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New and exciting narratives coming thicc and fast
>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori and Kiara's sexy trip to the hot springs was part of some elaborate plan of Kiara's to unseat Mori's position within the fandom by impregnating her with a turkey baster, unfortunately it backfired because the semen Kiara was able to obtain was infertile since she got it from (You)
>The Council are shit
>Myth are planning a big Christmas get together in late December, Gura and Calli softly alluded to it when talking about the matrix 4 coming out in late Dec. Ina is already planning to make excuses, Kiara is afraid of Americans due to the Brazil debacle.
>Gura and Ame don't collab because Ame didn't like being shipped because she's homophobic when not on discord
>Ollie sent nudes to Moona, leading to Moona to have a crisis of faith and consult one of the wise women at her mosque
>Ollie is financially supporting her family because her mother worked as a developer for Blizzard's ill fated Diablo Mobile game (no it never came out, you guys don't have phones)
>Mori once brapped so hard she queefed out all the turkey baster semen and was escorted out of a combini, I think it was a 7/11 but Yagoo isn't answering my emails.
>Early on, most of Myth hated Kiara, now they all love her, she is least close to Mori of all people, probably because of the semen incident as was previously discussed
>Amelia Watson's real name is Frank Grimes, and she had a guest star episode of the simpsons in the 90's, you might remember it.
>Gura didn't want to be a shark she wanted to be a pony but YAGOO said horsepussy smells like straw, Samussy smells like sushi, and the rest is historyu
>I invented the Kiara has a gun rrat but no one believes me. Every time I see a post using it or hear the soundfag making a video with it in I smile so much.
>Kiara has a turkey baster.