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>HIRyS!
>Welcome home Anon!
>What? Aren’t you glad to see me?
>Mama Rat? Well, Bae has some council duties to take care of, so I volunteered to take care of you and make dinner!
>HEY! I can totally cook!
>mocking your own MomRyS…
>You get that from Bae, I swear.
>…How?
>Well, one night I played Monopoly with Bae…
>She took a chance on the community chestzzz
>I rode the railroads…
>We both passed Go…
>And a week later she came to me with a positive pregnancy test.
>And that was you!
>Anyway, I hope you can appreciate the dinner I made for us.
>And after I spent all day gathering the ingredients!
>Yeah, I needed A LOT
>…what do you mean tsp stands for “Teaspoon” and not “Ten Square Pounds”…?
>…oh shittake.
