>>5521264My friends, it has often been said that I like haachama.
My friends, I like haachama...
No, friends, I love haachama!
I love schizos.
I love tsunderes.
I love cute english.
I love degeneracy, her cooking, I love her eating strange things, and her singing
Meme videos across genres, about menhera, about horror, about feet, about nonsense, with old meme references, about australia, about missing japan, I love every meme video she has released upon this earth.
I love listening to her eviscerate the english language with poor grammar and her limited vocabulary.
My heart leaps with joy whenever she squeals at something embarrassing or something scary. And there is nothing like a feet-review to destroy a manager’s sanity. And the feeling that comes when she encourages haatons to be more degenerate, only to be disgusted later, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of haatons brandish their feet in their dirty rooms only for her. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh haaton being made fun of over and over until he is utterly humiliated.
The sight of her ecchi art reviews is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by chammers, looking at art made specifically for her to enjoy!
When she releases a new cover or original song, I'm in ecstasy. Her haachama sundays are equally great.
I love it when my chammers gets destroyed during collabs. It's so sad her lose after trying to win with all her might.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is chammers, chammers so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further chammers as I do? Do you wish for a cute and seiso chammers? A schizo chammers whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for chammers to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?
