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>Alfred Dunhill Dunhill Icon AbsoluteNice cheap Western "oud".
>Dior Homme SportReformulated three times. Have 2012 and 2017. Inoffensive. Not something I'd go out of my way to buy,
but I got them cheap. I keep a 50 mL bottle of one in my dopp bag and a bigger 125 mL of the other on my nightstand. Don't ask me which is which, they're "generically sporty" but they smell good.
>Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio ProfumoLike the original but grown up and better in every way.
>Armani AttitudeSadly "discontinued". This is the cultured granddaddy of clubbanger stank like "One Million". And it came in a bottle that looked like a Zippo.
I may or may not have purchased an unholy amount of "Armani 5x Sampler Pack" shit that included a piss tiny, single digit mL bottle of this, sold the other 4 colognes x unholy #, decanted all the piss tiny Attitude bottles into a larger one with a decent sprayer, and given the Sephorabux that earned to a very happy younger sister. Note, I said "discontinued" - they clearly still make this shit. They just stopped selling big bottles of it for whatever reason.>Hugo Boss, Boss in MotionSmall silver ball, orange trim - I only say that because there were like twenty of them afterwards and I have no idea what any of the others smell like. "Generic fresh sporty citrus" scents are a dime a dozen, no need to spend any extra on a fancy one, considering this is one of the OGs. And because it's old it's dirt cheap, with a cool as fuck bottle too. The trigger for the sprayer is the entire base of the ball. I think this might've been the second bottle of cologne I bought myself in high school, after Pi. If you've ever smelled the regular "Boss", Boss Bottled, this is like it made out with "generic men's body wash".
>Mugler A*Men Pure HavaneNice boozy tobacco scent.
>S.T. Dupont pour HommeI got this as a gift. You will smell like an oji-san, but it smells nice. It also doesn't turn to shit if you smoke a cigar while wearing it,
and is apparently a dead ringer for Cartier Declaration which costs twice as much.Nice, but with poor longevity, weak silage, or both:
>Dolce&Gabbana The One for MenBought it blind at a discount store because it supposedly had a tobacco note. Nice for a night out, stays close to the skin. 404 tobacco not found.
>Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de L'HommeHad an original bottle, loved it. Tried it on at a department store many years later, wore off before I got home. Found out it had been reformulated. Sad.
>Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme UltimeMight be a skin chemistry thing, people seem to think it lasts forever. Reminded me of "The One".
>Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme Parfum IntenseSmells stronger, lasts even less than Ultime.
Starting to see a pattern here? 