Alright everyone, night one was an absolute kekfest, but now it's time for an even bigger drop of absolute KINO for all you ghouls and goblins to enjoy. To celebrate this Halloween, K-WAB Wrestling brings you a spectacle of violence and fuckery unlike any other. Night one was just the appetizer but this one is really the main course. On tonight's card we got:
>Sabu Vs The MAGA Butcher in a Death House match >Terry Funk Vs Count Dracula in another Death House match >The winners of those two matches will face each other in the finals of our first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament >Kane Vs The Undertaker in a No-Holds-Barred blood feast for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship PLUS:
>A new episode of Rock Talk >A new Halloween 92 song from LyricKING >Wolfie spins the wheel of misfortune All this and more is coming to you LIVE from the heart of some castle in Transylvania. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you night two of SAMHAIN SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!
>Intro theme: https://files.catbox.moe/fhkgcb.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Anonymous
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>>19202363 OH HELL YEAH SON
Anonymous
>>19202363 Gay :/ Shant be watching
Anonymous
Soon Kane will face his maker.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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First, a quick recap of night one. The entire thread can be found here:
>>19187849 Or here:
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849/#19188135 We started by asking for belt design ideas, and the anons came through beautifully. After a promo from the Undertaker from the Church of Bones, The MAGA Butcher and The Sandman faced off in an exploding-boards warzone deathmatchm with Maga Butcher coming out on top. The Sandman had to face Jake the Snake's deadly Halloween game and spin the wheel. He lucked out and just had to go without beer for a month. Next, Sabu got a hard-fought win over Frankenstein's monster, eliminating him as well. Frankenstein had to spin the wheel, and he was then lynched by angry villagers (again). CM Punk showed up and started repeating the pipebomb promo, but he was interrupted by THE CHAD, Chad Rockwell, you proceeded to embarass him with his expert memery. After Terry Funk defeated his former student Atsushi Onita, Onita managed to no-sell the wheel of KWAB, telling everyone to fuck off like a boss. LyricKING dropped his first Halloween song, and then we saw Cactus Jack get absolutely ravaged by Count Dracula. And when we spun the wheel, Cactus' KWAB was to get thrown from a cage by the Undertaker (again). Next, New Jack and gave an epic roasting to all filthy troons after they tried to raid the thread. And now that brings you up to speed, so let's get on with the next episode of Saturday Night Metal
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
After months of feuding and chasing one another, Kane and The Undertaker will finally meet with the Gigadimes Title on the line! There will be no rules so anything can happen. These guys were interfering in so many matches and disrupting so many shows that I had no choice but to give them this opportunity to settle it once and for all. So tonight, our main event will be your K-WAB Gigadimes Champion KANE Vs The Undertaker.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And now here's a few words from Count Dracula, the local favorite here in Transylvania. He's going to tell us all about the horrors of his early life.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ulSJ919TepPH Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be a special DEATH HOUSE match! The winner of this match will move on to the tournament finals and contend for the Crimson Crown!
Introducing first...from Bombay, Michigan, weighing 236 Pounds...he is the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal death defying madman known as SABU!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/IJ1LdOC3u5FV Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/zgfmeb.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19202441 damn this is some impressive shit here PVE
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Goddamn, West Virginia, weighing 230 pounds...he is one half of the MAGA Powers and the infamous innovator of all-American violence...THE MAGA BUTCHER!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/e2jPSY4yOx4T Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/z58p5a.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And here we go with the first semifinal match of our first annual Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament. A DEATH HOUSE match is basically a cage match with various other kinds of fuckery added. There are many possible variations on this match but we will only be seeing two of them tonight. Anyway, here is Sabu Vs The MAGA Butcher!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cjWsSX8uwPuX Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...The MAGA Butcher!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19202491 Flair is laughing backstage right now.
GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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now time for rock talk with grug! grug show have new format this week, big chief pepe say old one too hard. take too long, make shows late. but grug not going anywhere, grug know tribe like grug show, so grug back. now grug dance for you.
GRUG !!zYOvIWiiw7a
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now grug want everyone in tribe to get two rocks and clack together. YOU DO NOW OR GRUG BONK! ok you have rock? good, now put rocks together for this week guest....WOLFMAN!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19202494 >>19202501 That was just the beginning, the other three matches are the three most high-effort matches I have ever done. You're in for some good shit tonight boys.
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Samhain Sacrifice is sponsored by autism
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ok now we talk to wolfman and maybe we find out why so many grugs disappear in forest on full moon night.
Rock Talk Episode 3:
https://files.catbox.moe/6t0qx0.mp3 Rock Talk Opening theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5ra7jk.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19202374 Get fucked, faggot.
Anonymous
>>19202529 Grug is /ourguy/
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG
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Hello everyone, it's your fren, Frenly Apu, and we have a very special guest in the crowd tonight! I have the honor of introducing the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump!>Thank you, thank you...it's an honor to be here, I just want to say I love what my good friend Pepe Von Erich is doing here. He's a classy guy like me, and he's also ridiculously rich like me, and I know that because he paid to fly me all the way out here to this god-forsaken hellhole full of vampires and zombies and werewolves and what not. But that's ok, the secret service is having a lot of fun, they always wanted to play "House of the Dead" in real life, and they're having an absolute blast. This show is huge, it's the biggest, the grandest, the most amazing spectacle in the history of all amazing spectacles, just like me and my glorious presidency. Keep it up boys, and maybe...just maybe...you can make professional wrestling great again.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And his opponent, from right here in Transylvania...We don't know his weight because he killed the weigh-in guy, so here is the legendary prince of darkness, your local community leader, COUNT DRACULA!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NyfQot8l8xz0 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9a8hzi.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19202557 He absolutely beat the fuck out of Cactus last night; this guy ain't no frisky walk in the back alley of Detroit, that's for sure.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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from Amarillo, Texas, weighing 247 pounds...he is the king of hardcore, Terry Funk!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PwnPNymqjK3c Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ve1aka.mp3 Anonymous
>Promotional consideration provided by... >/tv/ calls it "the gayest shit they've ever seen" and "Fuck off back to the /lbgt/ board with that shit." >critics everywhere are ranting and raving about the sheer schizoid unmedicated faggotry to grace their screens in ages >George R. Lundy >Connor Tait Davis >And introducing Henry Dee Chew Lundy as "wolfie's real dad" >Starring in: >"Hey Robert..." >Cumming soon....
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And now we've got the unholy prince of darkness against the meanest old dog in the pound! It's Terry Funk against Count Dracula, and the winner will go on to the finals. This is another DEATH HOUSE match, but this one is a little worse because it has bars on the floor too!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fumq3rEkv7Wn Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19202540 >>19202529 me liek grug too and this grug get good digits. in my tribe we call this BAWK
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...Transylvania's own Count Dracula!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>19202617 What the fuck is this shit?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>You get that sumbitchin stretcher and these monkeys in white away from me, goddamit. I am Terry Funk and I will walk out of here on my own two feet or I won't walk out of here at all, you understand me? Just because I got beat by that dirty ol' bloodsuckin' dog doesn't mean I won't wrap a chair around your damn heads and piledrive you all in the street! NOW GET!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19202619 With your permission, I would like to officially add Troon-B-Gone to the list of K-WAB comedy commercials. This one is very good indeed and I can see you've put a lot of effort into it.
Anonymous
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>>19202595 great match but damn that was brutal
Anonymous
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Lundy is a furry
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Hey I don't watch but I appreciate the effort you put into this man, might check it out later. Keep doing whatever makes you entertained.
Anonymous
>>19202636 By all means, go ahead and use this product for promotional consideration, including the customer testimony seen here
>>19202622 .
