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>In a sexy turnabout of fate, sapling finds a genie lamp and, after rubbing it vigorously, he asks the genie, embarassed by his lack of sexual experience, "I want Fauna to teach me what 69 is all about"
>The genie grims, and says "so be it!" and sapling is instantly materialized in a well perfumed room, filled with girly things with Fauna, in a tight night gow and a big grim telling him "come over here, little one"
>He lies down on the floor and Fauna squats down over his face to assume the position but, after a heavy vegan bean based meal, she can't possibly control her bowels and farts very resoundingly
>Embarrassed she stands up and apologizes.
>She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologizes again.
>Before she can have a third go, sapling gets up and goes to walk out saying
>"sorry maam, I don't have the mental fortitude for this"
>"I genuinely don't think I'll be able to withstand 67 more of these, thanks for the lesson!"
