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Hey you know guys know that stupid fucking vaporeon copypasta? Due to the fact I have level 3000 autism I think about it sometimes
Firstly, do you ever think about how blatantly incorrect it is? You don't have to have a 50 TB hard drive of pokemon porn to realize this, you barely have to play the games. Ever since gen 1 there have been humanoid pokemon like machoke and jynx, and even though they wont be working the corners anytime soon they probably have at least a slightly better suited anatomy for sex than a fucking dolphin, and they likely also have a higher sense of intelligence because of this so they might even vaguely understand what you're doing and could allow/deny consent whereas vaporeon, well, pic related
Secondly, i often think about what kind of person would write this kind of thing. Obviously, whether this person is a pokegooner or not, this post was made for attention and for the "lol funy memz." but the sheer horniness of the wording and some of the phrases used kinda makes me uneasy regardless of whether this was a joke or not. For example:
>Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to handle human dicks
In what context is being 3 feet tall large enough to handle dick
>so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood
Why would a fucking seahorse "get me in the mood"
>if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white
this sentence does not make any sense in any context. what the fuck is this supposed to mean. in a way this applies to most physical objects. why did you say this. what do i gain from this knowledge
In conclusion, the person who wrote this revealed through freudian slips that he probably wants to fuck/has fucked a dog while trying to make a le funi secks meme, and the fact i think about this stupid copypasta so much means I am one of the most retarded people on the planet.
I hope my musings were at least slightly interesting to you. At least I hope you got a laugh out of it.
Firstly, do you ever think about how blatantly incorrect it is? You don't have to have a 50 TB hard drive of pokemon porn to realize this, you barely have to play the games. Ever since gen 1 there have been humanoid pokemon like machoke and jynx, and even though they wont be working the corners anytime soon they probably have at least a slightly better suited anatomy for sex than a fucking dolphin, and they likely also have a higher sense of intelligence because of this so they might even vaguely understand what you're doing and could allow/deny consent whereas vaporeon, well, pic related
Secondly, i often think about what kind of person would write this kind of thing. Obviously, whether this person is a pokegooner or not, this post was made for attention and for the "lol funy memz." but the sheer horniness of the wording and some of the phrases used kinda makes me uneasy regardless of whether this was a joke or not. For example:
>Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to handle human dicks
In what context is being 3 feet tall large enough to handle dick
>so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood
Why would a fucking seahorse "get me in the mood"
>if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white
this sentence does not make any sense in any context. what the fuck is this supposed to mean. in a way this applies to most physical objects. why did you say this. what do i gain from this knowledge
In conclusion, the person who wrote this revealed through freudian slips that he probably wants to fuck/has fucked a dog while trying to make a le funi secks meme, and the fact i think about this stupid copypasta so much means I am one of the most retarded people on the planet.
I hope my musings were at least slightly interesting to you. At least I hope you got a laugh out of it.