You're also free to use Troon-B-Gone, NOW in tablet form!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Alright, here's the progress of our Crimson Crown deathmatch tournament so far. It's all come down to Count Dracula and The MAGA Butcher, and they will settle it in the craziest deathmatch that K-WAB wrestling has ever done.
Anonymous
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Where the Lyrics King song? Please tell me it's Monster Gash
Anonymous
Here's lundy admitting that he's on pw 24/7
Anonymous
Guess who's walking out with the fucking gold tonight?
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>>19202679 >"What a cringey bitch! Oooooh yessss!!!" Anonymous
>This week on "The Kevin Nash Mysteries", we explore why the back alley in Detroit that was home to that fateful evening had multiple gay pornographic magazines, empty warming lubricant bottles and trace amounts of amyl nitrate everywhere. Geraldo Riveria guest hosts as an investigator...starts Friday.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
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Well, my friends, once again you find yourselves down here in my dark and spooky lair...awaiting the judgement of the snake. The ol' snake played most of his cards on night one, but I got one more hand to play. There is someone here who absolutely deserves to play the game...since he was not in the tournament, I've devised a special KWAB for Wolfie. He will have a chance to avoid his KWAB if he can win the game. And tonight's game is called...the wheel of misfortune. So step right up Wolfie. All you gotta do is spin the wheel and make the deal.
Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal Promo:
https://files.catbox.moe/w3o4t8.mp3 Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
>Round and round and round she goes >Where she'll stop, nobody knows
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>>19202733 Should book a match where Bryan beats the shit out of him, Jake.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
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Oh my, it looks like you've landed on the KWAB you dreaded the most. That's right, you're about to be raped by the 92 crew yet again...unless you can win this little game...step on up to the stage, Wolfie...it's time to play wheel of misfortune, with your host Jake the Snake. Hahahahahaa.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
Alright Wolfie, here it is...your last chance to avoid your KWAB, your last chance to avoid being raped by the 92 crew. You already spun the wheel, so now you just have to try and solve the puzzle. I'm sure you must be feelin' a lot of pressure, and the ol' snake knows all about that. But I'm gonna be honest with you, Wolfbitch! I don't like you at all, and I hope you fail so that I can watch you get CORNHOLED by those spooks one more time. So what's your guess, Wolfie? You spun the wheel, so now it's time to make the deal. Oh by the way, we got two other contestants too and I think you know them well.
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>>19202768 TICK TOCK, WOLFBITCH!
Be like Kevin Nash. Try and see if you can buy a bowel.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
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>Oh, I know this one...The answer is KEK WHAT A BOTCH HAHAHAHA I WIN YOU RETARDS!!!!
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
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*DING*>Since that little bitch failed, I would like to solve the puzzle. I don't need to buy no vowels an sheeeit cuz these are the words we said to Kevin Nash right after we raped his ass for the first time back in the SIZZLIN summer of 1992. The answer is KEK WHAT A BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jake "The Snake" Roberts !!lK99WVjd687
Why yes, Mr. Mabel...that is the correct answer. And we all know what that means. It means that Wolfie is now going to be raped by the 92 crew. I'll save you all the terrible sight of his bunghole being plundered repeatedly by an army of horny ghetto pavement apes, because that's too scary even for Halloween. But as you can see, the 92 crew is collecting their prize right now, and they'll be taking him out to the dark Transylvanian woods to give him the spookiest rape of his life. That's it for the ol' snake's games for now, but I'll see you all again real soon. Trust me.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Hey, check this out, I'm looking at our backstage cameras and it looks like someone is messing with Dracula while he's asleep. Whoever it is, they better hope he don't wake up, that's all I can say.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19202648 Much appreciated good sir. It will be included in the next episode of Saturday Night Metal. Good contributions like this are always welcome.
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>>19202818 hell yes get raped lundy not that it's anything new for you
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be the finals of our Crimson Crown deathmatch tournamant. This match will be the first-ever 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!!
