>'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the board
>Anons were talking about chuubas, whether domestic or from abroad;
>Their posts were posted in the threads with care,
>In hopes their oshi’s stream soon would be there;
>The numberfags were nestled all snug in their beds,
>While visions of graphs and spreadsheets danced in their heads;
>And the hornyposter began to slide their pants down their lap,
>Just getting ready for a long winter's fap.
>When out on the catalog there arose such a clatter!
>I sprang from /hlgg/ to see what was the matter.
>Another bait post, or perhaps something bigger?
>To find out for sure I must become a catalognigger.
>Browsing the threads was like scrolling through hell,
>Half seemingly written, by the same ESL
>Whilst the unicorns posting, just had to believe,
>That their oshi would be streaming, this Christmas Eve.
>Then she appeared, with cute elf ears and long golden hair,
>I knew in a moment it must be St. フレア!
>Here to cheer on the anons and make today less lame,
>And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
>"Now, WATAMATES! now, TEAMATES! now, YUKIMIN and THOSE WHO SPAM UUU!
>On, KFP! on KENZOKU! on, CHUMBUDS and…well hell it is Christmas… on DEADBEATS TOO!
>Show me images of your oshi! Whether she be short or tall!
>Now post away! post away! post away all!"
>As the anons posted cute pictures the thread began to reach its limit,
>So she took out her folder, and put them all in it,
>Then off around the board she flew,
>With the sleigh full of images, and St. フレア too.
>And then, in a twinkling, I heard in my thread
>The arrival of Flare, in her elfriend drawn sled.
>As I stopped fantasising about hag sex, and was turning around,
>Down the chimney St. フレア came with a bound.
>She slowly descended, like an outfit reveal,
>I’d taken my meds, so I knew this was real;
>A bundle of images she had in her sack,
>From talented artists, including her papa Lack.
>Her eyes -- how they twinkled! Her ears how pointy!
>Just like every 3D live, she did not disappoint me!
>Her outfit was beautiful, with white fur and red,
>So stunning it stopped mundus from talking in my head;
>The pipe in her teeth burned slower and slower,
>And the smoke it encircled her head like she was Tokoyami Towa;
>Even dressed as Santa, however her form might morph,
>Flare always looks cute, unless you’re a dwarf.
>She was tanned and long legged, a right jolly old elf,
>And I exclaimed “かわいい” when I saw her, in spite of not knowing Japanese myself;
>But a wink of her eye and some cute idol steps,
>Soon gave me to know, It’s okay I missed my reps;
>She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
>And filled all the anons hard drives; except for that Marine schizo jerk,
>As she left the thread, she was already bracing,
>For the (You)’s saying “cringe”, or “nice reddit spacing”;
>So she ran to her sleigh, to the elfriends gave a whistle,
>And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
>But I heard her exclaim, as she sprang away like elastic,
>HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, YOUR OSHI’S FANTASTIC!
