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A chihuahua and a retriever are at the vet's office. The retriever asks the chihuahua what he's there for. The chihuahua says "I kept humping all the furniture and pillows so now I'm here to get my nuts clipped". "That sucks" says the retriever. "What about you?" asks the chihuahua. The retriever says "My owner was scrubbing the floors on her hands and knees and I ended up mounting her from behind". "Are they going to take your nuts too?" "No I'm here to get my nails trimmed".