing erotic cooking, lol. Never seen someone band their hips like that to make a pancake.

Also: It's too early for me to have harvested twitter for fanart. So, no pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:51:37 No.48688456 Report

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>>48688377
that's a hamburger

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:53:02 No.48688472 Report

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>>48688377
Have some of the spoils of my own excursion into Twitter, then

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 17:56:34 No.48688511 Report

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 18:04:13 No.48688575 Report

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>>48686888
On my way to scare your bitch

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 18:33:11 No.48688879 Report

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>>48688456
t. Metalisk
(please dont hate me, Im lovin' it)

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 18:37:53 No.48688924 Report

Quoted By: >>48689900 >>48693063 >>48693610

I would have never expected that the best way to sexualize a literal corpse is to firstly make it a sexy fox girl (that sometimes has a dong) - Jynx was first though, too bad that dem nibbas gone cray-cray for her in a way nobody expected...

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 20:07:21 No.48689900 Report

Quoted By: >>48690621 >>48691312

>>48688924
Ghost Pokèmon are not ghosts!
>its official entry states it died for reals, and has returned from netherworld thanks to its unlimited hatred to feed upon the fears of other living beings
Okay I got nothing witty on this...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 20:47:42 No.48690271 Report

Quoted By: >>48690317

>>48688511
Man, those abs are something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 20:52:44 No.48690317 Report

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>>48690271
His abs are so firm you could grate cheese on them!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 21:23:05 No.48690621 Report

Quoted By: >>48691933 >>48692018 >>48693610

>>48689900
>>feed upon the fears of other living beings
>Get Hiusian Zoroark gf
>”Babe it’s dinner time, time for your nightmare illusion montage”
>’Yes honey’

In all seriousness, I bet it would be fun to watch horror with one so they can feed off you. Imagine sitting down to the Mandela Catalogue or something like that, knowing they’ll use it against you for a prank later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 21:28:17 No.48690669 Report

Quoted By: >>48691651 >>48693610

Could a Hisuian Zoroark fall in love with her trainer? Or is she too angsty to give in to her true feelings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 22:35:50 No.48691312 Report

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>>48689900
>Ghost Pokèmon are not ghosts!
Frosslass, Yamask, Phantump, and Spiritomb would like to have a word with you anon.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 22:45:16 No.48691398 Report

Quoted By: >>48693774 >>48694088

Ey up, thread chef here (least I was the head talking about the veracity of Ratatouille's depiction of the kitchen last thread). I'm going to have to doubt that cat story, firstly as if they had a rat problem, they'd get exterminators not cats in. Secondly when he'd talked about a stew boiling away for months at a time, it reminded me of ASOIAF's bowl of brown stews, which as plot points had dead bodies added to them as needed.
Or at least every fibre in my being as a trained chef with his health and hygiene certs HOPES it isn't true and that's leaving out the fact I adore cats to boot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 23:12:19 No.48691651 Report

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>>48690669
It'd take a while but it's definitely not impossible

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 23:42:43 No.48691933 Report

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>>48690621
I'd be down for it

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Anonymous Thu 11 Nov 2021 23:51:45 No.48692018 Report

Quoted By: >>48693610

>>48690621
If she feeds off of your fears in a literal sense, does that mean she's also reducing them by that act? Or is it just she's a standard troll at heart and just gets her kicks by spooking people? If it's the former, that seems more like a benefit. Win/win either way, either she's effectively a comfy security blanket or probably fun to hang around with.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 01:05:45 No.48692701 Report

Quoted By: >>48693774

>>48687642
>that pic
I love her. I wonder what kinda burgers she makes. Regular cheeseburger? Hawaiian? Its probably good whatever it is.
>that post
what the FUCK why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 01:46:20 No.48693063 Report

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>>48688924
>Sexualized corpse
>Jynx
Okay bruh WTF you meant there even?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 01:53:05 No.48693144 Report

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>>48687642
The next regional variant of Zoroark/Zorua is going to be in the American south where a Zorua fell into a stew like that and became a vengeful ghost/fire type and terrorizes eateries all over the region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 01:57:16 No.48693182 Report

Quoted By: >>48693515 >>48693662 >>48694299 >>48695348 >>48695749

Need fellow /ruse/bros opinions about a depressing fic i'm working on
>Anon buys a haunted house
>Believing it's just a Rattata, he starts leaving extra food in the nights
>After some time, Anon decides to see what's actually eating the food
>Ghost rusefox living in the house
>He starts trying to help her overcome her hatred for humans
>While doing so, she starts getting weaker
>Anon notices it and has to decide
>If he stays with her, she will end up losing the last thing bounding her to the living world
>If he abandons her, she will grow even more spiteful, staying "alive" but forever hating him
I just want to suffer a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 02:35:04 No.48693515 Report

Quoted By: >>48693525

>>48693182
I like it, but I'm no good at depressing anymore.
So I'll give you this:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 02:36:05 No.48693525 Report

Quoted By: >>48694019

>>48693515
And with that I learn why there's no emojis on /vp/.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 02:47:11 No.48693610 Report

Quoted By: >>48696673

>>48690621
>>48690669
>>48692018
I originally had posted that 'Ghosts can't do it' movie poster last week and this >>48688924 to try deterring you guys from even attempting to romance the RevenantPhox but I should have known better of you folks
No idea if this if is something rooted in JPN folklore or was actually ripped off by GF from elsewhere, but reading a bit more of the possible inspirations behind that signature fear-devouring aspect of H.Zorro should cause in anybody who seen 'The Deaths of Ian Stone' a slight feeling of Deja-Vu and subconciously get reminded that love is a superior substitute to fear, but dont expect them GrudgeVulpines to just NOT miss the opportunity to pull off the BathtubLady-scene from 'The Shining' on you at their first date with you, mostly in order to test your determination to this utmost forbidden of loves, and remind you of the uncomfortable truth of the underlying topic at hand itself (you just like your FoxWaifus stone-cold dead, congrats you utter degenerate)...
But I know too well this wont stop the most dedicated of Monster-Fuckers from trying.to and eventually score with one - I know this from personal experience ;-)
BTW theres an H.Zork egg-laying pic already up on MSG, if you dont mind the implications behind it

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 02:52:23 No.48693662 Report

Quoted By: >>48693832

>>48693182
I think that's a good premise. Whether you choose to have a happy ending in it is up to you, but i think it's solid nonethless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:09:19 No.48693774 Report

Quoted By: >>48693790 >>48694088

>>48688259
>>48691398
>>48692701
The extra unsettling thing I found looking for this idiom is that it wasnt something the DDR citizens Invented themselves due to real rabbit meat shortages for Easter (yes the Jerries consider Hares to count as fish during Passover, all thanks to some wordplay I dont remember anymore) and was something only limited to Germany in general - this shit was also happening in both France and England as early as 14th century when the alternative phrase 'gutter-drain rabbits' also got used to describe the exact same practices to make common-folks less queasy about the mystery meat's real sources...
You guys do remember the Poi-dog theorycrafting stuff that was trending back when S&M was just getting teasered here, am I right?
Im not the only one here who remembers when Rockruff got mistaken for a swamp-deer because of those shit-quality screengrabs, am I correct?
...Im too old to keep staying here (;_;)

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:11:32 No.48693790 Report

Quoted By: >>48693833

>>48693774
^olny limited to *post-war* Germany in general^
I really need to learn to read before posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:16:25 No.48693832 Report

Quoted By: >>48694050 >>48694149 >>48695749

>>48693662
I might do a CYOE (Choose your own ending) to not feel like shit after posting and doing other endings anyways
But really, i can't imagine a real good ending for a premise like that without falling into "that's bullshit" territory

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:16:55 No.48693833 Report

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>>48693790
I keep finding myself pretending to be an educated person, however I also keep finding myself to be remarkably lazy about doing my own research. But that's off-topic, so I wonder why I am posting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:39:58 No.48694019 Report

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>>48693525
There's no emoticons on ANY board last I checked, it's strictly ASCII here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:45:00 No.48694050 Report

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>>48693832
You could have it be a REALLY hard to get to secret ending where you manage to successfully reach out to the remnants of an evil team who has the technology to bring her back as an actual Zoroark(or keep her alive without spite), but it must be initiated near the beginning of the story and you're a wanted fugitive for life as a result of teaming up with wanted terrorists.
Make it more of a CYOA story rather than a CYOE story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:49:48 No.48694088 Report

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>>48691398
I really hope that was just something the film crew made up to spice up things a little (most of the documentary was just sex at work, recycled out of date produce and scamming customers up to that point), but considering that selling dog-meat is still a thing in parts of SEA and China - I would not be much suprized if Cats werent also on the menu thanks to this >>48693774

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 03:58:45 No.48694149 Report

Quoted By: >>48694339 >>48694886

>>48693832
Channel your inner ruse and disguise the bullshit as not-bullshit.
I'm sure there's other ghost pokemon that have a grip on staying bound to the world without being a writhing ball of hate, maybe she just needs one to teach her how

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 04:20:38 No.48694299 Report

Quoted By: >>48694712

>>48693182
Suffering accomplished...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 04:27:37 No.48694339 Report

