HOLY KANTOLY, Tajiri-sama!!!!! You're saying I'm gonna be BUG/FLYING type, with MANY WEAKNESSES including a QUAD WEAKNESS to ROCK??!?! EEEHHH?!?! You're saying my STATS won't even MAKE UP for that?!?! 55 BASE HP and *gulp* 50 BASE DEFENSE?? And I'm gonna be a SPECIAL ATTACKER even though BOTH of my TYPES are PHYSICAL?!?! WHAAAAAAAT???!?! There isn't a SINGLE BUG or FLYING MOVE I'll be able to LEARN in my DEBUT GENERATION anyway?!?!?!?!?! A-And what's more... my FIRST STAGE will only be found in the MORNING in only ONE VERSION even though NOBODY will ever BOTHER me with me because I'm such a PIECE OF TRASH anyway??!!!!??? Not only that, but... I'm NEVER getting an EVOLUTION?!??!!! And I'll be getting an ABILITY that raises the POWER of PUNCHING MOVES as if that'd change ANYTHING with my PATHETIC 35 BASE ATTACK???!!!!??! A-And to top it all off... I'll LOSE the ELEMENTAL PUNCHES by the 8TH GENERATION, the only THINGS that will make me BARELY USABLE in GOLD and SILVER, and even get DEXITED by the 9TH?!?!?!?! Well what can I say but YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOOO

Choose wisely.

Mons you can't fucking wait to be Dexit'd

Why don’t they just use a full restore? Are they stupid?

>Release a pair of unfinished games
>Profit
>Release a finished third version at the same price
>Profit

How about brainstorming some sauce for the ones with little to no difference to make them more unique?

Different index number, different stats, different movepools, different abilities
>Volbeat, Illumise
Different index number, different stats, different movepools, same abilities
>Nidoran, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
Same index number, different stats, different movepools, different abilities
>Indeedee, Oinklogne
Same index number, same stats, different movepools, different abilities
>Meowstic
Same index number, different stats, same movepool, same abilities
>Basculegion
Same index number, same stats, same movepool, same abilities
>Hippopotas, Hippowdown, Unfezant, Frillish, Jellicent, Pyroar

Generation 10 is going to be the last generation. The be all end all of pokemon, the culmination of 30 years of Capsule Monsters. This is the apex of the monster catching genre. (You)r last chance to be a man child.

haha Misty is stuck

If you’re ever in Japan and happen to come across a PokeCafe, don’t bother with any savory stuff, it’s literally just style over substance so you take photos.

The cakes and donuts were alright. The lattes weren’t strong enough, the Japs have no idea what double shot even means.

What Pokemon do you think will get a cross-gen evolution in Gen 10?