>>63851189Friend is that friend that you're mostly cool with, but his friends are fucking awful and he always invites them over and they break your glasses, which are expensive because you actually buy adult dishes now and don't just get novelty pint glasses and ikea shit. Eventually you talk to Friend about it and he gets all huffy about it and he blames you not liking his friends on your bitchy breadwinning gf, and your friendship is pretty much over in an instant. But it's like a poison and you think back onto him years down the line when the only other men in your life are your coworkers or your wife's friends' husbands, who are just as neutered as you, and you convince yourself the friendship was a lot better than it was so one day you ask Friend if he wants to catch up, and by the end of the weekend your apartment is trashed and your wife is screaming at you. and Friend still has those same scumbag friends, except for Big Michael, who died in a drunk driving accident last year.