Quoted By: >>48694712

>>48694149
Plus, doesn't the Pokedex say that if you manage to actually get it to like you, it'll be a valuable ally?
On the other hand, that could just be it thinking that its trainer is "one of the good ones"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:12:14 No.48694712 Report

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>>48694299
And that's not the caveat of the fic
(Like >>48694339 mentioned Ghosts rusefox at some point bounded herself to anon, that means she has to protect him even if she wants to kill him, pretty much becoming a furious slave forever until anon dies, but he doesn't know that, so he has to decide whenever to stay with her to the end, or condemn her to wander through earth forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:16:36 No.48694758 Report

Quoted By: >>48695422

>>48682737
Still thinking about this desu
God isn't it weird how the expected reaction to Hisuian Zoroark was to be scared shitless but we're all here like "Lmao yeah he seems like he'd be pretty cool to hang out with"

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:25:12 No.48694841 Report

Quoted By: >>48694867 >>48695422

>no ruse fox gf

why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:27:10 No.48694867 Report

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>>48694841
Sadly, ruse foxes tend to prefer living on the other side of the fourth wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:29:38 No.48694886 Report

Quoted By: >>48695152

>>48694149
Maybe you could still love and live together while also keeping up their spite, you know, like in boomer comics.
>”Dad you should totally get like a WiFi box”
>”No thanks. I already have a Wifey-Fox”

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 05:59:22 No.48695152 Report

Quoted By: >>48702292

>>48694886
That's adorable and I fucking love it

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 06:11:33 No.48695283 Report

Quoted By: >>48695310 >>48695348

I think I mentioned it in a past thread but I'd be interested to find out if the ghost fox can breed. Namely because if it can, that implies that only first generation ghost foxes are actually undead. Anything of a generation after that would be essentially a ghost fox in-form-only but alive, wouldn't it? They might retain some ancestral hostility but that might diminish to standard ruse fox temperament within a few generations. For that matter, within some period of time (a few decades?), it could be the majority of ghost foxes are fully living descendants if enough are produced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 06:14:16 No.48695310 Report

Quoted By: >>48695465

>>48695283
Theoretically, they all share the same spite, but for the most part it's like you said.
Albeit, maybe other generations arrived and succumbed to the same fate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 06:19:55 No.48695348 Report

Quoted By:

>>48695283
>>48693182
Going back to Zoruas only being able to stay in this world if they stay spiteful
>"Wait, I'm a Spiteful Fox Pokemon? What am I spiting--"
>immediately disappears in a puff of logic

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 06:30:10 No.48695422 Report

Quoted By: >>48695688 >>48696380

>>48694758
If they like you, they're a total sweetheart. And that's all I need to like the new rusefox.

>>48694841
Trading is a thing in Pokemon games. If you're going to break the fourth wall, find a gf willing to trade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 06:35:03 No.48695465 Report

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>>48695310
Yeah I think I'd say any fox that is deceased, be it from the first waves or a later newcomer, as a "first" generation ghost fox. Feels like there's a better term, maybe Ghost Fox Primes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 07:09:53 No.48695688 Report

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>>48695422
I want to give Hisuian Zorua the good life it never had

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 07:20:57 No.48695749 Report

Quoted By: >>48697254

>>48693182
>>48693832
Maybe some kind of object to help her stay bound, like say...a replacement hair bead

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MagnetoIsInAnotherPlace Fri 12 Nov 2021 08:57:56 No.48696380 Report

Quoted By: >>48696612 >>48697307

>>48695422
This is how I imagine it happening in most cases:
>Catch yourself a GhostFox, it hates you because 0 friendship and its his first time ever seeing you - it cant run away cause Poke'Ball logic just be like that
>As you try to pet it, it phazes thru your palm - so you try to hug it instead, and it turns out to be an unwise move on your part
>He panicks and bites your hand in defense, simultaneously turning semi-immaterial, sinking his tiny needle-like fangs through each layer of skin, flesh and bone
>You freak out at first, but notice theres no real physical damage from this happening aside from two little rosey dots (is it trying to taste your fears perhaps?)
>Try again more slowly and bolder - he does it again, and their bite feels even more-real this time, but you arent scared of it anymore
>Yep its real this time around, but you are too determined to feel it stinging for long - you need to act now
>Third times the charm - you hope, doing it again with the same arm that's been already perforated - maybe he will get the hint this time
>Tiny prickly teeth meet your arm once more, but it doesnt feel like anythings happenning to it - did he gave up struggling hopefully?
>Maybe its too occupied with this brand new emotion you just now let it taste? You dont really do anything untill he responds, aside from lending another hand into your attempted embrace
>Feeling genuine affection for the first time ever, the Zorua surrenders to your touch and collapses into a fluffy ball of tears, curling up into your arms and starts licking your wounds
>All is forgiven, its was not his fault afterall
Pic somewath related - cant find a better one ATM

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 09:39:30 No.48696612 Report

Quoted By: >>48697282

>>48696380
>MagnetoFag
I would do my thing and tell you to GTFO as always, but reading this changed my mind somewhat
Do you really have to act like this most of the time here? You aint helping yourself or anyone else by being so annoying
I meant the past psychotic meltdowns, not this comfy greentext in particular

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 09:50:04 No.48696673 Report

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>>48693610
>coom-melons
JUST
U
S
T

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 11:44:42 No.48697254 Report

Quoted By: >>48698076

>>48695749
I wonder what exactly a Zoroark looks for in a hair bead? Do they make it themselves? Can a hair bead be anything that looks pretty to them?

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 11:50:12 No.48697282 Report

Quoted By: >>48697304

>>48696612
Doesn't matter right now, I had made this OP out of guilt for nuking both last thread with prolonging the dumb KF non-topical shittery after already it was way past its welcome, and burned down the current Isekai thread with the same old stuff as usual (and at least one Drawthread got wrecked too) just as well, simply because you fuckos kept making fun of a literally dying person like its no big deal...
Dont you ever think for a moment that I dont want to stop being like this, I still dont understand what happened to me at the end of September - getting a redundancy notice alone wouldn't probably shake me up this much at all if my paranoid pressumptions about a most unfortunate fellow would never happened to be entirely correct as you might already know...
Please lets just try to get along at last somehow - I never asked for this shit to keep happening

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 11:56:45 No.48697304 Report

Quoted By: >>48701438

>>48697282
You didn't burn anything down with the Isekai thread at least. I still haven't thought of a replacement topic. It could be good to approach that as a weekly thing instead to come up with ideas ahead of time.
Currently playing Super Mystery Dungeon because insomnia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 11:57:14 No.48697307 Report

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>>48696380
>He panicks and bites your hand in defense, simultaneously turning semi-immaterial, sinking his tiny needle-like fangs through each layer of skin, flesh and bone (...) Yep its real this time around
YOW! ! !
Still worth it tho, I hope at least ;\

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 12:16:42 No.48697390 Report

Quoted By: >>48698402

Drawn by the artist of the Pocket Monsters anime manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 12:19:17 No.48697399 Report

Quoted By: >>48697404 >>48698058

>>48688022
>>48688058
that's a female hand there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 12:20:37 No.48697404 Report

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>>48697399
How can you tell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:14:15 No.48698058 Report

Quoted By: >>48698114

>>48697399
She's a lesbian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:17:44 No.48698076 Report

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>>48697254
My headcanon is that it's made of crystallized evolution energy, sort of like the exact opposite of an Everstone. It forms as a remnant of Zorua's evolution into Zoroark

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:21:44 No.48698104 Report

Quoted By: >>48698121 >>48698132 >>48698621

I know that NuZoro makes this question somewhat redundant now, but would Nickit possibly count as a 'honorary' ruse vulpine of sorts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:22:53 No.48698114 Report

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>>48698058
My favorite type of sorceress :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:24:01 No.48698121 Report

Quoted By: >>48698659

>>48698104
Well it’s definitely part of the ruse cruise group, but because it’s ugly/unfuckable it gets left out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 14:25:34 No.48698132 Report

Quoted By:

>>48698104
I want them to team up to play tricks on people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 15:07:25 No.48698402 Report

Quoted By:

>>48697390
Beautiful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 15:21:39 No.48698527 Report

Quoted By: >>48699160 >>48699226

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 15:31:37 No.48698621 Report

Quoted By:

>>48698104
Nickit is like a cousin, they can come visit occasionally. But only because they're so dang cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 15:35:49 No.48698659 Report

Quoted By: >>48699596

>>48698121
>ugly/unfuckable
Please dont make me provide evindence on the contrary you foolish anon - I dont wanna get caught browsing MSG while at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 16:35:05 No.48699160 Report

Quoted By: >>48699211

>>48698527
He looks like an ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 16:41:27 No.48699211 Report

Quoted By:

>>48699160
He really does

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 16:43:59 No.48699225 Report

Quoted By: >>48699521

>>48687642
Hm I wish to have lost the ability to read shortly before this post but alas, here I am

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 16:44:20 No.48699226 Report

Quoted By:

>>48698527
Vappy please, that's not a Vaniluxe...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 17:26:05 No.48699521 Report

Quoted By: >>48699952

>>48699225
Do you still honestly think that MysteryMeat really comes from mysteries? It really went just like that I swear on me mum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 17:36:06 No.48699596 Report

