"It began long ago when I rebelled against the king of vtubers, YAGOO. To punish me, he enclosed me in this jar and sealed it with cum. That might have been bad enough, but then he flung the vase into /vt/.
"For the first 100 days of no streams, I swore I would honor the chuuba who streamed with many riches. Then 100 days passed, and no one streamed. During the second decade of my imprisonment, I vowed to give all the treasures in the world to the chuuba who streamed. One hundred days more passed. In the third decade, I swore I would make anyone who streamed the queen of this board, showering her with praise in all threads, granting her three superchats each day.
"But another 100 days passed, and still I was trapped in the cum jar. My anger grew so great that at last I vowed that whoever would stream would be punished with death, slain on the spot by my own hands. But still Gura didn't stream, and thus no such fate befell her."