Introducing first, from right here in Transylvania...We don't know his weight because he killed the weigh-in guy, so here is the legendary prince of darkness, your local community leader, COUNT DRACULA!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NyfQot8l8xz0 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9a8hzi.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19202825 N-n-no way....
...could it really be...??
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent...from Goddamn, West Virginia, weighing 230 pounds...he is one half of the MAGA Powers and the infamous innovator of all-American violence...THE MAGA BUTCHER!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/e2jPSY4yOx4T Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/z58p5a.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The finals of our Crimson Crown tournament, and this will be a 420-CINDERBLOCK BARBED WIRE EXPLODING TIMEBOMB DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!! We pulled out all the KINO for this one because this one is for the Crimson Crown! And now I give you: Count Dracula Vs The MAGA Butcher!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/c3uyzH2LiImG Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...AND NEWWWWWWWW K-WAB WRESTLING KING OF THE DEATHMATCH...THE MAGA BUTCHER!
Celebration Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/cstjre.mp3 Anonymous
>>19202949 HULKAMANIA LIVES!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>Well, you know somethin' brothers? The Hulkster's pumped to be back here in K-WAB, and my good friend the MAGA Butcher needed my help man! I knew he couldn't defeat the forces of evil alone, brother, and so I got up out of that hospital bed, I jumped into the sea, and I dog-paddled all the way to Europe brother! And then I took one big jump with the power of Hulkamania and landed right in the middle of this castle, dude! I saw what Dracula did to brother Funk, and I knew that nobody had a chance against this monster. That finish didn't work for me, brother, so the Hulkster used a little chicanery to even the odds, brother! That's the power of Hulkamania brother, that's the power of the MAGA Powers, and WHATCHA GONNA DO when Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Powers RUN WILD on you!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19202975 That's right brother! Here in K-WAB wrestling, we intend to keep Hulkamania alive forever.
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>>19202976 >Dogpaddles his way to Europe >Joins up with Maga Butcher, unified for their love of America >goes over death itself, brother >screws Dracula out of the win and sends his coffin sleeping ass back to the grave. Hogantranny on suicide watch
> Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And now, I would like to introduce tonight's special musical guest. He is the Vice President of K-WAB Wrestling, my brother, the one and only LyricKING!
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz
Thank ya, thank ya very much. I've been working on my Elvis impressions lately so that I can develop a good promo voice, but that's a matter for another time. Tonight, I want to drop a special Halloween 92 song for all the 92bros to enjoy. This one was written not just by myself, but by the board. I can't very well give a songwriting credit to "that one guy in that one thread", so I'm just giving the whole board credit for this one. Anyway, here it is...a spooky little tune about the rape of Kevin Nash in the terrifying, horrifying, spooky, scary, BLOOD-DRENCHED summer of 1992.
THE MONSTER NASH:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uka9FLCx3SKG Anonymous
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>>19202887 absolutely phenomenal
Anonymous
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz
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>>19203012 Glad you like it fellow 92bro. I feel like this one is real special because it's a collaborative work which allowed everyone to contribute their best material. I literally couldn't sing it at first because I was laughing too hard lol.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright, everyone, it's almost time for the MAIN EVENT. Kane and the Undertaker are going to go at it for the Gigadimes title in a no-holds-barred slobberknocker for the ages!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall with no holds barred, and it is for the K-WAB Wrestling Gigadimes Championship! Introducing first, from Death Valley, weighing 309 pounds...The Undertaker!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hZaZ0xtXXQp7 Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qs1oly.mp3 Anonymous
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>>19203034 hell yeah let's do this
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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And his opponent, from parts unknown...weighing 323 pounds...he is your reigning Gigadimes Champion...the big red machine, KANE!
Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ry6YrqlrfEfy Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/o85wjn.mp3 Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
And now, we finally come to the last match of this epic event. The main event, where Kane and The Undertaker will meet to settle it all. You've heard the story, you know who they are. All that's left to do is see who will emerge from Samhain Sacrifice as the last monster standing. It's Kane and The Undertaker for the Gigadimes Title, it's Live from Transylvania, and all you have to do is click below....If you dare.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LEC7xhtSxp6o Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner...AND NEWWWW K-WAB WRESTLING GIGADIMES CHAMPION...THE UNDERTAKER!
Anonymous
>>19203088 HELL YEAH, HE DID IT!!!
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
Kane...You FOOL! I allowed you to think that you had beaten the reaper, but you should have known that your fight was over before it started. All I had to do was spill a little of your blood, and your fate was sealed. Now all of the weak and pathetic mortals of K-WAB can gaze in horror and know that a new era of darkness and evil is upon them. Kane...I said I would send you back to hell...I told the devil himself that I would send you back to hell...and now the dark task has been completed. And as the hounds of hell feast upon whatever is left of your soul, Kane...you will never...REST...IN PEACE....
The Undertaker !!1C2erSR+Vlt
>>19203089 Here is one of my creatures of the night. Here at least is one mortal who has accepted that their world is about to change forever. As the new champion, I will reign with blood and horror. Those who are wise enough to acknowledge their new evil master will be the only ones who do not end up twisting and writhing in the eternal flames of Hell.
Anonymous
Best show you've produced yet. Can't wait for the next one, especially the next PPV.
Anonymous
>>19202363 How do you even watch this shit
Anonymous
>>19203113 >>19203118 I sincerely doubt this is the last we've heard from him.
Anonymous
>>19203125 With our eyes, numbnuts.
Eat shit and kill yourself, faggot.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe what we've seen tonight, loads of supernatural fuckery and some amazing matches that will probably stand as some of our best work ever. I thank each and every one of you for...hey wait a minute, I'm seein' somethin on the security camera here...
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
OH SHIT! IT'S THE TROONS! They've been pissed off ever since they heard that I banned them from this company, and now they're tryin' to swarm into the castle like zombies on us! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! WE MUST DESTROY THE ARMY OF ZOMBIE TRANNIES!!!
Anonymous
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>>19202589 >>19202698 Holy fuck, we even have some based movies coming out soon.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
OH MY GOD!!! The Hulkster just flew into the castle courtyard in his monster truck and flattened all them trannies! And now he's spinnin' his wheels, spraying tranny blood and guts everywhere! He's makin' a terrible mess though, so I hope one of these witches in the crowd's got a good cleaning spell! In any case, it seems that the tranny zombies have been defeated for now, but zombies usually come in waves so they could be back.
Anonymous
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>>19203149 HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
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>>19203152 HOLY BASED HULK!!!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19203121 Thanks brother, glad you liked it! And if any of you would like to help fight the zombie troon menace, feel free to make tranny death memes and post them in this thread. Everyone can participate and take their turn! And I'm even gonna drop some things to help you out. here's the background for a start.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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and here's a troon for you
Anonymous
>>19203121 Speaking of PPVs, I wonder if K-WAB is going to have it's own Wrestlemania? I was thinking of names like "SuperSlam" or "WrestleFest", but I leave it to PVE.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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Here's a hanging troon. That's right, it's Halloween so I'm filling all your candy bags with powerful meme weapons!
Anonymous
>>19202363 Kwarb wrestling?
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>>19203165 We will indeed have such an event, but I don't think now is the right time to drop the name or any other information about that. However, I will tell you that it is not going to happen until April. This show was incredibly difficult to prepare, and not just because of my unexpected hospitalization. I really don't think I should attempt another show of this size until a number of issues have been sorted out. However, I am going to try and do some kind of a gigashow event in January. I can't make any promises on that one yet, but it is penciled in.
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And here's another troony transparency for your memeing pleasure. This one is dead and bloody.
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>>19203137 IS HE HECKIN LITOROLLY STANDING IN THE FIRE LIKE **IN** IT??