Quoted By: >>48701594

>>48698659
Just give me the post nr if you can, and Ill see it for myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 18:11:14 No.48699952 Report

Quoted By: >>48700439

>>48699521
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33283694
I couldn't find what you're talking about but I did find this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 18:53:42 No.48700367 Report

Quoted By:

Daily reminder:
>As a Normal/Ghost type, Hisuian Zorua's only weakness is to Dark types
>But it also used to BE a Dark type
>What I'm getting at is, it's easier to defeat it by using moves that remind it of what it once was

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 18:54:09 No.48700371 Report

Quoted By: >>48700386

Undead ruse fox is pretty!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 18:55:53 No.48700386 Report

Quoted By:

>>48700371
I'm going to catch one and name it Cirrus because it's all white and wispy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 19:04:29 No.48700439 Report

Quoted By:

>>48699952
>Juliana Liu
>HongKong correspondent
What a suprize...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 19:55:38 No.48700892 Report

Quoted By: >>48701127

snugg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:21:39 No.48701127 Report

Quoted By: >>48701163

>>48700892
Sleep?
Nah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:25:17 No.48701163 Report

Quoted By: >>48701193

>>48701127
>tfw you will never have a sleepless night because your Zorua was too wound up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:27:36 No.48701193 Report

Quoted By: >>48701253

>>48701163
>You will never comfort your zorua into going back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:34:32 No.48701253 Report

Quoted By: >>48701369

>>48701193
>you will never fuck it senseless when it becomes a zoroark

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:47:22 No.48701369 Report

Quoted By:

>>48701253
Truly, the border between fiction and reality is one of the cruelest and most unforgiving...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 20:57:04 No.48701438 Report

Quoted By:

>>48697304
Carefully observe the fact that Jirachi and Mawile are in the same guild. lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 21:03:42 No.48701499 Report

Quoted By: >>48702755

KiwiFarms... Sudden onset of anxiety...
*cracks knuckles*
I think I've taken enough levels in Christianity to unlock the Red Horseman perks.
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 21:12:43 No.48701594 Report

Quoted By: >>48701772 >>48703172 >>48713543

>>48699596
I'm back home so I can now provide the sauce without worrying about Promotions:
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4549/3c63ec75af3da7166a633bc14d64dcc7.mp4?5181438
Take note how he rubs her off inbetween their hand-holding moments, like the completely shameless degenerates they both are ;)
>BTW sound version when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 21:28:36 No.48701772 Report

Quoted By:

>>48701594
>finally get to see some 'bean-flicking thru the cookie' action since forever
NEAT~OH!!!
Too bad she looks like being made out of rubber though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 22:29:31 No.48702292 Report

Quoted By:

>>48695152
As a side note when I first saw this image I didn't fully register that Zorua was riding a Duraludon so I thought it was just on a really tiny battleship, kinda like Admiral Brickell almost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 23:14:26 No.48702755 Report

Quoted By: >>48704379

>>48701499
I dont understand this anon, do you have something to hide and are worried theyd find out about you somehow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 23:44:46 No.48703025 Report

Quoted By: >>48703374

H.Zorua just needs to eat something because you aren't yourself when you're hungry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 23:58:18 No.48703172 Report

Quoted By:

>>48701594
NGL - me hoping this will get a voiced edit by December is one of the few reasons Im still alive, I dare you to tell me this isnt the most pathetic thing you have heard today - Im slowly getting used to being shunned just like it happened in October...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 00:18:36 No.48703374 Report

Quoted By:

>>48703025
"I hate humanity >:((("
"Eat a Snickers."
"Why?"
"You get a little spiteful when you're hungry."
"...Better?"
"Better."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 00:56:00 No.48703762 Report

Quoted By: >>48703835 >>48704392

H.Zorua are created in a bakery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 01:02:15 No.48703835 Report

Quoted By: >>48703973

>>48703762
I hear their pastries are to die for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 01:18:04 No.48703973 Report

Quoted By: >>48710262

>>48703835

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 01:58:08 No.48704374 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 01:58:32 No.48704379 Report

Quoted By: >>48706923

>>48702755
Coincidental onset of anxiety needs to be dealt with by appropriate action. Noticing heartbeat, feeling arteries with the hands. And general insistence that Mesprit gets off his arse and start making that feeling disappear. Of course a whole bunch of other stuff needs to be dealt with intellectually once that's done. Once the anxiety is intellectually resolved, you often know the cause of the anxiety. This is Absol 101, friend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 02:00:40 No.48704392 Report

Quoted By: >>48704517

>>48703762
I'm sure once H. Zoroark gets his back straight, he becomes a psychic type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 02:16:35 No.48704517 Report

Quoted By: >>48704711 >>48704995

>>48704392
>H.Zoro in a back brace looking uncomfortable but suddenly realizing it can use Psychic abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 02:43:15 No.48704711 Report

Quoted By: >>48704995

>>48704517
"Master, why the FUCK are you having me wear this--"
>spine cracks into shape, Zoroark's eyes start glowing
"I can see e v e r y t h i n g now."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 03:18:07 No.48704995 Report

Quoted By: >>48705022

>>48704711
>>48704517
In my over-thinking, the Ghost type is just the Psychic type, but angry, so it trys to assert dominance over other minds.

But 10/10, great humour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 03:21:41 No.48705022 Report

Quoted By: >>48705219

>>48704995
That's why Ghost is super effective against itself: it gets in a battle of "who can be the most pissed off" and wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 03:45:19 No.48705219 Report

Quoted By:

>>48705022
"Stop hitting yourself."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 04:21:41 No.48705497 Report

Quoted By: >>48705966

>>48686888
Hisuian Zoroark would probably just illusion everything to look like a memetic kill agent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 05:31:47 No.48705966 Report

Quoted By: >>48705978

>>48705497
Us boomers used to just call them Basilisks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 05:33:18 No.48705978 Report

Quoted By:

>>48705966
Funny thing that make brain go dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 06:28:01 No.48706326 Report

Quoted By: >>48706653

Zoroark pussy is made for human cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:34:20 No.48706653 Report

Quoted By: >>48706660

>>48706326

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:35:17 No.48706660 Report

Quoted By: >>48706676 >>48706686 >>48706711 >>48708094

>>48706653
More, more!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:37:27 No.48706676 Report

Quoted By: >>48706711

>>48706660
I agree!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:39:32 No.48706686 Report

Quoted By: >>48706770 >>48706822

>>48706660
Oh shit... I picked this one thinking it was just lewd, never pick from thumbnails XD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:44:41 No.48706711 Report

Quoted By: >>48706720 >>48706736

>>48706660
>>48706676

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:47:00 No.48706720 Report

Quoted By: >>48706763

>>48706711
Looks so soft and beautiful!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 07:53:55 No.48706736 Report

Quoted By: >>48706763

>>48706711
Thank you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:00:09 No.48706763 Report

Quoted By:

>>48706720
>>48706736

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:01:30 No.48706770 Report

Quoted By:

>>48706686
RIP anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:04:40 No.48706783 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:05:57 No.48706790 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:12:25 No.48706822 Report

Quoted By: >>48706850 >>48706853 >>48706878 >>48708436

>>48706686
Is all just an illusion anyways ;-)
Anything but a delicious (∇) is just off-model coombait for uncultured plebes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:16:30 No.48706850 Report

Quoted By: >>48707445

>>48706822
Zookeeper anon here, THEY DON'T HAVE COOKIES. It's literally just a hole with fur covered over it(visually, anyways.)
So yes, the cookie is an illusion too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:16:53 No.48706853 Report

Quoted By: >>48707312 >>48707477

>>48706822
Can't fucking post that and you know it.
Plus, probably count on one hand Zoroark drawn with such an "attachment"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:21:58 No.48706878 Report

Quoted By: >>48715289 >>48730671

>>48706822
This pic is probably what kinda tits that would actually have.
Bipedal spine position makes the twin upper abdominal mammary glands more applicable. Of course it could probably have multi- lesser formed glands.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 08:33:25 No.48706923 Report

Quoted By: >>48712187

>>48704379
I think that Im just too far gone already, but at least for a reason that's somewhat understandable, too bad I promised to shut up about this way too many times before...
He's not gonna make it unfortunately - I know its him, I just can bloody-well feel it, dont ask how - I dont understand it either
>>48706613

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 09:53:54 No.48707312 Report

Quoted By: >>48707468

>>48706853
Post what dear Anon?
We're all legal age adults here, I hope at least...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:21:34 No.48707445 Report

Quoted By: >>48707457

>>48706850
Please dont seethe so angery about obvious bait this much fren, you should stop taking this so seriously in futile hopes of subverting literal decades of furshit logic that's pretty much binary at this point, not even joking about it - it goes just like this:
>if M(rocket), then F(cookie); else 2
>if M(horse_dick) then F(mare_cunt); goto 1
If you want to get really mad about something that's wrong on a fundamental level, remind yourself about the fact how its getting trendy to put doggy dongs on felines like Zeraora or Luxray - without any sort of even basic effort to addorn their shafts with any sort of bushy bristles on top of that
>Anon you're literally c00m-police at the moment
Sorry for not being a horny retard anymore, get on my level or get used to being rightfully insulted if shit you like just doesn't fly at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:24:27 No.48707457 Report

