Welcome back everyone, to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal! This is the weekly wrestling show made exclusively for the autistic bastards here at /pw/. To "watch" the show, simply read each post in the order they are posted and enjoy the various media therein. Anyway, enough of the preliminary bullshit, let's get down to business. On tonight's card we got mostly tag team matches, as we are working towards the crowning of our first tag team champions. But we also got two big players in the main event. Tonight's card includes:
>The Insane Clown Posse Vs The Pajeets of Pain >The Briscoes Vs The Midnight Express >The Scurvy Dogs Vs Imperium >The Road Warriors Vs The Steiner Brothers >Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Undertaker PLUS:
-Wolfie's 2nd KWAB
-A new video from LyricKING
-Another installment of Rock Talk with Grug
The teams who win their matches tonight will go on to compete in a special event next week, and the winners of that event will be crowned our first K-WAB World Tag Team Champions. So without further ado, we present the latest chapter in the ongoing circus of autism known as K-WAB Wrestling. We hope you enjoy it.
>Show Intro Theme: https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties beyond our control, this episode will be airing on a one hour delay. There have been a lot of IRL problems this week, but there's no need to go into all of those. Suffice it to say that, in spite of all these difficulties, a finished show will be delivered tonight, even if it takes a little longer. We appreciate your patience and hope that you enjoy the end result.
Anonymous
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Stay safe Pepe, stay strong.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Links to Previous Shows: Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396 SNME3 Hype Thread:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18625434 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314 SNME4 Hype Thread:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18691678 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416 SNME6 Hype thread:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18806028 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145 SNME7 Hype Thread:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18914350 Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176 Our last episode began with a boiler room promo from one David Benoit. Next, Ultimo Dragon got a hard-fought victory over the Great Muta. In the next segment, I proudly unveiled our new tag team championship belts. Next, Liv Morgan beat Tessa Blanchard by tossout in our first-ever "give up or get out" match, exposing herself in the process. We finally got the strange hillbilly known as Captain Confederate to sign a contract, and next was a tornado tag between the Scurvy Dogs and the Invaders, with the Scurvy Dogs scoring a decisive win. As Stone Cold whooped the Booty Man, we got a phone call from Raja Jackson detailing his experience in jail so far. After this, it was finally time for Wolfie to face justice in wrestler's court, where it was determined that he must face seven deadly KWABS over the coming weeks. Daniel Bryan and Eddie Guerrero then dealt Wolfie a severe beating, thus delivering KWAB number one. Then, in our main event, as Kane and David Benoit faced off for the Gigadimes title, the Undertaker and Paul Bearer summoned a demonic apparition from the depths of hell and paralyzed both competitors, leading to a no-contest decision from the referee.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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One of our fans requested an Undertaker match, and it just so happened that I had the perfect opponent in mind for him. So tonight, our main event will be Randy "Macho Man" Savage Vs The Undertaker! Will the deadman fall victim to the macho madness? Stay tuned and find out.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
After a recent PNN report, there are rumors flying around that the shitposter known as Wolfie might actually be the illegitimate anally-birthed son of a convicted child rapist named Henry Dee Chew. Considering his recent troubles in wrestler's court, Wolfie is having a very bad couple of weeks indeed. In other news, plans are proceeding for our first gigashow, which will be a Halloween deathmatch tournament known as Samhain Sacrifice. The show will take place on October 25 and will be broadcast live from Transylvania. We're going to pull out all the hardcore fuckery for this one, so hopefully it turns out to be the glorious specatacle of violence that we intend to deliver. So far the following competitors have signed up to compete: >Terry Funk >The Sandman >Sabu >Count Dracula >Frankenstein Those eliminated in the first round must spin the wheel of KWABS and accept whatever punishment it deals out. In other words, they must spin the wheel and make the deal.
