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>pet guard doggo, cute
>pet guard doggo, also cute
>AM radio tower for 1135 KHz, WISA, a Culver's promotional exercise playing nothing but showtunes and ads 24/7
>someone's entire minecraft fortune
>emotional support librarian, will find you the best hentai in blockbuster
>amazing dancing rat, good at shed construction
>cutest carrier pigeon ever, more reliable than DHL and with cutthroat rates. Good for the environment.
>your sexy alarm clock, never miss an appointment again
>good for hanging clothes on to dry, makes a mean salad. The salad kills you, but it feels great the entire time you're dying.
>ranked #1 sexiest and cutest skydiving instructor, only lost a couple of students. Highly sought after for high tension linesman work
>your wife. If you already have a wife, your wife's wife. Best if equipped with a bayonet and large calibre hunting rifle. Can serve in a machine gun nest or panzer if required
>protects your shit from seafood and Cthulhu, will make you a cute birthday card. Actually really fucking good at ballistic trajectories, highly recommended for artillery support. Pairs well with alarm clock, for a higher rate of fire
>a walking magnifying glass. good for identifying bread and wheat related products
>jaws, but cute
>Cheerleader. Good at hand to hand combat and can hold her own in a bar brawl. Pairs well with the orange one at comedy night