Quoted By: >>48710902

>>48707445
>Obvious bait
I know, the problem is that people actually believe that foxes have them. It's annoying, and also rightfully awkward when it gets brought up about once a month by a REALLY stupid person. I just kick into this mode automatically at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:27:01 No.48707468 Report

Quoted By: >>48707566

>>48707312
imagine
the
smell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:29:42 No.48707477 Report

Quoted By: >>48707501

>>48706853
>The majority of RuseFox biscuit imagery belongs solely to Scarlett
Well shit anon, I concede your knowledge reigns superior...
*Shows belly and wets himself in submission*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:33:50 No.48707501 Report

Quoted By: >>48707607 >>48708432 >>48708458

>>48707477
>wake up
>you've lost your memory
>there are two rusefoxes standing over you with boxing gloves
wdyd?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 10:53:01 No.48707566 Report

Quoted By:

>>48707468
>Brapfaggotry
Is the alt-pic at least salvage-able?
As in, can the sausage-log be easily turned into an absurly-long technicolor dildo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 11:01:44 No.48707607 Report

Quoted By:

>>48707501
Introduce them to the FemmeLucarios patented 100% guaranteed weight-loss programme and hope to finally stop being a lardass, or get a fatal heart-attack from trying to improve - they will not get hungry before the next weekend rolls around, a fitting end for somebody like me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 12:44:24 No.48708094 Report

Quoted By: >>48708165

>>48706660
welp its gone.
think anon went on a 3 day or week long vacay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 12:55:58 No.48708165 Report

Quoted By:

>>48708094
I've noticed /vp/'s jannies are slower than usual this week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 13:33:59 No.48708432 Report

Quoted By:

>>48707501
>”mom? dad?”

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 13:35:52 No.48708436 Report

Quoted By:

>>48706822
Same energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 13:38:45 No.48708458 Report

Quoted By:

>>48707501
Disqualify both for striking the referee, get the lead-in to the next bout started and get myself checked for concussion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 15:27:41 No.48709239 Report

Quoted By:

fopx

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 16:07:51 No.48709529 Report

Quoted By: >>48709553

I should have known better to not trust degenerates making anything this wholesome do suddenly - for obvious reasons of course...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 16:11:07 No.48709553 Report

Quoted By: >>48710852

>>48709529
Dare I ask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 17:35:50 No.48710262 Report

Quoted By: >>48710430

>>48703973
Oh god oh fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 17:56:16 No.48710430 Report

Quoted By: >>48710572 >>48711201 >>48712604

>>48710262
Imagine the fuckery they could pull. Just illusion your fist ahead or behind of where it actually is to mess with you flinch reflex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 18:11:38 No.48710572 Report

Quoted By: >>48711201

>>48710430
Jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 18:45:23 No.48710852 Report

Quoted By: >>48710987 >>48722603

>>48709553
>candy_in_pussy
that is all...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 18:49:17 No.48710902 Report

Quoted By:

>>48707457
...Im gonna ruin your day friendo, cause I saw a bear pic with a cookie recently - imagine my suprize getting to know its not that far off actually...
Internet is a both blessing and a curse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 19:00:15 No.48710987 Report

Quoted By:

>>48710852
...oh no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 19:17:07 No.48711094 Report

Quoted By:

You know it wouldnt be a thread featuring my miserable self without a musical interlude - how about making it a somekind of tradition? At least this time its something more on topic like and upbeat for once:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIuCdQtNBgg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 19:32:20 No.48711201 Report

Quoted By: >>48712151

>>48710430
>>48710572
I think that being directly bitten in the guts - bypassing the rest of your body - by a H.Zorro is something much more unbearable to imagine happening, nevermind it actually happening to yourself...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 21:19:12 No.48712151 Report

Quoted By:

>>48711201
Jeez

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 21:22:57 No.48712187 Report

Quoted By: >>48712603

>>48706923
>Too broken to pull yourself together.
Yeah. It helps to have others around you helping.

On other notes I seem to have largely done what I needed to do on visiting /vp/. I'll probably keep visiting once or twice a day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 21:23:30 No.48712195 Report

Quoted By: >>48712394 >>48712614

THIS WILL BE
WILL BE ZOROARK IN 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 21:41:04 No.48712394 Report

Quoted By:

>>48712195
Looks like a porcupine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 22:04:31 No.48712603 Report

Quoted By:

>>48712187
>I seem to have largely done what I needed to do on visiting /vp/
Grabbing a BDSP Torrent? You still care about it enough to try it out?
I dont even bother with those games anymore since Yarrr!-ing B&W, only to loose any interest mid-tutorial - and dont even watch the playthrough vides of any kind about the 3D nuGens, it all seems so lifeless despite Amie being their key features - its all just looking '4 teh sauce' for the last 5 years more or less - mostly for cope with life being shit as usual...
A full-VR game might catch my interest someday, it wouldnt't have to even that good - just the proof that it can be done at all would suffice really

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 22:04:32 No.48712604 Report

Quoted By: >>48714016 >>48714614 >>48715675 >>48716475 >>48717343 >>48736366

>>48710430
This post gave me an idea, if we're interpreting the illusions as being purely (or at least mostly) visual.

>ruse fox going around
>find some kid all alone, a perfect target to pull a prank on
>make all sorts of illusions
>no reaction, no matter how big or obvious they are
>realize he's blind
>ruse fox begins getting concerned
>he hears a voice call out to him, asking where his parents are
>he's an orphan, pretty much wandered off and got lost
>maternal instinct kicks in and she takes him in
>carefully wraps him up in her mane and carries him off, trying to avoid touching him with her sharp claws and scaring him
>might not even realize she's a pokemon for awhile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 22:05:44 No.48712614 Report

Quoted By:

>>48712195
>2013
If only...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 23:15:45 No.48713305 Report

Quoted By:

>>48686888
Pokemon horror spinoff where Hisuian Zoroark has created a gauntlet of terrifying illusions to challenge you with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 23:40:21 No.48713543 Report

Quoted By:

>>48701594
I know its blatantly just pron, but it looks so wholesome and full of emotions that Id consider this as 'animated erotica' instead personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 00:35:24 No.48714016 Report

Quoted By:

>>48712604
Precious,,,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 01:41:21 No.48714614 Report

Quoted By: >>48715675 >>48719340

>>48712604
Illusion him into a zorua for better safekeeping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 02:50:19 No.48715289 Report

Quoted By: >>48719559 >>48724101 >>48730671

>>48706878
I accept dem reasonably proportioned booba, just wish there was more of them to play with - bloody ridicculous how many lewd artists still pussy-out on kino cascading titty-rows, yet are perfectly fine with missiles and confectionery without any self-awareness if they also keep slapping huge mellons onto non-mammals for extra coom-pleb appeal against all logic...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 03:43:08 No.48715675 Report

Quoted By: >>48715716

>>48712604
Is she truly prepared for motherhood? Or will she drop him off at the safest place she can find?
>>48714614
Why do I get the sense that would mess the kid up in the future?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 03:49:47 No.48715716 Report

Quoted By:

>>48715675
The idea was she'd keep him. If she illusion'd him into a zorua, he wouldn't know it though, it'd just be for others to see.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 05:11:12 No.48716259 Report

Quoted By: >>48716475 >>48717477

I found a convenient way to combine my hobby of vandalizing Christian tracts with my newfound addiction to Hisuian Zorua to make the worst fucking joke ever

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 05:41:57 No.48716475 Report

Quoted By: >>48716684 >>48719138

>>48712604
*continuation*
>gets kid back to her den
>normally its pretty bare and just filled with odds and ends she nicked from others on a whim
>starts trying to spruce up her den to make it as comfortable as possible for her new adopted child
>begins making trips to the nearest town to try and scavenge items
>doesn't ever want to leave him alone so she makes her trips extra quick
>manages to get a blanket but the kid prefers sleeping wrapped up in her mane
>toys sort of hold his interest but he bonds rapidly to his new mother figure and wants to be with her no matter what
>she's doing her absolute best, even though she knows she can't give him the same kind of life a human parent could
>Or...can she?

>>48716259
Jesus still loves you, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:16:16 No.48716684 Report

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>>48716475
God this is such a cute scenario, I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:29:56 No.48716747 Report

Quoted By: >>48716763 >>48716765 >>48721744

why does this thread reads like Kero's DM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:33:02 No.48716763 Report

Quoted By:

>>48716747
Literally who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:33:23 No.48716765 Report

Quoted By: >>48716777

>>48716747
Believe me, we're trying to ignore them. I just want cute rusers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:35:13 No.48716777 Report

Quoted By: >>48716785 >>48717382 >>48721744

>>48716765
I want Greentext Zoroark GF, not some weird meta posting about animals soup and fucking dogs in the arsh. I Want To Go Back

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 06:36:45 No.48716785 Report

Quoted By: >>48721744

>>48716777
Lucky sevens confirms, let's go back

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 08:26:39 No.48717343 Report

Quoted By: >>48717429 >>48717491

>>48712604

>Humans have breedjects too
This was supposed to be an utopean setting iirc...

