>>1420330Fool! You think you can seal the power of the Watamelon? At most you can delay the inevitable. One day soon, a new anon will take up the mantle of the Watamelon, and her radiance will shine across all of /vt/! We will be forced to embrace her, lest we be burned by her light! Take heed, anons, and show the Watamelon her due respect before this day of judgement comes, or else you will be little more than ash when She walks among us, and we become as melons!