Quoted By:
>"excuse me manager, can I take the next month off, I have to move houses"
>"excuse me manager, I can't come in today, I don't want to move and wake up my pets"
>"excuse me manager, my house is haunted, I can't come in for a bit"
>"...." (Gura)
>"I can't come in today because I just ate food I know makes me sick"
>/hlgg/ believes these are reasonable excuses
