Tomorrow night, we got a banger of a show for all you autistic bastards! We got eight of the finest tag teams of all time duking it out for a shot at becoming the first K-WAB World Tag Team Champions. Plus we got The UAMFBN himself against a debuting Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Here is the full card:
>The Insane Clown Posse Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>The Scurvy Dogs Vs Imperium
>The Midnight Express Vs The Briscoe Brothers
>The Road Warriors Vs The Steiner Brothers
>The Undertaker Vs Randy "Macho Man" Savage

PLUS:
-Grug finishes his talk with the Ultimate Warrior
-Wolfie takes his second KWAB
-Several other nice little surprises

As always, you can expect all kinds of KINO to drop when the time comes, so don't miss out on the next episode of /pw/'s resident weekly wrestling program. All you have to do is check the catalog tomorrow night at 10PM EST and look for the K-WAB logo.