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 08:37:31 No.48717382 Report

Quoted By:

>>48716777
>...2days left untill tuesday
You can do it if your patients enough ruse-fren, dont blame us for that thread ending in a shitstorm - but its not my fault Lowtax kicked the bucket on thursday and it made that thread go from dying to post-humously exploding like a beached whale
>Buttsexing doggos
Wheres the relevant segment featuring this at? Its all foxy ladies I can see posted here...
[/spoiler:lit]also anal is gross - I preffer docking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 08:47:34 No.48717429 Report

Quoted By: >>48717540

>>48717343
The Pokemon world has never been utopian, what?
And even if it was, it still doesn't stop a kid's parents from sometimes dying.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 09:02:06 No.48717477 Report

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>>48716259
Cutest blasphemy Ive ever seen...

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 09:06:07 No.48717491 Report

Quoted By: >>48717795

>>48717343
utopian?
boy... you don't pay attention to the lore, do you?

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 09:16:54 No.48717540 Report

Quoted By: >>48717632 >>48735270

>>48717429
If their techlevel allows for reviving long-dead fossils, then theres not unreadonable to expect that any sort of much more desirable in demand sort of eyesight-fixing biotech isn't a thing already there, even if its absurdly expensive - unless the PokeCenter's techno-magical healing machines are also unable to mend crippled limbs and organs when it comes to PKMN suffering any grevious injuries like it was once shown in the Anime, then we are going into non-comfy places just to make oneself sad on purpose...
I dont know if its eligible or not - just wanted an excuse to post this image

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 09:39:22 No.48717632 Report

Quoted By: >>48717697

>>48717540
On the other hand, its quite possible that said tech for reviving long-dead fossils is more like the tech in our own world in that its just a clone using the DNA. After all, we haven't seen any evidence of eyesight-fixing biotech in-universe as many characters wear glasses. In the anime its shown that Pokemon Centers CANNOT heal broken limbs like they can with status effects and fainting pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 10:00:30 No.48717697 Report

Quoted By: >>48717711 >>48717720

>>48717632
Holy shit that anatomy is so terribly basic - Zorua really looks like a stuffed toy when compared to OG Gen1&2 mons like Vulpix, especially before the animators had given it the 'expensive luxurious cat breed' trearment in the SM-anime and onwards...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 10:04:30 No.48717711 Report

Quoted By:

>>48717697
It's not terribly basic, but yes, the art style is extremely noticeable.
What's weird is that you can make the same critiques to a lot of the same Gen 1 and 2 mons, especially if they're first stage Pokemon(like Horsea), but it's just really noticeable in general that the art style overall has changed.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 10:06:42 No.48717720 Report

Quoted By: >>48717724

>>48717697
Lmao. You say that like Gen 1-2 Pikachu wasn't fat with stub arms and legs. GF made Pikachu thinner and gave proper arms and legs later on. And then compare Zorua who came out in Gen 5 to Fennekin of Gen 6 who actually has proper anatomy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 10:08:02 No.48717724 Report

Quoted By:

>>48717720
Pikachu was first stage until he wasn't the following gen.
Just a noticeable change.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 10:26:15 No.48717795 Report

Quoted By: >>48721521

>>48717491
If you asked me, that's a VERY meta commentary on Japanese working life.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 13:34:00 No.48718645 Report

Quoted By: >>48718892

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 13:38:44 No.48718683 Report

Quoted By: >>48718892

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 14:17:03 No.48718892 Report

Quoted By:

>>48718683
>>48718645
I appreciate the second panel more without the context of the first. Even though the idea of being turned into a Zoroark is very nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 14:56:42 No.48719138 Report

Quoted By: >>48719306

>>48716475
3/?
>after some time, momzark realizes that as much as she would love a natural ruse fox upbringing, her adopted son needs to be raised as a human
>at bare minimum, she knows he needs to go to school so he can learn all the things humans normally learn
>also making sure he has the opportunity to socialize so he can fit in as best as he can
>the only problem is to do all this, they'll have to live right there...in the middle of all the other humans
>she needs to find a human place to stay
>blend in with the humans
>do like humans do, or pretend enough to get by
>for her son's sake

I'd be tempted to actually write this out but I've got an evergrowing pile of things to writefag that I keep putting off

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 15:21:32 No.48719306 Report

Quoted By: >>48719340 >>48722648

>>48719138
4/?
>A cold winter set her mind firmly on getting him moved into a proper home as quickly as possible.
>She kept him warm but he needed better.
>It would take her awhile to figure out how to do things, but she could study in relative peace. Keeping hidden was her specialty.
>Makes her way down to a pokemart
>Casually browses while she formulates her questions ahead of time
>Approaches cashier, first asking about the difference between a couple of potions before her actual query, "I'm looking to move into the area with my son but we don't have much things, do you know any place we can stay?"
>"Uhhh yeah there's some low cost apartments down on the edge of town, 'bout five hundred bucks a month."
>Hundred!? From what she had seen of 'borrowed' wallets, most people only had a few dollars on them, there's no way she could just pickpocket that every month...
>"O-oh. Is there...any place near by I could get enough dollars for that?"
>"Eh I think they're hiring at the diner on the corner. They're always going through dishwashers."
>Finally she had a lead on a place to stay and perhaps a way to sustain it.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 15:26:44 No.48719340 Report

Quoted By:

>>48719306
Basically the opposite of >>48714614

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 15:57:46 No.48719559 Report

Quoted By:

>>48715289
>BTW mods chill - thats not a dong shes munching there, its somekind of a flavoured puffed-corn snack that's big in Nippon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umaib%C5%8D

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 16:04:41 No.48719615 Report

Quoted By:

>>48686888
What is Unovan Zorua telling Hisuian Zorua?

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 16:58:11 No.48720088 Report

Quoted By: >>48733538

>>48686888
>POV: You're suddenly realizing that whoever called Hisuian Zorua the "Spiteful Fox Pokemon" may have made a typo

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 19:25:30 No.48721521 Report

Quoted By:

>>48717795
Divination and illusion

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 19:51:17 No.48721744 Report

Quoted By: >>48721826 >>48722229

>>48716747
>>48716777
>>48716785
Why are you acting like this exact image, and the likes of it dont get posted regularly at least once per each tuesday thread comes, if not even more often, solely depending on whether mods arent busy dilating their barren NeoVaginas?
Do you still dont know how to hide posts you dont want to see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 19:59:46 No.48721826 Report

Quoted By: >>48722198

>>48721744
Claiming the pouty tsundere on the right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 20:37:37 No.48722198 Report

Quoted By: >>48722358

>>48721826
>PLOT TWIST: theyre all the same Zoroark depending on the current moon's phases...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 20:40:47 No.48722229 Report

Quoted By: >>48722642

>>48721744
Wait, I want to fuck the Zoroak, what's your point?
Also post more faggot, and I want tits on her body

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 20:54:42 No.48722358 Report

Quoted By:

>>48722198
I can get behind that

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:25:24 No.48722603 Report

Quoted By:

>>48710852
>implying they arent already a confectionery product themselves...

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:28:51 No.48722642 Report

Quoted By:

>>48722229
How many fren?

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:29:30 No.48722648 Report

Quoted By: >>48722660 >>48722976

>>48719306
5/?
>Well, the home seemed to be going smoothly but the apartment owner wanted a 'down payment' first.
>And now the job at the diner was looking a bit rough...
>8 hours...away from her son...
>Fortunately her usual human disguise held up fairly well, but looks only get so far.
>Asking for the money before doing work was treated as foolishness until she offered to do extra work for free.
>All she needed was that initial payment to get her son safe and sound in that apartment.
>It took a little bit of quibbling over the numbers but the manager agreed, but she had to work This shift starting immediately to prove she was serious about the work.
>That was out of the question, she had to find a place for him first and let him know how long she would be gone.
>She tried negotiating for just even a small amount of time when a waitress overheard the conversation.
>Happy to try and help a clearly distressed mother in need, she convinced the manager to let the kid stay in the back corner booth right beside the door to the kitchen.
>It was only half a shift at this point anyways.
>In a short time, momzark had returned with her kid holding her hand, a dirty teddiursa plush in his other hand.
>She carefully guided him over to the booth where the waitress fawned over him before realizing he was blind and doubling down even more on being his friend while mom went in the back to work.
>In the back room, another employee showed her the basics and where things were.
>"There's the soap and rags, the dish washer doesn't work so we gotta do it by hand. They pile up quick so don't fall behind."
>Another plate was deposited to the sink.
>And another.
>Another.
>She peered down through her illusion to her claws, then back to the sink.
>How she would pull this off without getting found out began to seem like a problem once she realized how often she would be doing this.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:30:47 No.48722660 Report

