>>57890344It's you who needs to impress Faufau with your own brand. What you need to do is write a letter to Cover telling them it's a gift for Fauna and how much she has changed your life. That aforementioned gift will be a recording of the rankest, most earth shattering, furious fart you can muster.
Every mail recipient at Cover will have to play the recording and have their ears blasted by your butt trumpet. If it's not good enough they'll just think it's a stupid joke and throw your recording into the trash. Your fart will be lost to time.
HOWEVER.
If you truly deliver a blast an idol would be proud of, you'll impress Cover Corp so much that they'll send Fauna the fart recording anyway without telling her what it is.
Fauna will be sitting there alone in her room, opening fan mail and enjoying what fans send her. Then, then she'll come to your fart blast. One press of the recorder and...
You'll have changed Fauna's life.