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>>18976656 im a serious mark for deathmatch stuff, that sounds really hard to pull off in firepro but i hope you can deliver
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here's the Macho Man with a few words about tonight's main event.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ga87r5CvFKXL Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the slums of Karnataka, India...at a total combined weight of 460 pounds...they are Subhojeet Mukherjee and Big Knife Manju, the Pajeets of Pain!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Obamk6hJXXg Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/g3gmkr.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5p Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ef1ofy.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Hey yo Shagz, get that secret weapon ready
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
There's certainly no love lost between these two teams, so let's throw them both in the ring and see who comes out on top.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8CiWCq9dsIfN Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here are your winners, The Insane Clown Posse!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>oh sars you have tricked us how dare you pretend to be kali derty bich basterd mlecchas we not forget this sars we come back kill you good sars do not redeem powerful gods of india will curse you sars reincarnate you as worm in poo for dalit like manju to clean
Anonymous
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>>18976915 hilarious finish, glad the clowns got some payback
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>What's up fellas? Now listen, before you guys go and drop me from the ceiling again, I got a proposal for both of you. Listen, you may not like me, but you know I'm the best damn manager around, and I'm lookin to expand Camp Cornette and I have decided to graciously offer you guys a spot! Now I know you're probably overwhelmed by this tremendous opportunity I'm giving you, so how about we just skip the formalities and you sign right here on the dotted line?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGIN HERE LIKE THIS! HEEEEELLLLP SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN! GODDAMIT I'M THE GREATEST MANAGER IN WRESTLING HISTORY, YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME THE OL TAR AND FEATHERS AND HANG ME FROM THE CEILING LIKE THIS! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Jim, I could have told you not to bother with those two meatheads, those guys are all muscle and no brains. If you gave Hawk and Animal a penny for their thoughts, you'd have change comin'. Lucky for you I was around to help you down from there. Jim, the next time you want to do something like this, let me know and I'll send one of my guys to watch your back. I just made a really big signing, and I might have an even bigger one in the works. It's pretty obvious they don't like us around here, Jimmy, let's stick together.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the dark side, at a total combined weight of 457 pounds...accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, they are "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton and "Gangster of Love" Stan Lane, The Midnight Express!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qllmva.mp3 Anonymous
>>18977013 kek at cornette getting ye olde tar and feathering
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from Laurel, Delaware, with a total combined weight of 460 pounds...Everyone show some love for for Jay and Mark, The Briscoe Brothers!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Mk2ZZaAMrJ3M Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ojrmob.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, and now for our next tag team match, we have a double-debut as Jim Cornette's Midnight Express takes on the The Briscoes!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/xrNKxM1xirPN Anonymous
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>>18977134 i seem to remember him doing that gimmick to a few different people in smoky mountain lol
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here are your winners, The Midnight Express!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>HAHAHAHAAAA Now that's more like it! That's the kind of thing we want to see! That's right, I saw that first match and those stupid clowns accidentally gave me a good idea! Oh, you people want to keep chantin for the Briscoes? Well guess what you ignorant, inbred toe-suckin polecats! THE BRISCOES LOST and now me and the Midnight Express are gonna be the first ones to hold them shiny new titles. So tell the Apus in the back to shine those belts up cuz the Midnight Express and Jim Cornette ain't here to play no games! And in conclusion, I hate every single one of you idiots and I hope you all die from tapeworms and other parasites like the filthy animals you know you are!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>And now we take you to a secret torture chamber deep within the basement of the 4chan Municipal Arena. Tonight, Wolfie must suffer the second of his seven deadly KWABs, as per his sentence in wrestler's court. For his second KWAB, Wolfie is being forced to watch a certain piece of footage that was recorded by a hapless bystander in the red-hot summer of 1992...over and over and over again. Yes, as Wolfie is forced to watch the rape of Kevin Nash over and over again, he will hopefully repent of his crimes. He'll be here for an entire week. Of course, this is only the second phase of Wolfie's punishment so there's still much worse to come.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Berlin, Germany, with a total combined weight of 470 pounds...accompanied by their manager Adolf Hitler, this is Gunther and Ludwig Kaiser, and they are Imperium!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/u4bgW9jpWlY4 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ppo27i.mp3 Anonymous
