>>10257492>Sue meAnonymous, Plaintiff,
vs.
John Doe, Defendant.
COMPLAINT
Plaintiff Anonymous sues Defendant John Doe and alleges as folows:
1. On September 23, 2021, the YouTube channel "Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN" planned to stream a video game called "Diablo II".
EXHIBIT: Screenshot of the planned Diablo II stream, made September 23, 2021, 18:22 CEST.
2. Due to unforeseen circumstances that are of no consequence with regards to this complaint, the aforementioned stream was cancelled. A poll was held to determine a replacement.
EXHIBIT B: Screenshot of the poll, made September 23, 2021, 19:17 CEST.
3. John Doe has voted for Henry Stickmin in this poll by his own admission.
EXHIBIT C: Screenshot of a post on an Internet forum called "4chan" on its /vt/ board with post number 10257492.
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff Anonymous prays this Court grant relief against Defendant John Doe in favor of Anonymous as follows:
1. For the Court to affirm that Defendant is a mighty bundle of sticks.
2. For attorneys' fees, costs, pre- and post-judgment interest, and all other legal and equitable relief deemed just and proper by this Court.
Anonymous demands trial by fire on all issues so triable.