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A massive pear sits alone in a room, farting.
The door opens and in walks another pear. It too begins to fart. Soon there are dozens of pears all farting at once. The air is thick with the sound of flatulence.
Suddenly, one of the pears lets out an enormous fart that shakes the entire room. All the other pears fall silent as they listen to this magnificent release of gas. After what seems like an eternity, the first pear speaks: "Beautiful."
Another pear then adds, "Incredible."
"Divine," says yet another.
