Someone asked for Gay or European except whore or fan the other day and I forgot to post it, so here it is to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpFlR5t4WGw (and I'll have to split it into halves since 4chan doesn't like the amount of lines)
(Hooman)
There! Right There!
Look at that super, that absurd amount
Look at that year old membership
Look at those hundred oshimarks
Oh please he's a whore, a total whore
(Tako)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally loyal Holo initiate.
This guy's no whore, I say no whore
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who sends supers
is automatically matically a whore?
(Sapling)
But look at his marks and history
(Hooman)
Look at his purchases and his merch
(Tako)
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
(Hooman)
What are we seeing?
(Tako)
Is he a whore?
(Hooman)
Of course he's a whore
(Tako)
Or UNITY?
(All)
Ohhhhhh
A whore or simply unity?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he a whore or simply unity?
(Teamate)
Well, hey don't look at me
(Chumbud)
You see they bring their fans up different
in those charming foreign splits
They have peculiar memes
(All)
In slower splits with image dumps
A whore or generous fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "my Mori"
while they slap your pert asscheeks
(Hooman)
Oh please
(All)
A whore or simply unity?
So many shades of green
(Teamate)
Depending on the time of day
Teamates go either way
(All)
Is he a whore or simply unity?
or-
(Brrat)
There! Right There!
Look at that wall of Holo merch
Seen it on every ritual post
That is a full-blown Holo whale
That guy's no whore, I say no whore
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a poster with all that merch
(Hooman)
Is automatically, radically
(Tako)
Ironically, cronically
(Brrat)
Scurtinly, curtainly
(Teamate)
Genetically, netically
(All)
A whore!
A dirty whore!
A filthy disloyal whore, whore, whore, whore!
Dammit
A whore or simply unity?