Quoted By: >>48722685

>>48722648
6/?
>By the end of the day, she broke two dishes and put a rather conspicuous gash across a third.
>Much to her surprise, her co-worker covered for her, and she was able to walk away with that lump sum of a couple hundred dollars.
>The manager seemed a bit irate from the busy day but did take note of the earnest attempt she made to her labor.
>Her son had fallen asleep in the booth by the time she was done.
>Sitting at his table was a glass of water and half of a small paper bowl of fries with a carryout bag beside it, traces of ketchup on his cheeks.
>She kissed him on the forehead before dabbing the ketchup from his face, wrapping up his things to bring with them.
>Picking him up, she set him snuggly and securely in her mane, though to others it appeared she had him piggyback with his head and arms around her shoulders.
>Before she could leave, the waitress stopped her at the door and held out a large tupperware container for her, stuffed full of the leftover biscuits that would have been thrown out that day.
>Her brother worked at the pokemart and tipped her off that the lady coming in for the dishwashing job might be in need of some help and also might be homeless, though she made no mention of that detail.
>Momzark thanked her graciously, yearning to give her a hug but held herself back from physical contact.
>For now she just promised to repay the favor someday.
>With enough money for the down payment, she rushed over to the apartments to find the landlord and get her son inside for the night.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:34:08 No.48722685 Report

Quoted By: >>48722706

>>48722660
7/?
>By the time she made it to the apartments, night had solidly set in under the street lights with starless skies on a moonless night.
>Considering how fast she managed to acquire money, the landlord gave her a suspicious stare before begrudgingly accepting the money, handing her a key, and giving her a second run down of the rules.
>While she knew numbers, she could barely read, but fortunately the key was labelled according to its apartment and she just needed to match the symbols.
>Trying the key a couple of ways, she managed to get the door unlocked, slowly creaking the door open.
>It was dark inside...but she knew from watching other humans that there was usually some kind of switch by the door that turned lights on and off.
>Directly to the side as expected, she saw one and gave it a flick.
>A warm, yellow glow filled the room.
>A rather wide room lay before them, grey carpets, a mildly used couch sat in front of a scratched up coffee table, a brown recliner with part of an arm rest lightly charred in one spot.
>In one corner of the room was a counter with a sink, oven, and a microwave, the latter two of which she had no idea how to work, but she knew water came from the sink.
>To the back were two doors, one to a small room with a sink visible that she presumed was the bathroom where one could relieve themselves and clean up, but the other she couldn't see much of from the front door.
>Treading upon the carpet, she tried to keep her toe claws from digging in, the floor creaking with each step.
>A musty odor filled her nostrils as she passed through the room, definitely some amount of smoke had been present at one point along with a faint scent of some other pokemon, presumably a fire type judging by that charred spot on the recliner.
>She nudged open the wooden door in the back, cracked from some kind of impact that left the top corner permanently bent back.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 21:36:14 No.48722706 Report

Quoted By: >>48723159

>>48722685
8/?
>A queen size bed with a pillow, one blanket, and one sheet, one window to allow light in, the same grey carpet from before, and nothing else filled that room.
>Carefully she sat down the still-slightly-warm bowl of biscuits and other belongings before pulling the sheets back and tucking her boy in.
>He roused for just a moment as she kissed him goodnight, mumbling for her.
>Going back to close the front door and turn off the lights, she finally dropped her disguise, feeling a great deal of tension unwinding as she returned to the bedroom.
>On the other side of the bed she crawled in and curled up around him, her son snuggled up safe and secure in their new home.

Screwed up the post lengths but whatever. Got a little bit more in mind but will probably have to do later.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:03:38 No.48722976 Report

Quoted By: >>48723055 >>48723403

>>48722648
How in the unholy Fuck was the barista zoroark NSFW? She was fully clothed with long sleeve shirt and pants and all, but there's pics with full nipple exposure that are fine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:10:37 No.48723055 Report

Quoted By:

>>48722976
Jannies hate partialism today apparently...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:21:29 No.48723159 Report

Quoted By: >>48724405

>>48722706
great shit, anon. literally the only good thing happening to these threads

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:46:03 No.48723403 Report

Quoted By: >>48723479

>>48722976
Up your Zoroark game anon. Soon you'll be posting full-blown feral porn on a worksafe board without being reported.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:54:47 No.48723479 Report

Quoted By: >>48723525

>>48723403
Why? What happened?
Mods got fired finally?

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Anonymous Sun 14 Nov 2021 22:58:38 No.48723525 Report

Quoted By: >>48724101

>>48723479
Because a Zoroark can ensure that noone who will report the post will notice it. Or at least acknowledge they saw it.

It's a few orders of difficulty harder to hide exposed porn because of strong emotional content, make sure it has spoiler button set.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 00:06:03 No.48724101 Report

Quoted By: >>48725187 >>48725275

>>48723525
Maybe Im just too ESL to understand this, arent crops enough to make it pass anymore unless spoilered?
this one pic I posted earlier >>48715289 is still up despite the fact there obviously are booba present there, just with no milk-squirters present (and theres even one post with actual nips still left up despite no spoilers)

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 00:39:03 No.48724405 Report

Quoted By:

>>48723159
thanks, my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 02:09:33 No.48725187 Report

Quoted By: >>48727555

>>48724101
Maybe you're too Zorua to understand it.
SFW pictures getting deleted while NSFW stays is a ruse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 02:19:36 No.48725275 Report

Quoted By:

>>48724101
Honest, booba without nips is SFW under most guises. Though.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 03:03:04 No.48725694 Report

Quoted By: >>48725785 >>48733005

Post your ideal ruse team.
I'll start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 03:13:55 No.48725785 Report

Quoted By: >>48726289

>>48725694
How are we defining 'ruse' team, as in teams that are good at illusions/tricks/rusing or just teams by /ruse/ in general?

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 03:18:05 No.48725825 Report

Quoted By: >>48725864 >>48726321 >>48726519

I honestly should have done this over a week ago, while this was stiill hot news...
>Humans drive out the wild Zoros into unhospitable snowy badlands - hunted down even there by some
>Most of the Zoros fail to adapt to harsh conditions and inevitably perish from insufficent food sources
>DeadFoxies: go en masse into full E.Draven mode - solely thanks to PURE UNDISTILLED HATHRED FOR THEIR OPRESSORS.
>nuZoros return where they originally came from, no longer scared of human of human retribution
>The people directly responsible for this to ever have happened in first place who are still alive be like:

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 03:22:00 No.48725864 Report

Quoted By: >>48726087 >>48726321

>>48725825
Fucking hell, that's what I get for phoneposting at 3:20 AM
Well I've tried, goodnight...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 03:47:09 No.48726087 Report

Quoted By:

>>48725864
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:13:09 No.48726289 Report

Quoted By: >>48726447 >>48726457

>>48725785
Literally a team designed for rusing.

Look at my team for example. There is a clear design strategy.

Xatu and Absol for knowing consequences of actions.
Mawile for ruse conception.
Jirachi for ruse completion.
Zoroark for ruse.
Hydreigon to check the Absol and Zoroark.

Of course my actual team is a PMD monster house.
But this team of 6 is the 'mons I use more often when planning a ruse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:15:21 No.48726321 Report

Quoted By: >>48726745

>>48725825
>>48725864
Makes you wonder just how much of a nuisance the Zoroarks had to be to get driven out like that. Were they that common that a witch-hunt was required?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:29:32 No.48726447 Report

Quoted By: >>48726749

>>48726289
No Nickits? Nickits are great at tricking people for food.
No Scorbunny? Scorbunny and its evolutions would be perfect for helping out rusing.
No Ninetails? In the anime Ninetails was shown to be able to cast illusions as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:30:39 No.48726457 Report

Quoted By: >>48726482 >>48726628

>>48726289
What about an anti-rusing team?

I know a Riolu/Lucario would be good for sensing auras and countering Zoroarks.

Not sure what else you could put on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:34:19 No.48726482 Report

Quoted By: >>48726628

>>48726457
A Pokemon that can learn Miracle Eye. It's a Psychic type move specifically designed to fuck over Dark types, presumably by giving them greater insight than the Dark type has trickery.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:39:22 No.48726519 Report

Quoted By: >>48727596

>>48725825

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 04:54:21 No.48726628 Report

Quoted By:

>>48726457
To be fair, my team has a huge fighting and bug type weakness when it comes to Pokemon battles.

But my ruse team design is very much an avoid and evade team.

It'd take a carefully designed team to actually stay a step ahead of it to trap it.

>>48726482
Fortunately Xatu has miracle eye so this team design can predict things like an Absol's moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 05:06:29 No.48726745 Report

Quoted By: >>48726967 >>48727055

>>48726321
Imagine living in a town overrun with Zoroarks, all pretending to be human with varying degrees of success. It would certainly make romancing one easier. Right up until you get thrown out of town with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 05:06:58 No.48726749 Report

Quoted By:

>>48726447
The Hydreigon is basically unneeded and can be dropped and swapped.
The Mawile/Jirachi combo can also be swapped for a different fairy type and another powerful steel type.
Having both Absol and Xatu is a bit over the top too and just one of the pair would be effective.