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>>18977236 KWAB i love it but he needs to get much worse for the other 5
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from the sleaze pits of Tortuga, at a total combined weight of 525 pounds...they are the plunderers of the seven seas, Scurvy Pierre and Scurvy Dheeg, The Scurvy Dogs!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/P6SUBOyDoEQd Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/wgnmmq.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Who will prevail: The bloodthirsty pirates or the ruthless Fourth Reich? Click below to find out.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/AnjgPUkXPZGH Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Here are your winners, Imperium!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Hello, honorable audience. My name is Keiji Mutoh, and I have come to offer you gooners the most technologically advanced pocketu pussy ever created. Each one of Muta's Magic Twats(Tm) has been enchanted with ancient spells and potions brewed in my secret cave atop Mt. Raiden. Here, I call upon the powers of dark, forgotten gods to animate these rubbery moose knuckles with the souls of sacrificed virgins! they fly, they scream, they'll float right over to your dick and fuck you like a rabid she-panther in heat, and they will even start crying if you fuck them hard enough! SUGOI!!!! Order your Muta Magic Twat(Tm) today and you'll see how Muta's Magic Twats(Tm) can help to put the romance back in your necromancy!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Yo, listen up dweebs! It's me, Big Sexy Kevin Nash. As you may know, I was, uh, brutally raped in the summer of 92. Needless to say, I was pretty upset when Mabel and the boys finally finished with me. I needed something to take my mind off the burning pain in my asshole, so I decided to go buy some pot. Unfortunately my pot dealer was black and so he just took my money and raped me again. So, with my asshole even more inflamed than before, I wandered into the local vape shop. The proprietor was a very nice gay gentleman who said he was quite familiar with this problem, and he gave me the strongest vape he had on hand. Unfortunately, that didn't help either and I spent the next three days screaming in pain and praying for the sweet release of death. But when I had finally made it through this terrible ordeal I realized that I had to create the strongest CBD/THC vape ever produced, because I knew only a super-powerful dose of cannabinoids would be enough to provide quick anal relief for a perpetual rape victim like myself. And the best part is, Kevin Nash vapes are now available to the general public for a nominal fee. Get a clue and buy one today! The next time your local thugs catch you alone in the alleyway and give you the business, just reach for that Kevin Nash vape and you'll feel better in no time. And the next time you walk into your local vape shop, Just remember this little jingle: >When you get raped >by a pack of apes >just reach for >that Kevin Nash vape
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>Hi wrestling fans, it's me Dave Meltzer from WON, and I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh here to tell you about my newest business venture. Since some of my other investments aren't making any money (not going to say which ones), I decided to start a chain of hamburger restaurants so that I can, uh, you know, serve good burgers to everyone. Oh but uhhhh these aren't just regular burgers, guys. These are MELTZER BURGERS. That's right, these burgers will uuuhhhh jump right out of the bag and start doing flips and cartwheels right there on your dinner table! They're also uhhhh guaranteed to do 500 false finishes whenever they have a match, and the whole thing will go on for several hours and none of what they say will be in English either. Yes, these burgers taste like uhhhh dog shit, but you're such a smark you'll eat these nasty motherfuckers and tell all your friends how great they are. That's the Meltzer Burger guarantee!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a total combined weight of 575 pounds...they are Hawk and Animal, the ROAD WARRIORS!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And their opponents...from Bay City, Michigan, with a total combined weight of 560 pounds...ALL you hoochies get down on your knees for "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and his brother "The Dog-faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner, The Steiner Brothers!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eGJLiFn72dA6 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/b5sxmx.mp3 Anonymous
>>18977413 this is the one i was really looking forward to, love both these teams
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here we go with the fourth match of the evening. For this one, we've matched up two of the most legendary teams but that ring is only big enough for two of them.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1Wd0CVwzJqul Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, here is match number four, The Steiner Brothers Vs The Road Warriors:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1Wd0CVwzJqul Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here are your winners, The Road Warriors!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
NOW TIME FOR ROCK TALK WITH GRUG! THIS BEST PART OF WHOLE SHOW! this time grug finish interview with ultimate warrior who save grug village from mighty tyrannosaurus when he have great vision give warning so grugs move to new cave. ok now grug give link. YOU WATCH OR GRUG WILL BONK!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Wv0wCtGnPZyJ Anonymous
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>>18977348 kek send me one
