>>2195934Today, I told myself I wouldn't masturbate. It's never worth it, it takes too long, and doesn't even feel good. I always feel like a failure and like I wasted my time at the end.
Forty minutes. Forty minutes is how long I lasted. Forty minutes after telling myself that, I was laying on the floor, legs splayed wide apart, with a carrot up my ass, my ejaculate on my chest, and Pekora's RFA compilation blaring at full volume from my speakers.
I have failed life.