>>10467585It is the year 2020 + 1. The known universe is ruled by the Paradox Empress Mumei I, >my gf. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the rice hopium. The rice extends life, the rice expands consciousness, the rice is vital to /vst/ games.
The Merchants Guild and its owlbros, who the rice have mutated over LXXXV threads, use instant rice cookers which gives them the ability to paint maps, that is, to conquer any part of the universe without moving.
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. The rice only exists on only one thread in the universe: a desolate, ded thread with many printers. Hidden away within the shitposts of these printers are a people known as the hoomans, who have long held a prophecy that an oshi would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true kino. The thread is Takeshi, also known as /who/.