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be our MAIN EVENT! Introducing first, from Death Valley, weighing 309 pounds...The Undertaker!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/zQND7yJ13eGF Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qs1oly.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 237 pounds...he is the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/rKyPSeP2KnZF Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/hrvyc2.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright it's time for our MAIN EVENT! Let's see what the Macho Man can do with the deadman!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/39A3d2HixI5q Anonymous
>>18977466 love the choice of music, old AJPW tunes are the best
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as the result of a disqualification...THE UNDERTAKER!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, this is getting ridiculous. That's two weeks in a row where our main event has become a big mess. This little beef with Kane and the Undertaker is getting way out of hand, and so I have come to two important decisions:>#1: The Undertaker and Kane will face each other in the main event at Samhain Sacrifice. >#2: If either the Undertaker or Kane interrupts any more matches before that time, they will be immediately FIRED. I don't want to fire either of them, but if they continue to disrupt the rest of the show, I will have no choice. At Samhain Sacrifice, the brothers of destruction will collide with the Gigadimes title on the line. And on a lesser note, Mario made a real bad call tonight, so we will be switching referees again on the next episode. I'm gonna have to cut his hours so he understands what happens when you do a shitty job.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And now let's take a quick look at tonight's match results.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Here are the current rankings for each division. As you can see, this episode really didn't affect the contender rankings very much, as most of those who won were defending their spots from lower-ranked competitors.>ICP defended their #4 ranking against the Pajeets of Pain (tag divison) >Imperium defended their #2 ranking against the Scurvy Dogs (tag division) >The Midnight Express took the vacant #7 spot (tag division) >The Road Warriors defended their #1 ranking against the Steiners (tag division) >The Undertaker took the vacant #15 spot (heavyweight division)
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Next time, the four teams who won their matches this week will compete for tag team gold. These four teams will compete in a special "King of the Mountain" match, which will make up the majority of next week's show. There will also be a singles main event, but that has not been decided as yet. I do realize that tag team wrestling isn't everyone's favorite, but it is essential to build all the divisions and make them worthy and I think you'll like what we have in mind.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. We thank everyone for coming out to enjoy it, as you all make our autistic efforts worthwhile. Despite all the difficulties this week, things continue to improve and they will continue to improve. So until next time, everyone, this is Pepe Von Erich and K-WAB Wrestling signing off.
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>>18977767 holy shit this deserves a bump. no homo.
Anonymous
>>18977949 it is pretty comfy. I feel like this is what most wrestling would look like in a world without censorship.
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Here's a little gift in case someone else wants to make memes about Keiji Mutoh selling pocket pussies lol.
Anonymous
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>>18978054 based, i might do that
Anonymous
>>18978012 yeah it's supposed to be a little bit edgy and also completely over the top. if you don't want the bizarre storytelling aspect, you might as well go watch a real sport.
Anonymous
>>18978251 I tried watching some mma and it just bored me. all those matches and not a single run in, no interesting drama, and theres only a tiny percentage of mma guys who can cut a good promo. besides mma is probably more or less rigged too.
Anonymous
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>>18978349 >more or less kek you're giving them more credit than i would
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>>18977517 I dig the caveman jokes lol
Anonymous
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>>18977742 What a show, great kino again from the great Pep.
Anonymous
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>>18977672 nice touch, i always thought real feds should do something like this
Anonymous
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>>18977767 lovin this shit, everything is well done
Anonymous
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>>18978054 I think i can find a use for this
Anonymous
Posting in a pedophile thread.
Anonymous
Anonymous
all who spam pedo accusations should be thrown into a meat grinder.
Anonymous
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>>18979428 >>18979696 we're not in a joshipedo thread though
Anonymous
Why is everyone always so defense here to false things?
Anonymous
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>>18979719 good morning mr manju lol
Anonymous
>>18979702 Are they really accusations if they've already been proven true and confessed to?
Anonymous
>>18979928 only thing that's for sure is that at least two people are involved. when an anon was defending op when the supposed dox was posted he shared screencaps to prove op wasn't part of the waifu group, but it revealed one anon joined the original version of op's fed. it explains why there is always someone defending the op and deflecting here. how they linked up is a mystery, but maybe the accusations about using certain communication platforms has some truth.
Anonymous
>>18977742 I wonder when Captain Confederate is going to have his first match? Just a little suggestion for next week's main event single match.
Anonymous
>>18979428 >>18979696 >>18979702 >>18979928 >>18980053 The identity of the alleged pedophile in question was identified in the last episode.
