Gomen writefags, I'm too lazy to write the whole thing but here's a little funny one I just randomly thought out of at work
>You and Shiori sneak to her house, ask her why she wants to sneak into her own home, she says"Mama don't let the boys in."
>There's a ladder near the window to her room, both of you use it to climb into inside.
>You're astonished, her room looks cuter than her appearance would suggest, she shows you around, especially her HUGE Sherlock books collection.
>Both of you hear Mama Shiori calling Shiori through her door, you hide beneath her bed.
>Mama Shiori comes in and ask her where did she go and why didn't she come in from the front, and most importantly why Shiori was talking to herself.
>Shiori rolls a 1 in Deception, her lie fails. Mama Shiori smells something fishy, checks the whole room. Sees the ladder by the window and kicks it down. Your escape route gone.
>Mama Shiori finds you, drag you out from under the bed as you lay on your back.
>Mama Shiori yells and screams for Papa Shiori, "What were you going to do to my little Shiori, you dirty Shiori liker.". Shiori holds her mother back trying to stop her while you still lay back on the floor.
>Papa Shiori comes in with a shotgun, points it at you as you whimper like a dog. Shouts at you "Give me one reason not to put one buckshot in you right now?"
>You, being a /k/ommando, recognizes what shotgun Papa Shiori was wielding. "Is that a...(insert paragraph of the shotgun details)?". Mama Shiori yells at him to put one through your knees, Shiori shouts no.
>Papa Shiori holds up shotgun to shoulder, "I like this kid. Come on, tell me more about what sort of pew pew you like. I'll show you my collection. No touching though." Papa Shiori lends a hand to pick you up like a bro.
>Mama Shiori and Shiori dumbfounded at what just happened.
>From then onwards, you would visit Shiori's house every weekend. Not for Shiori tho, but for Papa Shiori.
