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>be me
>a sapling
>watching a movie at a drive-in theatre
>have a feeling that someone is watching me and stalking me
>returning home early in my purple porsche
>drive nervously because I'm not used to it because of a DUI accident
>a KFP is tailing me in his cop car
>follow all the rules and speed limits
>he still stops me
>asks for license and registration
>spill my spaghetti and check everywhere, even under my seat
>KFP thinks pulls out his gun on me and asks me to step out
>open the trunk because he asked to
>trunk is full of instant ramen like 100s (probably because I saw Reine's tweet?)
>he confiscates (steals) a dozen of them and lets me go
>speed away while the fat fuck eats his ramen
Weird dream I had last night.