>>52164473It's true, all I know about the franchise is that
"I, CHADtoshi, MONARCH of the Pokemon World proudly reign over:
COOMthia, goddess of all jobbers and my slave.
GUANOdion, my one and only true jester and other slave.
GUANOzma, whose team's admin got wet watching me squash his bugs in the arena.
LOSEon, who I have become far stronger than.
Steven Kidney-stone, whose fujo fanbase needlessly warned me about.
DYKEantha, who cried like a BITCH once she saw my full power being used on her lover.
GAYry, who provided a light workout and awakened my wish to become the Very Best Like No One Ever Was.
PISSris, who got rid of most of my fodder enemies after I cunningly provoked her just as PLANNED.
Red, whose incomparably puny edgelord manga availed him not a WHIT and was rightfully cast out of the franchise.
ASSlain, whose hour-long battle gave me uncontrollable stat gains so massive even the time spent in Alola training with Kukui cannot compare.
All my female companions, who I lead on for years JUST TO USE THEM TO TRAIN MY POKEMON.
Tobias, whose """power"" I am not scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved punching bags, but I am also too amused to help them…)"
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