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"Watson Detective Agency."
>"Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe in an awm wwestling contest!"
"Oh, hey Homestar. yeah, I got a chance to meet the other girls, and we did arm wrestle each other."
>"Soo... did you win?"
"Nah, I got second place."
>"Ooohh... Did I ever tell you about the time I had to team up with Pom-Pom to fight Stwong Bad and Stwong Mad for the staw on my shiwt?"
"Wait, I thought that wasn't Canon."
>"We like to wefewence it evewy now and then."
"So what ended up happening?"
>"Stwong Bad lost pawt of his face and wipped up my staw."
"What?! How?!"
>"Shoved a bomb down my thwoat, then he punched me in the stomach, so I thwew it and the mawshmallows I ate stuck it to his face and it exploded."
"So wait, Strong Bad ripped the star off your shirt, got his butt kicked so hard so He tried to detonate a bomb in your stomach, oh for it to backfire so hard he lost a chunk of his own head, then you kicked him hard enough to physically create a new star for your t-shirt?"
>"Yep!"
"Okay, now you're just making things up, Homestar. I don't have time for this, I gotta go walk Bubba and Mikki!" *click*
