>>49311080>>49311048>>49311048>>49311080RAIDEN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SALES ANALYSTS?
>Huh? Cover employs those?NO RAIDEN, NOT COVER EMPLOYEES. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FANBASE. THESE SALES ANALYSTS, KNOWN COLLOQUIALLY AS "NUMBERFAGS," ARE A GROUP OF VTUBER FANATICS WHO TASK THEMSELVES WITH OBSESSING OVER THE FINANCIAL STATUSES OF THEIR TALENTS. THEY SPEND ALL DAY AT THEIR COMPUTERS, REFRESHING YOUTUBE AND TWITCH CCV COUNTERS AND SCOURING FINANCIAL STATEMENTS THEY BARELY UNDERSTAND, LOOKING FOR EVIDENCE THAT THEIR FAVORITE TALENTS ARE MAKING THE MOST MONEY. THE CONTENT NUMBERFAGS WILL BROWSE THROUGH WOULD SHOCK MOST PEOPLE -- TWITTER FEEDS, DRAMA WHORE CHANNELS, LIVESTREAMS FROM TALENTS THEY HATE BUT WATCH ANYWAYS, RANDOM CATALOG THREADS ON
BOARDS.4CHANNEL.ORG/VT/ CONTAINING UNFOUNDED GOSSIP AND BASELESS VITRIOL, THIS IS BUT A SAMPLE OF THE DEPTHS TO WHICH NUMBERFAGS WILL SINK TO GET THEIR "NEWS." THEY CAN'T EVEN REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT THESE FINANCIALS. IF SOMEONE IS MAKING MORE MONEY THAN THEIR TALENTS, THEY CAN ONLY OBSESSIVELY SHITPOST ABOUT IT, CHAMPION PARASITIC DRAMAFAG CHANNELS WHEN IT SUITS THEIR ENDS, AND SPAM THE TALENT'S GENERALS IN A VAIN HOPE THAT THE LEGIONS OF LESS MENTALLY ILL FANS WILL CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. BUT THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS, RAIDEN, IS THAT THEY DO IT ALL FOR ZERO FINANCIAL RECOMPENSATION WHATSOEVER
>Wait a minute, Colonel, you're not making sense! You're telling me that numberfags do such a stressful and time-consuming job without getting paid?YES, RAIDEN. AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, THEY DO IT ALL ENTIRELY FOR FREE. EVEN THE CLIPS THEY COMPILE ARE STOLEN BY MORE WELL-ESTABLISHED DRAMA CHANNELS AND SPREAD WITHOUT GIVING THEM A DIME. IT'S NO WONDER THAT NUMBERFAGS DON'T EVEN TYPICALLY WATCH STREAMS OR EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR TALENTS, AS THEY HAVE TO SUPPORT THEMSELVES FINANCIALLY ON TOP OF SUCH AN INTENSE HOBBY. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK IF THESE PEOPLE EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR TALENTS IN THE FIRST PLACE, SINCE MOST LARGE INDIES AND CORPORATE VTUBERS ARE EXTREMELY WEALTHY TO BEGIN WITH AND THEY'RE MOSTLY JUST ROOTING FOR EVERYONE TO FAIL MORE THAN PEOPLE TO SUCCEED. PERHAPS PERMANENTLY BANNING NUMBERFAGS FROM THIS COMMUNITY IS THE FUTURE
>I'm not sure, Colonel. Do you really think such harsh measures are justified?WHAT ELSE COULD GET RID OF ALL THIS WORTHLESS GARBAGE?