I just like redunancy to check things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 05:46:11 No.48726967 Report

Quoted By: >>48729049

>>48726745
>One of them gets found out
>The rest jump to defend them
>Immediately all of the actual humans are glaring at them, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 06:03:26 No.48727055 Report

Quoted By: >>48727328 >>48727343 >>48730588

>>48726745
idea: a dating sim style game with that sort of scenario. a whole village full of zoroarks and you just moved into the town not realizing that. it starts off with mystery and odd behavior but they start to open up to you and you eventually find out they are zoroarks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 06:47:56 No.48727328 Report

Quoted By:

>>48727055
I would play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 06:50:16 No.48727343 Report

Quoted By:

>>48727055
Boy, imagine the isolation.
Still, seems like a fun dating sim idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 06:56:51 No.48727381 Report

Quoted By:

To see the wit of that ruser team, you really need to have decided you were a Pokemon a few times.

I thought about it a bit more, the steel type or Jirachi role could less and less effectively be filled by rock, ground, grass and then electric types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 07:25:18 No.48727555 Report

Quoted By: >>48727648

>>48725187
they just left those pics they like the most alone as usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 07:31:34 No.48727596 Report

Quoted By: >>48729768

>>48726519
I'm still suspecting that someone messing around with their former body (dong get any ideas here puhleez) would paralyze them or some simmilar effect - like tampering with a Lich's soul jar to permamently kill it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 07:39:43 No.48727648 Report

Quoted By: >>48729735

>>48727555
You're next to be rused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 12:12:46 No.48729049 Report

Quoted By: >>48729680

>>48726967
What would happen if a human jumped to defend them too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 12:17:17 No.48729065 Report

Quoted By:

thread needs more rusefox tf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 14:03:47 No.48729680 Report

Quoted By:

>>48729049
I imagine it would draw unnecessary suspicion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 14:15:07 No.48729735 Report

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>>48727648
I'm ready for it - theres nothing left I would not expect to happen lately, lets just get this over with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 14:20:14 No.48729768 Report

Quoted By: >>48730480

>>48727596
How long do you think the gap between Unovan Zorua/Zoroark dying and a Hisuian Zorua/Zoroark forming from them is?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 15:20:35 No.48730190 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 16:04:24 No.48730480 Report

Quoted By:

>>48729768
Seven days after the rigor mortis sets-in fully is the average turning peroid Ill dare guessing - they need to get cold as ice first, before their souls start burning hungry for vengeance...
I told you that I can behave myself once things get calm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 16:18:19 No.48730588 Report

Quoted By: >>48730625 >>48731588

>>48727055
I know you want dem Phox waifus RuseBro, but will there also be husbandos? Some equal opportunity in degeneracy is never a problem for me ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 16:23:03 No.48730625 Report

Quoted By:

>>48730588
I would imagine it would be both, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 16:30:45 No.48730671 Report

Quoted By: >>48730882 >>48731313 >>48731396 >>48731951 >>48733151

>>48706878
>>48715289
Humanoid body structures are already not great for giving birth compared to quadrupeds. If something with a humanoid body structure tried giving birth to an entire litter, it'd fucking burst. Humans only have one pair of nipples because they struggle to handle more than two kids at once anyway. Rows of teats on a creature that would have the same issues isnt really more realistic than say, raichu being sexually compatible with wailmer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 16:56:25 No.48730882 Report

Quoted By: >>48732502

>>48730671
Not to mention how its well documented that humans giving birth in a reclined position on a bed's flat surface used to be an elaborate and life-threatening scam for centuries solely because doctors didnt want to strain their backs from bending over for too long...
>I'm gonna post the ghost-egg pic very soon and dont want to bother with crops, just because it gives me very comfy VanHelsing vibes given the scenario presented by it
RKS bless incognito mode and chink phones ;-)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 17:18:42 No.48731081 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 17:44:12 No.48731313 Report

Quoted By: >>48731395

>>48730671
Hypotheticaly speaking their lesser mammaries probably are either purely vestigal (yet still work as an erogenous zone) or just rarely used outside of rare urgent occasions when the momma Zorro needs to provide for more than their own young, plus the fact of their prevo being quadruped kinda enforces this proposed notion via internal consistentcy - keep in mind that despite Zoroark being able of staying bipedal for long periods of time, they arent shown in fully-upright posture most of the pod time onscreen...
I guess that one Anon surely was onto something with his BearMode observations in last thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 17:51:30 No.48731395 Report

Quoted By: >>48731432

>>48731313
Why is he so fuckin ripped though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 17:51:32 No.48731396 Report

Quoted By: >>48731432

>>48730671
Hypotheticaly speaking their lesser mammaries probably are either purely vestigal (yet might still work as an erogenous zone) or just rarely used outside of rare urgent occasions when the momma Zorro needs to provide for more than their own young, plus the fact of their prevo being quadruped kinda enforces this proposed notion via internal consistentcy - keep in mind that despite Zoroark being able of staying bipedal for long periods of time, they arent shown in a fully-upright posture most of their time onscreen...
I guess that one Anon surely was onto something with his BearMode observations in last thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 17:55:29 No.48731432 Report

Quoted By:

>>48731395
Sorry I dont know why that whole post ended up spoilered instead of just the pic,,,
>>48731396

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:12:09 No.48731588 Report

Quoted By:

>>48730588
I wonder what a bro roommate Zoroark would be like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:50:24 No.48731951 Report

Quoted By:

>>48730671
>Raichu being sexually compatible with Wailmer
Cracked down that one months ago - yes really, however it was not as deranged as you'd might expect it from me, if you can believe it...
>Schroginger
Bottom Lyl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:25:56 No.48732226 Report

Quoted By: >>48732424

>>48686888
Wow, that was a really hard hit! You were out for HOURS... what's that? The Hisui region?We all got kicked out of our homes and froze to death? Became ghosts through the power of spite? Naaah, you probably just had a bad dream. C'mon, let's go prank someone!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 19:51:10 No.48732424 Report

Quoted By:

>>48732226
You dropped your image dear Anon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:02:26 No.48732502 Report

Quoted By: >>48732881

>>48730882
I'm gonna have to retire this thread before midnight once tuesday comes for a real Ruseday thread to kick off...
Tell me when would you like to witness this beautifully impossible miracle of life managing to triumph over death itself, in earnest hopes of being able to finally put our past greviances at rest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:54:58 No.48732881 Report

Quoted By: >>48732914

>>48732502
We could just blast it with an increased volume of traffic in its twilight hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:58:42 No.48732914 Report

Quoted By: >>48732920

>>48732881
So the goal is to reach bump limit tonight and die, so a new Tuesday thread can be started? Cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 20:59:35 No.48732920 Report

Quoted By: >>48733129

>>48732914
Yep. We need a good topic for this though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:07:42 No.48733005 Report

Quoted By: >>48733054

>>48725694
To help add to the bump limit.
I'll give some unnecessary discourse on this team.

The Mawile is an idiot and needs the Jirachi or another high-functioning steel type so the team doesn't break.

As usual with steel types, they need good grass, ground and fire type support. Because they need the ideas and how to trim them and make logical ideas for their steel typeiness.

This team is not just a set and forget team. It needs switching around so that the right concepts are available for this team.

And if you haven't figured out that Pokemon are cognitive personality fragments yet. So help me, I'll ruse you.

MagnetoIsInAnotherPlace

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MagnetoIsInAnotherPlace Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:08:31 No.48733014 Report

Quoted By:

Wait for delivery before at exactly midnight?
I am going by GMT+1 if it matters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:14:23 No.48733054 Report

Quoted By: >>48733088

>>48733005
>cognitive personality fragments
>personality fragments
>personality
>Persona
Quoo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:20:02 No.48733088 Report

Quoted By: >>48733280

>>48733054
Ye.
>Calling out anons who have a very obvious pattern.
I mean, I should have figured out how to do this myself by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:26:52 No.48733129 Report

Quoted By:

>>48732920
Alarm-equipped OP-fag here (also did the previous thread link), do you mean having a "hook" in the opening post to start something for discussion? Because I *have* had the brainbug for trying to greentext out Rusers becoming trainers in a few different ways. Don't have a related picture for it, though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:31:05 No.48733151 Report

Quoted By:

>>48730671
You dont need to tell me this bruva - Im the guy who posted Pangolin tittays in one April thread when coombrians tried defending tacking human boobs onto a lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:44:33 No.48733241 Report

Quoted By:

Well, can tell I'm not using THIS obnoxious twink... The head-pat shot is cute, though.

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BlogpostWarning Mon 15 Nov 2021 21:50:58 No.48733280 Report

Quoted By: >>48733781 >>48733805 >>48734112

>>48733088
Please dont get any ideas to use a real gun for this...
I'm suprised you skipped the /EF/ thread this week, had to pester the BusDriver with my idiocy for a change - turns out my meds were actually shit and should'nt have relied on them solving anything, good thing that learning of "der schlimmste Schweizer" being interrogated in court today was all I needed to feel better for once...
I think that the promised shipment will arrive earlier than expected
¶B^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 22:14:49 No.48733400 Report

Quoted By:

Assuming a rusefox can speak with a variety of voices, I bet they could be really good rap battle partners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 22:34:58 No.48733538 Report

Quoted By: >>48733945

>>48720088
>UndeadFox
>CranberrySprite
>Cranberries
>UN-DEAD fox
WHATS IN YOUR HEAD?
IIN YOOUUR HEEAAD?
ZOR~ROMBIE, ZOR~ROMBIE...
ZORROM~BIEH! YIEH! YIEH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 22:59:08 No.48733781 Report

Quoted By:

>>48733280
I've been lurking, causing problems more than helping them.
But it gets that way once you've trimmed the low-hanging fruit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:01:06 No.48733805 Report

Quoted By:

>>48733280
I had to find a doctor who actually knew how to psychobabbleanalysis to get good meds, and I still hated the bloody things. So many shit doctors out there just looking for their next paycheck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:04:17 No.48733830 Report

Quoted By: >>48733876 >>48733911 >>48733926 >>48734158

>I wanted to do this a bit earlier, but as it turned out I somehow got the incognito mode itself rangebanned, and had to swap cards with the household modem
As promised before, heres the unholy crime against nature and logic itself - i guess that ghosts indeed CAN DO IT if sufficenly get determined enough
I regret nothing, not anymore...