Anonymous
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>>18980053 lol look at this fag trying to play investigator. hey, here's a thought, maybe people disagree with you because you're a douche and not because of any weird alleged discord conspiracy. there's a little lead for you, sherlock.
Anonymous
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>>18977597 yeah whoever was doing their themes in the 90s was absolutely godlike
Anonymous
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another great episode PVE, keep it up
Anonymous
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>>18978054 based peps helping the community lol
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18980528 It's funny that you should mention that, because a Captain Confederate debut is one of the options I am considering for next week's main event. Obviously his debut will happen soon but it may or may not happen next week.
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loved the silliness in ME vs briscoes and ICP vs the jeets, very creative and funny. manju being sacriiced in the temple of doom was a nice touch.
Anonymous
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>>18977383 >>18977236 despite what some may say, kev was raped that fateful day.
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>>18983346 oh yes it's damn true
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>>18980053 OP is Henry Dee Chew. He's running another cord to get these threads going. He raped an eleven year old girl like Nash got raped up the bum. Oh it's true, it's damn true!
https://www.icrimewatch.net/offenderdetails.php?OfndrID=25863&AgencyID=53604 Anonymous
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>>18983894 Watch this post get deleted because OP and his discord mass report it.
Anonymous
>>18983894 lol you're still trying to get this bullshit over? fuck off wolfbitch, you failed yet again.
Anonymous
>>18983894 >wolfie finally admits that nash was raped LOL apparently the torture worked
>>18977236 Anonymous
>>18984045 >>18984095 >Everyone that makes fun of me is my boogeyman Cringe.
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>>18984108 >gets exposed and embarassed >tries the same shit again cringe
Anonymous
>>18984169 yeah wolfie really is too dumb to learn from anything, he actually thinks he can larp as someone else
Anonymous
>>18984202 Takes talent some people has
Look at Jim pretending to be Bryan pretending to not come from new jersey
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only wrestling show im actually enjoying lately
Anonymous
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>>18977341 sieg fucking heil
Anonymous
>>18983894 Chat is this true?
Anonymous
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>>18977341 Can't wait for Hogan to recover to kick those Nazi Scum into orbit.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18983192 Nice digits, I was hoping to see one of those itt. Just to give an update, I have decided that the main event for next week should actually just be the tag team title match. It's definitely the most important thing on the card, so it wouldn't make sense for anything else to be the main event. That means our singles match will be an opening match rather than a main event.
Anonymous
>>18985535 makes good sense, any idea what the singles match will be?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18985725 King and I are discussing a number of different options, but right now we are thinking Vader Vs Roman Reigns.
Anonymous
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>>18985804 the mastodon against the coconut nigger, sounds basado to me
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this was much better than i expected it to be
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich fucks his brother in the main event next week
Anonymous
>>18987110 control your tourettes syndrome little corky, i know it's hard but please try.
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>>18987328 that was good, you made one whole post without blurting out any degenerate shit. it was only one word but i guess that's a start.
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>>18985187 Very Trumpy. Very true. Big finna.
Anonymous
>>18987110 He's into little girls, specifically 11 year olds
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>>18987398 and there you go descending back into the bowels of your tourette's syndrome. you were doing good for a minute there, but i guess this is why the spartans used to throw all retarded babies down a deep hole. you can't be cured lol.
Anonymous
Say Pep, I don't know if you appreciate any hiring suggestions but Val Venis has been on a long run of sipping SJW tears and ranting on them on Twitter, while at the same time hasn't been getting another lady to the bushes for years. I think he got the right attitude for this promotion. So what do you say? Wanna give the Big Valbowski a shot?
Anonymous
>>18987413 Stop raping kids Pepe
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>18987415 hmmmmm, that's an interesting idea. I hadn't really considered him but there is definitely good potential there. Let me see if I can think up a good storyline for him and if I can do that, I can give him a shot. I always liked the big Valbowski.
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>>18987467 mmmmmmmmm badass
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>>18987413 Cooked that pig
Anonymous
>>18987110 >>18987398 >>18987432 Seek help and see
>>18981172 , wolfbitch.
Nash was raped.