HECKIN BADASS!! UPDOOTERINO
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>>19203152 Great finish, and you even worked out some audience participation as well. The whole show was a home run and well worth the wait.
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different face here
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another face variation
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last one here, this should be all the troon transparencies that anyone needs to create some good tranny death memes. Have fun boys!
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>>19203173 The only raped bitch here is Lundy's asshole after Henry Chew'd through it.
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Here's the monster truck if anyone wants to use that
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright everybody, the show is finally over. I don't even have the words to express how I feel about this, it's been a hell of a ride for me. At times, during this process, I felt like a deathmatch wrestler myself, mostly because I was in a lot of pain and had to abuse a variety of drugs (both legal and otherwise) in order to get things done. My brother also stepped up hard here, he was responsible for more than a little of what you saw on this show, so give him a big share of the credit as well. Ladies and gentlemen of /pw/, I want to thank you, and I mean each and every one of you, for giving us the opportunity to entertain you and to engage in the most autistic fun that we have ever had. Without our great fans, this company wouldn't mean jack shit, so if you loved this show as much as I did, I want you to thank yourself as well. Until next time, this is Pepe Von Erich signing off and this has been SAMHAIN SACRIFICE.
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>>19203222 CHECKED TRIPS!
For the love of god, please rest and heal up. This show was a monumentous achievement for someone having recovered from recent surgery and the ensuing healing process afterwards. It was worth the wait for both halves of the show and I can't wait to see whats in store for the next episode.
This is turning out to be something this board has needed for a long time, troons be damned and wolfie be raped.
So many dimes drawn and waves made.
Anonymous
The champion taking his first victim for the new era of darkness.
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>>19203255 Oh hell yes! I was just about to go to bed and checked the thread one more time...this is mmmmmmmmmBADASS!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19203235 I've said a whole lot tonight, so to this I will just say thank you, and I really do mean that sincerely. May the powers of KEK bless you and yours.
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>>19203222 No matter if you gonna read this or not, but let me say, thank you for that hell of a show. It's not easy nowadays to find any good wrestling program, so I wish for this to go on for a long time and if we make it next October, I would love seeing Freddy Kruger for the next Crimson Crown Tournament. But for now, get a rest, heal up, until next SNM. I will probably be there.
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>>19203075 pure hellish KINO
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>>19203127 same here, id bet that this story isn't over
Anonymous
>>19203137 maybe that faggot finally did kill himself lol
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>>19205880 No, he'll be right back at the next event bitch, pissing, moaning and sharting cause like all faggots, they have to draw attention to themselves even when they don't like the thing you're actually paying attention to. He's currently being raped by the 92 Krew as per his spin of the wheel, so he'll be showing up here next Saturday while doing the walk of shame.
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>>19203441 Freddy almost made it into the tournament this year, actually. I was originally going to include four halloween monsters but in the end I decided that was too much. We're thinking that there will be two halloween monsters each year, and next year will probably be Freddy and Jason.
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Based and Kino Thread
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>>19203158 >I am the tree of a thousand dead troons >ACKing themselves by the light of the moon Anonymous
>>19203158 callin reinforcements from /pol/
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>>19206709 He's currently melting down over Poi
Anonymous
>>19208442 Oh for fuck sakes...you know, man? I don't keep up with the latest gook of the week. Who or what the fuck is Poi? Is that some bug he's crushing on or are you referring to the fish? What is it about this 'Poi' that's got ol' wolbitch's stanky bussy all up in a tizzy?
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>>19208677 Of course it is.
Pedo needs his pedo fix, I guess.