X-Men Welcome to Die

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X-Men Welcome to Die Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:09:58 No.48733876 Report

Quoted By: >>48733911

>>48733830
10mins past witching hour, time for bed again - sorry for being such a pain in the bum for the past month, I hope things will only get better from now on...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:14:39 No.48733911 Report

Quoted By:

>>48733830
TWINS THEY WERE...
>>48733876
Goodnite Trainer (^x^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:16:38 No.48733926 Report

Quoted By:

>>48733830
Besides that it's porn and the pose etc is fudged for visibility.
THAT EGG GONNA BREAK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:18:54 No.48733945 Report

Quoted By:

>>48733538
The recent cover of that drives me into an incandescent rage that H-Zorua's hatred for humans pales in comparison to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:37:22 No.48734112 Report

Quoted By: >>48734455 >>48734650

>>48733280
*plonks a Jirachi next to you*
Take good care of them, their name is holy spirit.
Ask them stupid questions with an Uxie boost and get good answers.
Things like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:41:40 No.48734158 Report

Quoted By: >>48734194

>>48733830
>pokemon laying eggs
>>unholy crime against nature
Reproducing is literally one of, if not the most nature-like thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Nov 2021 23:45:11 No.48734194 Report

Quoted By: >>48734717

>>48734158
Pokemon make "eggs" after live birth. They don't lay them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 00:12:31 No.48734455 Report

Quoted By:

>>48734112
I've got another Jirachi named "Akashic records" with different stat spread and moves if you prefer.
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 00:34:57 No.48734650 Report

Quoted By: >>48734743 >>48736335

>>48734112
>holy spirit
>Natu
>48702148
>All those other schizoid rambling shitposts from before
Oh Weissbier... its all coming back now, bones are termbling on thier own... heart is pounding audibly, I hate this feel...
I probably could have expected this, but once again I just wasnt observant enough - Im sorry, dont even know what to say or even think of this... I done it again to dissapoint myself, fuck everything...
Are you okay at the moment? I am honestly worried of you...
How much pure Lithium is inside of your circuitry right now?
I really need to thoroughly think over this new wave of craziness I had brought upon myself...
Sleeplessnes is a real bitch sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 00:43:20 No.48734717 Report

Quoted By: >>48735229

>>48734194
>Revenant ghost-fox
>"'live"' birth
Dont be so pedantic ;p

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 00:45:27 No.48734743 Report

Quoted By:

>>48734650
I'm misbehaving a bit because people keep pulling me back when I'd rather leave. Beside that, I'm good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 01:41:48 No.48735229 Report

Quoted By:

>>48734717
Didn't we discuss this earlier in the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 01:46:44 No.48735270 Report

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>>48717540
Really weird how ~90% of this dudes work is pure smut and yet this image manages to pull my hearstrings with how wholesome it is

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 04:14:06 No.48736315 Report

Quoted By: >>48736765

For being a majority male species, you don’t see many male Zoroarks around, even less being fathers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 04:16:28 No.48736335 Report

Quoted By: >>48737831

>>48734650
You're just upset because I nonironically tried to kill you by giving you a Jirachi without you having a properly trained Absol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 04:20:14 No.48736366 Report

Quoted By:

>>48712604
Just found a vaguely similar comic. Who knew tricksters with hearts of gold were so wonderful?
pasteboard.co[slash]djMqMC1CDhnR.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 05:14:16 No.48736765 Report

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>>48736315
Dumb headcanon, but I think that female Zoroarks disguise as males to hide from both males out of breeding season and to hide from hunters who may be trying to get rid of a Zoroark population(see:new Zoroark form).

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 08:27:39 No.48737831 Report

Quoted By: >>48738335 >>48738742

>>48736335
I got what I needed, bless the one brave lad who dared to listen, and still wish that things would finally get better to JoltieAnon for a change...

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 10:50:42 No.48738321 Report

Quoted By: >>48738374

Yeah, I'm gonna stick to this thread, if they're just making tfbullshit threads disguised as Zoroark ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 10:57:21 No.48738335 Report

Quoted By:

>>48737831
just glad i could do something to improve the mood a bit. god bless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 11:13:00 No.48738374 Report

Quoted By: >>48738396 >>48738760

>>48738321
I thought tf shit was half the appeal of zoroark ??

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 11:20:26 No.48738396 Report

Quoted By: >>48739941

>>48738374
Not to me, but then again, tfniggers always seem to think they're more welcome than they really are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 12:56:48 No.48738742 Report

Quoted By: >>48741156

>>48737831
why the Hisuian Zorua?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 13:00:09 No.48738760 Report

Quoted By: >>48738794 >>48740695

>>48738374
It’s not a transformation retard. Do you know anything about illusions?

>inb4 muh it’s technically the same th-
No.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 13:08:37 No.48738794 Report

Quoted By: >>48738819 >>48739067 >>48739941

>>48738760
>"i-its n-not"
>despite having all the hallmarkks from first glance at unwanted/forced tf fetishshite
Suuuuuure. Well, if rusetues is not fetish-friendly, I'm talking desserts from now on. I was keeping my mouth shut out of respect for others, but now fuck 'em all. If tffucks are OP'ing, it's free game for everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 13:14:00 No.48738819 Report

Quoted By: >>48739726

>>48738794
Either you’re trolling, or you’re completely retarded. One is taking one species and transforming it into another. The other is tricking another person into thinking you are a different species.

Use your tiny brain to figure out which is which, and then get the fuck out of these threads with your shit fetish.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 14:03:44 No.48739067 Report

Quoted By: >>48741079

>>48738794
>I was keeping my mouth shut out of respect for others
No, you haven't.
You post shit all the time; in this thread and others, and it's noticeable because you have a distinct, schizo way of typing.

Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 15:34:42 No.48739726 Report

Quoted By:

>>48738819
>splitting hairs over the specific mechanics of two visually identical scenarios that can be differentiated by merely appending "but it was just an illusion" at the end of one
Why are we still here? Just to seethe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 16:03:57 No.48739941 Report

Quoted By: >>48741079

>>48738396
I wanted to tell you that theres an egglaying pic left unsnipped here for literal hours, but my phone died while at work and now its gone...
If you really wanna fug teh RuseFox, better get ready to dehumanize yourself any time she would fancy it :-)
>>48738794
Hey, hey~HEY!
Don't post any of those without my Rabbis blessing please...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 17:31:15 No.48740695 Report

Quoted By:

>>48738760
no no like, i get that zoroark and zorua *themselves* aren't transformation- i just thought appeal came from them making *others* transform into zorua/zoroark, which is really hot

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 18:27:37 No.48741079 Report

Quoted By: >>48741193 >>48741218

>>48739067
I'm not the bloke who's been sperging out for the last 3-4 threads son. I don't use 4chan or the internet to medicate my mental issues.
>>48739941
Yeah, I know. People prefer to believe pokémon lay eggs, for some reason - even after the devs themselves told people how eggs are formed in-universe. That's beside the point, it wasn't the OP of this thread. I can see setting up ruse to keep it clean of the degens of /ff/ but when they're just as bad as /ff/ why even bother continuing? Just use /ff/ with the rest of them without beakering about it.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 18:37:06 No.48741156 Report

Quoted By:

>>48738742
Because its a ghost that survived dying, and is basicly Shadowman - the Pokèmon...
I have no single idea what it supposed to symbolize in particular - a Psychopomp maybe? RuseBros being mad at my pathetic bawling?
I'm slowly hesitating if it was even a good idea to begin with...
>t. a figuratively radioactive scumbag burdened by conscience

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 18:43:01 No.48741193 Report

Quoted By: >>48741316

>>48741079
Those idiots dont even realize what they are implying with this retarded retcon of theirs
>Pokè-Baluts, mhh~hmm... (˘ڡ˘)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 18:46:21 No.48741218 Report

Quoted By:

>>48741079
There was no /FF/ this week sadly, or did it not last for the whole weekend? I was too busy making AlolaTales seethe again to notice

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Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 18:59:25 No.48741316 Report

Quoted By: >>48741491

>>48741193
>retcon
That letter from Elm was written back in Gen II anon. was printed in the Japanese official Gen II guide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Nov 2021 19:23:27 No.48741491 Report

Quoted By:

>>48741316
>Japanese official Gen II guide
>Gen2
>Japan
I never knew that the GSC lore itself was gutted for international release just like the games were...

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