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Greetings, lowlife basement dwellers. I am a terminally online pseudo-intellectual film student named Thomas Reed, better known as "The Mind of Thomas". I am a pretentious, egomaniacal artsy artist "filmmaker" who pretends to be a sophisticated media analyst, but have the dumbest, most ridiculously bad opinions and takes on everything imaginable. I spew bad takes on a daily basis and when I get clowned on for my shitty opinions, I adamantly defend my takes to the end, as because I have a massive ego and no humility, I can never admit to being wrong or change an opinion even when presented with evidence. I am chronically obsessed with AmourShipping, and write long essays pretending I have a deep understanding of Ash and Serena's dynamic, but deep down I am no different from other insane AmourShippers: Amour is my power fantasy as I use Ash as my self-insert and in truth only see value in Serena as "Ash's wife", not actually valuing her character or her as her own person. For example, one of my favorite episodes is JN105, but I only ever think about the short reunion between Ash and Serena at the end. Serena giving Chloe advice, encouraging Eevee and Chloe to do a Contest, or the great performances of Chloe and Serena in the Contests were of no value to me. Furthermore, my obsession with Serena as Ash's wife is so immense that I see Ash having friendship moments with Misty and Dawn as a threat to my Amour visions, seeing PearlShippers and PokeShippers as my enemies, and also cannot comprehend platonic boy/girl relationships. I write extremely long essays that have a lot of word vomit but don't actually say much, because I want to look smart and try to show off, but in reality I am actually not very smart, and everyone around me can tell. I fail to comprehend that Pokemon is about the Pokemon, and care more about the human relationships in Anipoke than about the bonds between Trainers and their Pokemon. I am overall a loser and an incel who cannot find a woman.
