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An overweight transgender AFOL was baiting in a Lego thread on a Moldovan town rapist's message board
"Before the new thread begins, you must all get on your knees and worship NEXO Knights and accept that blue and trans (owo) orange was the greatest color scheme in all Castle themes, even greater than Black Falcons!"
At this moment, a brave, nostalgic, MOCchad who had built Lego castles hundreds of times and understood the necessity of keeping medieval and technofantasy themes distinct and fully supported all GWP decisions made by TLG replied.
"Is NEXO Knights a Castle theme, tranny?"
The arrogant AFOL smirked quite dilatedly and smugly replied "Yes, you stupid boomer."
"Wrong. NEXO is not a Castle theme. If it were as you say... then why is it categorized separately on BrickLink even after TLG took over?"
The AFOL was visibly shaken, and dropped his Fortrex and copy of a noncanon sticker sheet. He stormed out of the thread crying those söy-flavored crocodile tears. The same tears AFOLs cried when TLG supported their CastleCHAD brothers by giving them two real castles in the same year. There is no doubt that at this point our AFOL wished xey had pulled xerself up by xer bootstraps and become more than a MOClet hack. He wished so much he could 50% himself by stepping on a brick due to the shame but all his bricks had already disintegrated in the box!
The anons applauded and became Castle and MOCchads sworn to defend the integrity of Lego Castle themes and accepted King Leo as their rightful ruler and overlord. An angel named Mercy flew into the new thread and posted the first reply and shed a tear down her badly printed face. SOVLful '90s catalogs were read several times, and Cedric the Bull himself showed up and restored chrome-plated pieces to TLG's active parts production.
The AFOL lost his janny fwb and was rangebanned the next day. He tried to keep passing NEXO as Castle and himself as a woman but soon after made it 51%.
ONLY THE BEST IS GOOD ENOUGH
