>>3808468I've been married, you fucking nitwit.
I've had friends who have been married.
I've ACTUALLY known women. And men. And people, in general. And I know what can happen if you get drunk, feel safe, had a fight, think some girl or guy is cute, and a multitude of other factors.
Part of being in a relationship is trusting the other to make sure you fulfill your part of the relationship.
Because we ARE NOT INVULNERABLE OR INVINCIBLE OR ALL-KNOWING.
And this is why, if your pitiful little self ever finds somebody to love you, you risk losing that because you forgot to watch out for one another to course correct one another's bad behavior.
Because you are, and I say this with all the weight of the word behind it, a fucking coward/ A cowardly little fuck who is too much of a whiny apathetic POS to tell somebody else what they should do, even when it's necessary. Because you believe in people. Even when you know, living as a human fucking being on planet fucking earth, that there are times in your life where you WISH somebody held you back from doing something you now regret(and if you don't have these moments, congrats- you are a narcissist, an ACTUAL mental illness).
Now go lecture somebody who gives a shit, and make sure not to show your cards so readily about how you haven't experienced even a lick of what life has to offer you and the people around you, because they'll become just as disinterested in hearing about your sheltered, delusional opinion as I am.