>>31365751after a search that feels like it took centuries you finally found one! and you get to the pub with him only to learn he's an EOP claiming to have Noel as his oshi because he masturbated to her tits thrice. your search may continue
>>31365755the one you invited turns out to be an absolute obsessive yurifag that writes fanfics. she keeps going on about her fanfics, and every attempt to hit on her is shut down because she's lesbian for Reine. she also claims that she will fuck your oshi before you do
>>31365766*rolling dice*
you got the crossdressing Risuner! he's been really wanting to crossdress a Hoshiyomi recently too, poor choice!
>>31365767you've got the /k/ chumbud and talk about guns for hours while drinking. you also rant with him about the absolute fucking state of /k/ and remember the good days of the board
>>31365768the Sukonbu is a HUGE FF14 addict. you try your best to save him and help him out of his tens of thousands of hours addiction but he won't have it. you at least enjoy the drink with him!
>>31365789KPF?
fine i'll ignore the typothe KFP waitress you get is aggressively obsessed with Kiara. in fact, she barely allows you to talk about Mumei even for a bit, never shutting the fuck up about Kiara. but being a wise man, you pretend to be interested and get a date with her!
>>31365802nothing special happens for you, sorry. you just talk about Kiara and have your good fun. you DO actually fight a lot about who loves her more but it remains civilized
>>31365834the 35p and you get along extremely well. one more friend for you! you also both become dedicated crackshippers of Miko and Ina
>>31365861he did in fact pay for the nice drinks, he did in fact have a lot of fun with you and you enjoyed his company, but what you didn't notice is that he paid for the drinks with YOUR credit card.
damn fool
>>31365865you fucked Ayamefriend. congratulations. right after the deed was done you see black vans nearby and i was advised to not say what happened next
HAATON LOVE>>31365881the KFP takes you to a nice European pub in bumfuck nowhere that serves AMAZING beer and schnizel, you eat and drink and have so much fun that you don't remember the fact you kissed him against his will.
drink responsibly next time!
>>31365956you got the other Watamate, he drinks a lot unlike you, and after a short rant about random shit he starts to cry about his life and how much he fucked up in it
>>31365965you and the pioneer drink lightly and talk a lot about different 2views and songs. you end up becoming best music-friends!
>>31365977you suffer the same fate as the Watamate, having to listen to him cry about the absolute state of his life... poor lad
[the pub has been closed, apologies if I didn't get to your post, I REALLY have to go now!]
