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>Be Massuer in tokyo
>Been doing this shit for 20 years
>Think I’ve seen just about everything
>Until one day this absolute goliath of a woman comes into my store
>Mt. Fuji is the largest thing I can think of but even that cant compare to her
>The 5’6” foreign giantess starts talking “Wasup my dawg? I’ve been having a ton of shoulder pain lately and I heard youre the best man for the job. Can you help a homie out?”
>Her words are complete gibberish to me but I assume shes asking for a massage.
>Completely unprepared for this I sheepishly make up the excuse that my appointments are all booked up and to come back in a week
>”Alright no problem my man. I understand what its like to be super busy. I’ll catch ya a week from now”
>The kaiju turns around and stomps out my front door triggering my buildings seismic activity alarm
>Finally letting out a sign of relief I quickly begin searching up stores that sell mountain climbing equipment