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>>18990661 oh its damn true
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>>18987415 i'll second this suggestion, val venis was hilarious back in the day and his character would work even better in an uncensored environment.
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>"Triple H would shit his pants." >"He thinks his shit doesn't stink"-on Mr. Perfect >"Hacksaw Jim Duggan." Now HE'D be the first to tell you that his shit stinks!" >"It looks like someone took a big ass shit and named it "Bad News Brown!" >"OOOOOH YEAH! THE MACHO MAN'S GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS!" >scrappy >angry >confrontational >former felon >alcoholic There has never been a man more primed and more worthy to challenge for the Gigadimes championship. Put the strap on him, PVE; he's ready, brother.
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>>18991577 lol this actually would be a good comedy gimmick
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>>18991577 Ok I like this idea, tourettes guy in K-WAB is happening. I don't know about putting the strap on him, but I do have the perfect opponent in mind for him.
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Thanks for elevating my boredom at work Pepe with this thread
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>>18991828 No problem fren, glad you enjoyed the show.
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I can't imagine what life must be like for Lundy to get this worked over some anon simulating wrestling matches and making jokes 99% of the people who post here have made at one point or another. His life has to be a living hell to dedicate this many years to crying about some shit Nash himself laughed at and moved on from. I know his excuse is that he's some LE EPIC TROLL but given the amount of time he has spent keeping this gimmick up that excuse doesn't fly anymore. Gimmick or not, to spend this much time you've gotta be one pathetic faggot.
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>>18992208 agree, lundy needs to eat shit and die of hepatitis.
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>>18992208 well it wouldn't be the first time he grew a giant hate boner for a particular person.
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>>18992208 It's cause it's not just him, he's working with Iyo cord and Bryan Dunn to take K-WAB down. They paid for a pi to find PVE
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>>18993389 These people don't scare me in the least, if they do somehow manage to dox me they will find out the hard way that when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.
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Imagine being such a buttfucking annoying faggot that the only "friends" you're capable of making are a bunch of fucking TRANNIES from discord. Imagine thinking spamming their pedo friends and idols while throwing baseless accusations is making any semblance of a difference, never mind repair Nash's asshole. Imagine coming every day to a website that collectively hates your flavourless autistic ass and actively seeking out things to be mad about. Imagine trannies thinking that they can be women. Imagine your parents hating you because you won't take your meds. That's you, wolfbitchnigger. That's you and your suicide-waiting-room discord troon friends amount to: being the shiniest turds in a bowl of trannypiss and shit. You have more KWAB's for your Wrestler's Court sentence, if I remember correctly. Can't wait for next weeks episode.
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>>18993389 What a bunch of fucking retards.
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>>18992208 Holy fucking seethe. Lmao Lundy won bruh, you gonna have to accept this. It's been over two years and you're still here crying daily.
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>>18994515 >Lundy won Faggot of the Year isn't anything to be proud of there, tranny.
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>>18994524 Don't worry bruh this year is your year!
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>>18994524 kek cooked that pig
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>>18994548 >>18994888 Both of you tranny faggots are gonna %41 yourself before this year is even over.
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>>18995022 and that's why trannies won't be a problem at all in 10 years. with an annual population drop of 41% and a low replacement rate, they're kinda fucked over the long haul.
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>>18995136 Exactly. This is why any sort of "threat" or "own" or "gotcha" is just wind. Just keep bullying these faggots in dresses back to their discord goon cave so they can kill themselves in peace there.
I'm doing my part to ensure tranny suicide.
I hope you are too, fren.
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>>18995211 but of course good sir. got to keep those trees full of dangling troons lol.
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Wolfie you fucked this niggers brain all to hell. He is still seething lmao.
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>>18995334 Stay mad little bitch boi
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>>18995530 talking to yourself can be a sign of mental illness.
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>>18995530 Basedo. I always liked wolfie. Cryin Bryan memes were hilarious
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>>18995710 lol nobody likes you wolfie thats how i know its you
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>>18995530 >>18995551 Sorry trannies, but all the validation you're seeking from other people repulsed by your haggard appearance, your five o'clock shadows, your baritone voices and the repugnant smell emanating from that New Dehli-street corner you have inbetween your legs there can all be found after you and your xisters suckstart a shotgun. Better yet, you can always slit your wrists and livestream it for us. Do it and announce it when you're going to; I'll get a four day nut waiting just for you.
