>>39141899It doesn’t even hold up even if we pretend not to all know her roommate details, which we do. Just as Ina, she’s told us her place is easy walking distance from her parents’, that her mom comes to pester her and clean on the daily, and that even when she is supposed to be sick an resting she still sits at her PC gaming and drawing.
There is simply no world where she couldn’t walk down the block and grab her fucking phone or send her mom or dad or a friend or siblings for it. There’s no universe where she couldn’t drop a message every day, let alone once a week just saying “hey what’s up”. I’ve been sicker than this broad will ever be and I still kept my company appraised of my situation, kept my pets cared for even when I couldn’t walk, and made sure that even when I had no PC within miles I at least had my wife text people and let them know I made it through surgeries. etc..
The whole thing is patently ridiculous and insultingly so. It unironically would have been better if she’d gone full kayfabe instead of this weird partial kayfabe. Just say “I got imprisoned in the Nether Realm Labyrinth for 10,000 years and finally made it out and back to year 2022 but my calculations were a few months off due to the Atlantean Drift factor.” Don’t give these weird, dumb, insulting lies about being sick and lol forgetting your phone for months. If you don’t want to say what went on, don’t say shit that invites sympathy and worry like she did and don’t give laughably thin obvious lies for excuses. Just say some silly bullshit we can have fun with.
