>>877224NTA, but how are you guys shitting on this when we could inform them all of the great truth of our history, /hlgg/?
Imagine a document that chronicled the real truth of these threads, not censured by lies or slander. We could tell anons about what Cover did to Nazca after her yabai got erased from their history, for one.
We could tell anons about how Kiara posted her Smith and Wesson as a way to signify that she was HERE.
We could tell anons about the time we started the project to build a real life replica of the Watermelon Room, and what happened to those anon's lives when they were discovered to actually be using it to torture someone.
We could tell them about our secret code-phrase, known as:
>Ik ben een vertraagde nieuwe flikker die alles gelooft wat hij leestA classic reference to the collab between Ina and Kiara, when they spoke in their native languages.
We could tell anons about Eltrieoyka-anon and everything they did here.
We could tell anons every single part of our history, and know EXACTLY how well-informed they are of these threads when they reference the completely true history that we offer them in our documentation. So if someone ever calls someone else a newfag, they can reference that document, and then that will be the answer as to how new they are.
Imagine how nice it would be if an anon, who truly read and believed this completely true document, did us the favor of showing us exactly how well-informed on our true history they are? We'd never have to ask them if they're new or not again; they'd surely let themselves be known when they speak our ancient truths to us, in full confidence that we've told them only the truth.