>>18995710 Hi wolfbitch. Nice company you got here. Still bragging about sucking smooth tranny penis?
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It's obvious OP is just making up fake drama and samefagging to try and stir up interest in these threads. He's blamed wolfcuck, trannies, the iyo general, and anons still don't care. Try hogwheels or bitchtits next maybe you can get some of the consolewarriors here so your gay little threads can draw a dime.
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>>18996399 cry more please
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>>18996399 Kill yourself, please.
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>>18996399 >It's obvious wolfbitch is just crying to a bunch of dudes in dresses on trooncord because he's finally getting the attention he never does in real life but not in the way his bitch brain wants it or his intelligence quotient is able to comprehend so he posts pictures of his pedo father in prison like the 8-pound waterhead projecting faggot that he is. He's blamed Shankism, his pedophile dad that drinks cause he cries, the 92 Crew, his unwavering homo lust for his buttdaddy Daniel Bryan, and anons still laugh at his sperg ass. He just keeps coming here taking 'L' after 'L', bullet after bullet, and he even brings a bunch of troons clowns with him along for the ride because a bunch of faggot rejects is the only company that can tolerate him so long as they don't have to personally interact with him and exchange odours. Try bragging about sucking on your girlfriends smooth tranny penis or posting your gay porn collection or Rikishi's ass or your scat fetish stories where you go into deep detail about you desperately want to felch cum out of Bastion Booger's shitcaked asshole and maybe next time you can actually find the courage to walk away form the computer to encounter a bar of soap and maybe a job application so that you actually make use of your walking-talking waste of protoplasm ass. Anonymous
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>>18999437 kek wolfbitch do be like that
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Really enjoyed this weeks show Pepe. How about next week you do Daniel Bryan vs Birdie in an anal submission match?
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>>19000840 but wolfie, you already lost an anal submission match to king mabel a few episodes ago. daniel bryan is a true professional so he wouldn't steal your gimmick like that.
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>>19000840 you got em seething in record time.
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a fine show as usual
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>>19001055 >>19001055 Yeah, but you're still a troon and wolfie's a bitch ass sperg. How is that a victory?
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>>19001718 It's just splendid
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>>19002405 Well, if being the shiniest turd in a bowl of shit is the hill you're going to die on, hey. At least you're dead.
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>>19000911 Meanwhile, he just lazily copy and pastes other people's memes and just flips shit around caus ehe can't muster the creativity to come up with anything original himself.
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>>19000911 Can't wait to see the other deadly KWABS. Being forced to watch Nash's assrape on repeat ala Clockwork Orange style must be a little grating on his weak mind and long useless reputation.
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>>19002682 this and he also loves that ai slop for some reason
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>>19003267 Once again, laziness. No originality. No creativity.
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>>19003222 Wolfie finna get raped just like Nash and that 11 year old girl Pepe raped
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Didn't really expect this thread to still be up, but since it is, I am pleased to announce that we have added Sabu Vs Hayabusa to next week's card.
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>>19003300 Based dub dubs. You should book that girl you R'd vs yourself in a squash. Heel heat brother.
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>>19003543 KWAB. Just like that little coal burner PVE R'd. Funny enough Nash is one too.
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>>19003579 Maybe PVE could have a match where The Pajeets of Pain dig up Tristen's corpse and fart wet curry dust all over the dust while sticking their weird brown wieners in remaining bone chunks.
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>>19003626 Kek, actually that gives me a better idea, Tristen vs the kid PVE raped in a Raped Bitch match. Loser gets stuffed with 5 BBCs. PVE can guest referee. Only ONE person's hole isn't getting stuffed in that match!
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>>19003671 Hey, I got an even BETTER idea. How about next episode, you livestream your suicide for us ala pic related? It's only Wednesday; I'll muster a three day nut just for the occasion.
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>>19003686 kek I like it. wolfie vs a noose and a tree in a handicap loser-leaves-life deathmatch.
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>>19003686 >getting this mad because Nash got raped like PVE's victim Wolfie having a bad day lmao
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>>19003833 You got proof of your claims?
