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>enter my favourite Italian resteraunt
>there's a new chef
>some huge moster of nature, definately juicing since it's fucking impossible to get that physique on a woman
>constantly talking to herself
>dough and pasta all over the floor
>kinda weird but whatever
>sit down and order my favourite pizza
>she makes it in like 10 second flat, all while fubling around with her utensils
>serves me the hot pizza with her bare fucking hands
>give her the biggest tip of my life and get the fuck out of there