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Here, anons, if you want a timeloop I'll give you one
>Mayo really suck as a condiment and if you like it, you would be better off eating mudcakes like an Haitian below poverty peasant
You might think this is a "pro ketchup" post but if you like ketchup you might as well find the tensile strength of a rope by testing it with your body weight.
Here is the only manly condiment, approved by seventeen of the most intelligent Holo girls
>Dijon mustard
You can try to deny this but, yeah, protip: you can't