Or you just being an attention whoring faggot?
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>>19003847 Wolfie, Nash himself addressed his rape. What more do you need Lundy? How much longer are you gonna cry about it?
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>>19003876 I'm not Wolfbitch; I hate that faggot.
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>>19003885 Whatever you say Lundy, just know like that 11 year old girl PVE raped, Nash's anal virginity was taken and you falseflagging is never gonna change that fact.
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>>19003910 Only wolfbitch and his merry band of faggots from trooncord post about babyrape like the demented douchebag, gutterslime, dog crap, puke chunks that they are. You're not fooling anyone here by fixating and projecting your pedo shit onto PVE the night your dad came into your room and took away your innocence no matter how hard you cried no.
Away with you, scum.
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>>19004269 PVE raped an 11 year old girl, not a baby Wolfie. Just like how your hero Nash got blacked.
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>>19004335 You got any proof of these claims of yours, or you just gonna continue to be the obfuscating pussyfart?
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>>19004354 There's been plenty of evidence ITT of Nash's rape wolfcuck, not sure why you're deliberately ignoring it.
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>>19004387 Post proof or forever be a faggot, then.
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>>19004412 https://youtu.be/-841xGlAr_o You can watch Nash bring up his savage gang rape on his very own podcast wolfcuck!
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>>19004438 Once again, I'm not fucking Lundy.
YOU'RE the one who came here throwing unsubstantiated shit at PVE and you have no proof. Likely no penis either.
So where's your proof about your claims about K-WAB's owner...or are you just a deflective, big dumb buttfucking faggot all butthurt because he's lampooning your oversensitive ass?
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>>19004470 Nah Lundy, you're the one who said PVE raped a baby. I never said anything of the sort, I corrected you to say he raped an eleven year old girl, much like Nash got raped by black men. Now you're having a melty because you can't disprove Nash's rape lmao.
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>>19004523 Here's your (You), faggot.
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>>19004542 Wolfbitch you've been around here long enough to know we don't sign our posts here lmao.
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>>19004562 Is this you, faggot?
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>jobbing to wolfcuck of all people Maybe the true KWAB was the thread all along.
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>>19004818 Sure, bitch. Sure.
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>>19004335 Do you ever stop thinking about nasty pedo shit? Shut the fuck up you degenerate pervert. If you really don't have anything else to say but that, you should glue your fucking lips shut.
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>>19004687 >signs two posts in a row with "faggot" I accept your confession my son, perform a thousand hail marys and perhaps the lord will forgive you.
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>>19005383 I accepted you being a retard at the beginning of this exchange. Concede all you want; its a hollow victory.
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>>19005427 Nta but why do you bother turning the trip off? No normal anon would feel the need to defend the honor of some OP of a thread for hours unless you were in a discord or something with them. And I'll take you at your word you're not running a discord so it's obvious you're OP.
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>>19005623 I'm neither Pepe Von Erich nor do I use a VPN.
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>>19005623 Don't use discord either.
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>>19005427 >wolfie is now ripping on himself and kevin nash to further his deception efforts. Truly sad. this is what failure after failure does to a mf.
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>>19005623 no normal anon would feel the need to spam pedophilic filth all over the place like you do, so let's not even talk about "normal".
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>>19005698 >>19005707 Can't buy that, like I said unless you DID have a discord and knew OP outside of 4chan, you wouldn't be dedicated to replying to every bait post anons throw out there.
>>19005752 This is only my second post in this thread. You can just reply once, no need to do three posts.
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>>19005781 Whatever, shitbat. Believe whatever you want.
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>>19005781 lol go eat shit, you are a liar and a degenerate pervert. people are arguing with you because you are a liar, a pervert, and a lolcow.
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>>19005874 Okay, continue to keep falling for bait then.
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>>19005961 Very well.
Continue being a thin-skinned bitch and keep responding back.
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daaaaamn wolfie just keeps kwabbing himself, sure glad I'm not him
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>>19006230 Today it was mostly Bryan Dunn and Iyo Cord members. They don't know I'm watching.
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>>19006263 makes sense, i did notice a few little differences in the posting styles. give em hell anon.
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>>19006739 dear god it really is true
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