>>7610187Hey now, overindulgence is our right as American citizens.
It's our way of saying we have so much freedom here that we can eat what we want, how much of it we want, when we want, and laugh at the Europeans who have their government decide what's right for them to eat.
I don't approve of 500lb hamplanets roaming the Earth, but having the decision to accrue so much mass that you have your own gravitational pull, be permanently bedridden and moved around by a flatbed truck and forklift just because you have the ability to do so, and using a modified back-scratcher to wipe shit out of your ass; well, that's what being an American is all about. Freedom, in excess.
Other countries just don't have what we have, which is why they get mad. They just can't comprehend our overwhelming freedums.
