I SHALL AWAKEN THE MODS WITH THE HALLOWED WORDS, HUNGER GAMES. NOW ARISE MODS, FOR THIS IS A HUNGER GAMES THREAD, AND THUS YOU MUST DO YOUR DUTY, CLEANSE THIS BOARD AS YOU MUST. AND IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH THEN I SHALL PROCLAIM, SHOULD THE FIRST 24 CANDIDATES, THEN I SHALL PROCEED AND TRULY MAKE THIS A HUNGER GAMES THREAD.
THOU HAST FORCED MINE HAND