>>32099649You have a really good time drinking and singing together, but you announce that you’ll be paying for all of it without realizing the consequences
>>32099691Lucky you! Not only did you have a good time, but he was willing to pay for it all! You order some really expensive stuff to celebrate the good time
>>32099695You notice another pair consisting of your kind. You two overhear that the Teamate is paying for the drinks.
The deadbeat you’re with looks you directly in the eye, menacingly
>>32099703Oh you wanna play that game? You held hands, wrote a fanfic, and gave each other a big hug. And the whole thread is now aware of it!
>>32099724Despite your and his autism you manage to hold quite a nice conversation. Neither of you drink nearly enough to do anything stupid too so that’s… a plus, or not depends how you look at it
>>32099754Look man, just because another teamate made a stupid decision doesn’t mean you need to aggressively hint for him to do the same!
>>32099766A heimin? Oh a Heimin is fun. You share stories, and he actually trusts you enough so you don’t need to break barriers. You become good friends and he is too autistic to ever message you again
>>32099789You sit down, order your drinks, the bartender asks “why are there so many skellies and gators ‘round here?”, and you retell the story of today’s kino.
>>32099791What began as an awkward and slow drinking session became a fun time of joking and laughing together, with a very melancholic ending as you realize you just made a memory and cannot stop thinking. We warned you about thinking!
>>32099817You get a deadbeat, he doxes you. You keep going on about how “you were right” but that ain’t gonna undox you
>>32099819The fembeat absolutely dominates the conversation and you, only when it’s too late you realize she held you back the whole time and you failed to fuck her.
>>32099828>a fucking KFPmatehe asks you which ship do you support, and tells you to choose your words carefully. You answer, he looks angrily at you, pats you on the back and says he is just kidding.
>>32099829The Heimin doesn’t trust you as much as the Hoshiyomi, but you manage to break some of the barriers and hold a nice convo. Slapping his butt at the end was very uncalled for however, but he did not complain.
>>32099861The pioneer and you hold a good conversation about music, and even sing together with an AZKi VOD. You learn more Japanese than you did in any reps session too, and forget it all the next day!
>>32099875You end up sharing lewds of your oshis very flat chests together, talking about them and have a good talk about sex with holos. You also become friends
>>32099887It’s alright, with the vouching of the Risuner you can return, and have a good time with the guy who’s already drunk from before.
He threw up and you laughed at him!
>>32099912As the teamate enters his deep thinking session, you drink your last beer and hug him, but then you too begin thinking. It’s infectious and dangerous!
>>32099937It’s very simple, you argue (in good manners) about singing skills, drink and joke around. You agree to disagree eventually, but you can’t believe his opinions can exist!
>>32099938And so he does. You begin to rant about your life, and he joins you, ranting with you. You both rant and rant, and even cry with each other. Let it all out!
>>32099986You did it. She fell from the chair and got hurt, you’re now under investigation, and she’s in a hospital.
You receive a message from her on your phone later, simply reading: oh nyo
>>32100028The guy, obviously and justifiably obsessed with clussy, enlightens you on the glory of clussy, and you two come up with the idea of clussy Kiara.
sex levels of this magnitude are DANGEROUS.
>>32100049Very simple, you drink and enjoy your time talking about Hololive, unfortunately, or fortunately, nothing interesting happen. Just fun
>>32100072After wanting to fuck the computer last time, he keeps talking about the toaster he can very clearly see from the kitchen’s window. Why ARE they like this?
[the pub has been closed, apologies if I didn’t answer your post, I write very slowly sometimes]
