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>go to convention
>see girl cosplaying as May
>take picture and talk to her
>somehow manage to keep conversation going
>she begins flirting
>holy shit this is my big chance
>bits and pieces of spaghetti, but manage to get her going
>go to bathroom
>get it on
>she even does an impression of May
>best sex of my life
>while fucking, she suddenly sings
>"Gotta catch 'em all, STD's!"
>wat
>finish just a few seconds later
>she runs off without another word
>nervous as shit at this point
>barely get any sleep due to worry
>go to doctor the following day
>haven't gotten a single STD
>can't look at pictures of May without getting angry as fuck
Fuck convention sex.