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>>19208515 Poi is the racist fairy princess who loves to throw nigeru into her volcano.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Check this out, exactly 92 views on Mabel Vs Wolfie.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19203255 >>19206706 >>19208144 >>19208262 Good work boys, we got them tranny zombies on the run. I found one trying to sneak in through the back, and he's going straight in the oven.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19208894 slight improvement
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Oh damn there's more of 'em trying to get in! Fire up the extra ovens, boys. We're gonna be busy for awhile. We might just be burning tranny zombies all night.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Anonymous
>>19202363 You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. A poof, a poofter, a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You get chased by that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You're a limp wristed, musical watching, ticket holding friend of Dorothy.
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>>19208992 But does any of that UNRAPE Nash?
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Based Hulk dealing with the tranny menace.
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>>19208976 absolutely based. and it fits because bitchtits was raped in the year of 1976 as confirmed many times. and we also know he's a troon because he posted that infamous buttista pic
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>>19208992 >You're queer. You're gay. You're homosexual. A poof, a poofter, a ponce. You're a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. You're bent. You get chased by that arsebandit. You lift those shirts. You're a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. You dine at the downstairs restaurant, you dance at the other end of the ballroom. You're Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. You're a limp wristed, musical watching, ticket holding friend of Dorothy. Anonymous
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>>19208992 and you eat corn the long way
Anonymous
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19209092 RARE DOUBLE KWAB
Looky here boys,
>>19208992 it's another one of them tranny zombies! There must be another wave comin, I'm deploying the Fourth Reich so they can drop some Zyklon bombs!
Anonymous
>>19209147 Jesus...they just don't fucking quit, do they? They catch wind of something awesome happening and now they have to show up and flood the board with fake KWABOTY and other assorted tranny shit.
Gonna need industrial sized cases of Troon-B-Gone before this week is out.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Anonymous
>>19209227 Are you taking a break this week or can we expect SNM this Saturday?
Anonymous
>>19209147 Holy shit is this pedo boiling
Anonymous
>>19209200 Why did you drop your trip? We all know this thread is just you talking to yourself and playing with your dolls.
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>>19209273 Kill yourself, troon.
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>>19209277 see
>>19208811 there's definitely more than 1 person lmao
Anonymous
>>19209277 >we You mean the voices in your walls? Take your meds, faggot. Or save the medical community the time and money and just kill yourself instead.
Anonymous
>>19209292 noice i got me a double KWAB too
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>>19209299 no that was a TRIPLE KWAB, surely one of the mightiest gets possible. this is even more proof that nash was raped without mercy or lube in the summer of 1992.
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The trannies have arrived on the board and they are mad.
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The guy who only replies to 92 posts
>>19208992 You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer
The guy who only replies to 92 posts
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why is this called Samhain?
Anonymous
>>19210429 Samhain is a celtic festival which Halloween originates from.
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>>19210466 Based and informative
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>>19210466 correct, samhain is similar to the mexican "day of the dead" holiday, which is itself descended from the Spanish Celtic version of the holiday.The names have changed and it all got christianized at some point but Halloween is one of the oldest known holidays.
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>>19209815 I don't care or watch gook bug shit, you cheese smelling glue bag.
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>>19209846 Die fucking mad about it, tranny.
Anonymous
>>19210204 so many new slurs for pedos that I've never heard before. many many keks were had.
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>>19211046 All because wolfbitch is butthurt.
He's the lolcow gift that just keeps on giving.
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>>19209247 We are going to try and get episode 10 done in time for this saturday, but I honestly can't say for sure. Samhain Sacrifice really took a lot of my time and mojo, but we do believe we can at least deliver an episode for Saturday. I hope everyone will forgive us if that show is not quite so jam-packed with extra content. Episode 10 will be a rush job but that's nothing new so I think we can do it.
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Oh look at that! Shingo and Poi are rounding up tranny zombies and tossing them into the volcano! And I think I hear them playing this little song while they do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWXF32nxLs&list=RDdgWXF32nxLs&start_radio=1 BAH GAWD it's a sky-high tranny-tossin conga party and everybody's having a good time except the trannies.
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fixed the hands, first version was made in a hurry
