May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Hikari please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Hikari please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you never seen a girl trainer before
Jaws all on the floor like Brock when Joy just walks through the door
And starts falling in love more than before
He's always ignored
Gettin' pulled by the ear again (AHHH!)
It's the return of the ahhh wait, no way, you're kidding
She isn't really just ten years old, is she?
And then Kenny said, nothing you idiots Kenny's long dead he's locked in the cuckshed (ha-ha!)
/vp/ anons love Dawnster
"Another Dawn thread post Dawn I'm in love with her!"
Look at her, sitting around posing with her Piplup
Entering contests too
(Yeah, but she's so lewd though)
Yeah I prolly got a couple of upskirts on the booru
But no worse than what's going on in Gary's bedroom
Sometimes I wish I caught Manaphy for show use, but can't
But it's cool for Team Rocket to have Mewtwo
My donut's on your lips
My donut's on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little lick
And that's the version that we delivered to western kids
And expect them not to know what an onigiri is
Of course they gonna know what riceballs is by the time they hit teen age
They know Pokémon's anime don't they?
We ain't nothin' but trainers
Well, some of us Pokébreeders who couldn't cut it as gym leaders
But if we can breed a Ditto with Lucario then there's no reason that Wally and Gardevoir can't elope (eeeugh...!)
But if you battlin' Weedle then bring an antidote
Short skirt and pantyhose
Sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Hikari yes I'm the real Dawny
All you other Hikaris are just carbon copies
So won't the real Hikari please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Hikari yes I'm the real Dawny
All you other Hikaris are just carbon copies so won't the real Hikari please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
